It doesn't make sense, but it's funny.

Jun 19, 2023 2:14 AM

HoboKingNiklz

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I don't feed him, I don't give him treats, he's not my cat by any stretch of the word, but...

He's always chillin' with me. Even when she's home. She'll walk by and tell him "Your mommy's home, you're still laying there?"

He just likes nappin' against my leg I guess.

Our 2 cats are the same way and my wife is really the cat lover of the 2 of us.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Over the years the one universal truth I've learned about cats is that they are nap whores. Warm humans who are quiet and stay still are the best snuggle buddies for these furry babies

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm pretty quiet and still most of the time. It never takes him long to fall asleep when he does this. I try not to wake him up (unless he's clearly having a scary dream)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My roommate has 3 cats 2 prefer me, andvthe 3rd one is pretty fond of me too. I let them in my room, on my bed, I feed them wet food, and I use to clean their litter boxes but not since I had a fall out with my roommate. I also have catnip.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah, see he gets none of that from me. He's not allowed in my room and he knows it. I never feed him or give him treats or care for him at all.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you are a Disney princess!!

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

My ex wife brought home a goofy little orange cat that turned into a massive, muscular beast of a house cat. And he loved me, not her. And it drove her crazy. He would cuddle with me without me even having to tempt him to me with food or anything. She would stare at us as the cat would sit on my lap and shake her head. "I don't get why that cat loves you so much."

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Cat knew your ex wife was a soulless bitch for saying that.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

WWWWWow. Fuck you too honey.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I get this with other people's pets to the point that my uncle didn't want to leave his dog with me.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I've worked on a couple of outfits where it became known that if they were looking for me to just look for where everybody's dogs were, some of us just have that animal magnetism baby.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wife has her cats for 8 or 9 years before we met. But they live me more than her now 😂

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does it bug her? Lol

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You smell good, to a cat.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My precious little dog, who I love more than anything in this world, is a cruel whore who will abandon me at a moment's notice for any other person currently available

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Takes you for granted smh these hoes ain't loyal

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mom adopted a cat off the street. Spent a month getting him to trust her enough to walk into the house and every time I opened the door and saw her sitting on the ground outside she'd go 'He sat in my lap for x seconds this time!!!' Then Toby's in the house for less than a week and he's following me around, sleeping outside my room, snuggling with me on the couch and Mom was SO jealous. She'd spent so much effort getting him to trust her. He takes ONE look at me and goes 'MINE.'

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they just do that. The way they decide who to bond with is beyond our comprehension.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her cat is just blackmailing her in order to get more pampering. I hope you realise that you're both victims to a smart cat

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ah, I knew something was up.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s interesting how pets do that. One of my ex’s cats *immediately* preferred me to her. And that same ex had a best friend with a boxer that was usually aggressive but LOVED me. One time the owner got home after a vacation and the boxer didn’t care cause I was there. Owner was pissed lol.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Recommendation: don't let her know you find it hilarious.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never. Every time she mentions it to him I just shrug and agree. I don't do anything to encourage him to sit with me, I'm just letting him do what he wants.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Either you are chill or warm. Or the cat just likes you

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am extremely warm, everyone I've ever cuddled with has complained about it. And on a good day I like to think I'm pretty chill lol

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same with body warmth. But now i have a south african girlfriend. And she has a million degrees

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife adopted a cat when he was 3... i met them when he was 12 and he became mine from day one. He immediately started ignoring her and her daughter and followed me everywhere. When i'd leave he'd sit by the door i left for days, and when i'd get back he'd come running to me.. he passed a couple years ago at 21. Miss that bastard every day..

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a beautiful bond. I feel like pets have to have some kind of spiritual sense of what person they're supposed to bond to. You sent him over the rainbow bridge with a full heart and a fulfilled life.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like your controller

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, it's just the base DualSense that comes with the PS5. I wanna get a cool coloured one but money's kinda tight at the moment.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cats know who the real cat people are.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's the thing, I'm not even a cat person. I like 'em just fine, but I *much* prefer dogs.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love me some dogs, too. You have been chosen by this cat. Warms my heart!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lost a best friend because his dog loved me more than him. I also told him exactly that would happen if he got a dog. I really wish he hadn't, not for losing the friend, but because now the dog has lost me and is supremely sad because of it. He's fine because he's a dog, but every time we meet, the dog does the "oh thank god you're back since you speak dog and my owner super doesn't; now we can go back to being a family!" and I have to try to explain to him that, no, that's not how humans work

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's sad that your friend was so petty and selfish. For the dog's sake and yours.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My GF said that the next time we get an animal, I have to move out for at least 6 months so that they can develop a bond since the existing ones prefer me

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol pure jealousy, I love that pets have the power to create such strong feelings in us.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you a quiet person compared to your roommate? Some cats really want to be quiet. Is the cat skittish/jumpy?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Maybe? She's not a particularly noisy person, although I'm never in her room so maybe when he's in there she bugs him too much. No idea. But I'm super quiet and practically motionless lol I just play video games.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That may be why. Super quiet and motionless. Some cats just wanna chill and do just that.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So yeah. Sounding like your leg is the equivalent of a warm rock for the cat, and cats love warmth.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pet cucking the most wholesome of NTR

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Made me laugh. I don't rub it in her face or anything. Whenever she talks to him about it I always agree with her and tell him to go be with her but he just sticks with me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss my last roommate’s cat! We were soul buddies. Same shit tho, she’d rather hang with me even when her owner was home. Pissed off my roommate to no end. I miss that cat tho. Sweet vibes and the purrrr <3

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Awww! This guy never purrs, at least not to me. But even when he's not lying against my leg, I often find him sitting next to the couch staring up at me. Just staring, for hours on end.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like he loves youuuuu!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of cats I've known preferred men, so that's a thing, especially if it's a female kitty.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Male kitty, but that's an interesting observation.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend hates me for this. We've been living together for at least 6 years. Cat was left by an old neighbor that moved out ... 7 years ago. She took the cat in, feeds the cat, buys her food, tries to love her. The cat ALWAYS picks me. She sleeps on me. She stays in my spot when gf is asleep next to her. She always chooses my lap over my gf.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There must be some kind of genetic pheromone or something humans don't have the ability to detect but makes pets prefer them. This kind of story is so common.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cat likes you for all the reasons you listed. Cat is over stimulated with owner. The harder the owner tries for attention, the more the cat will go to you. If you want to try to push the cat away a little so it will go to its owner, just pet it while it is chilling with you. It will likely leave after a bit. Or just enjoy the ride cuz the more you do nothing, the more the cat will prefer you.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

See, I've tried this. I'll harass him and flip him around, lay him on the carpet and spin him, raspberry his belly, play with his toe beans, and he'll complain and yell and as soon as I stop, he comes running up to me and rubs against my legs lol

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With cats I have found for the most part the more you ignore them the more they want to be around you. Definitely the way to win over a cat is if you can put aloof them. They are like "Damn that person is cool."

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Pretty much. My room mate brought home a kitten and I just ignored him. He ended up staying in my room 90% of the time because it was quiet, nobody fucked with him in there, and he could just snooze on my bed for hours without being bothered.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We babysat a toddler whose cat at home is old and cranky and violent and doesn’t tolerate pats. So this kid is super cautious of our scaredy-cat cat when he comes to stay with us. Meanwhile, our cat who normally hides from everyone is doggedly following this wary kid around trying to figure out why he’s so shy.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that toddler at home around that mean cat

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because cats are very particular about things being done on their terms and within their comfort zone. A person who avoids cats is a person who doesn't violate their consent or push their boundaries. So naturally cats tend to trust such a person who is that respectful of their space and autonomy

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah I mess with him a lot and roughhouse with him and all that but he knows he has a clear signal he can give and I'll back off. It's not all that complicated

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We’ve tried to explain ‘pats by consent’ to some of our guests and it’s so weird how they don’t understand that you need to present your hand to the cat to see if he will consent to pats, which he will signal by either pulling away or rubbing up against. It’s such a simple rule. Must be dog people.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well that explains a lot. I used to be horribly allergic to cat dander and cats would never leave me alone!

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Haha ya. It's kinda a chess move of sorts. The cat thinks it's getting one over on me but I am getting one over on it. It is the most satisfying to out aloof a cat that is pretty aloof itself. My biggest benchmark in how a cat feels about me is if it will let me touch it's paws. That is something that has to be earned over time and trust.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere that they notice your discomfort and come over to help make you feel better

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is possible but my discomfort was being allergic to cats so they just made it worse. Despite their efforts.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, seems to be a fairly universal experience for people with cat allergies

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't want to alarm you, but you might be dying.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank god.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you’re making a perfect cat bed with your legs there

3 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

We call that the leg nest in our household

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oooh, I like that one!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some cats know when people will die. Takes from that what you will. Telling your roommate this might at least make her feel better.

3 years ago | Likes 388 Dislikes 8

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh damn

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Roommate might get jealous and murder @op. Just as the cat predicted or planned.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP, you dead

3 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

Does it count if the cat causes the murder?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What cat doesn't? We just can't prove any of them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best news I've had all week.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You just made a poop I was struggling with come out with a laugh generated by your comment. Thank you. #nohemroids

3 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

De nada. I'll add human Exlax to my resume.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Living up to their Username.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My friends cat hated everyone and was only nice to her. Chased people out of the house and away from her. My friend passed away 3 weeks ago from a brain tumor we found out about 8 months ago. Cat doesn't chase people out of the house anymore.

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

My condolences. Sounds maybe like the chat was trying to protect your friend but didn't know what from so chose the only thing they could find. Hope you're doing ok.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just noticed my French coming out. Yeah that's it, not a typo. Honest.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some cats just prefer people that leave them alone

3 years ago | Likes 1435 Dislikes 1

I almost never left my cat alone and she loved me. She'd sleep on my lap and when I went to bed she'd be next to my head or between my feet most of the night. I miss her man, she was such a purring little goofball.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yep, that's my understanding of cats, all cats tolerate whoever feeds them, but many prefer the company of the person that's not constantly handling them eg grooming or cuddles.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More they dont like being moved or yelled at. My wife is like this, shes so mad the cats sleep on me, but also she rolls around in her sleep and squeals super loud at them when shes awake.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*most... and they're really not keen on eye contact either.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Certain kinds of eye contact. That's how cats communicate mostly. Try looking them in the eyes for 2 seconds, then while maintaining eye contact, blink slowly like you're tired and don't care. It sounds odd, but that's how you say, "you can trust me i wont hurt you" in cat.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Expanding on this, humans tend to use eye contact to indicate you have our attention and/or we like you. That means that people who aren't "into" cats tend to avoid eye contact with them. To cats, making eye contact is a sign of aggression, so people constantly paying attention to them by making eye contact makes them nervous--and people who try to avoid a cat's attention by avoiding eye contact seem more approachable to them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the dads who don't want cats

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My old roommates had a cat that loved me. I was night shift and I'd always hear a scratch at my door. He'd come in and lay in my comforter and loved scritches

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing i noticed with cats is they pick a favorite person, and you have very little say in it. You can spend all day with them and be the only person they interract with, and they might just wait and pick someone else

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I feed our cat, clean etc yet that bastard is always with father which he's not even feeding him like ever:D

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I refuse. I will join the fur baby on the end of the bed, on the couch, on the floor, under the bed, and wherever else it may end up. I have *broken* all of my cats this way. Lovin's a comin and there's no avoiding it.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know, they're like anything with a brain, there's a baseline, but around that they're diverse. It's all about finding the animal that vibes with you.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I try to leave them alone, but they won’t leave me alone! What HR do I call??!

3 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Admeownistration

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel this in my soul

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nyet, this is not HR, this is Nya

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have allergies so I try to keep my distance. I am their favorite person.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pretend you gonna pet them and really really into it and they will scram, guaranteed. if not, you got to pet a cat!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HT cannot help here. You need FR. Feline resources

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm allergic to cats so I avoid them. They seem to like this. I cannot resist when they want to be friends. I must suffer.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Mum hates cats. My cat loves her. And my cat hates a lot of people

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

That's probably why your cat loves her. I've seen it said that having a cat is a lesson in consent bc cats are very particular about things being done on their terms in ways they're comfortable with. A (non malicious) person who hates cats is going to avoid the cat, and by extension is not going to do a damn thing that upsets a cat or pushes their boundaries or without kitty consent. So naturally the cat will trust and love such a person that respectful of their space and boundaries

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Potentially this, cats love me for some reason, I wait for them to approach me, don't pick them up, and sit incredibly still so I'm a really good perch for them. I also give the best scritches. Its probably why I seem to have a lot of luck with ladies as I use a similar approach. Doubly so for ladies with cats!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As an autistic woman... This! Honestly i love cats because they like me have boundaries, we have a mutual reapect for eachother and don't bother eachother constantly. I love dogs to, dont get me wrong, i love a good pupper blanket, but cats have a special place in my heart too <3 And people who treat me like i would treat cats, are quickly my friends! Squish that cat!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've got adhd and a touch of the tism, personal space is incredibly important to me, and cats seem to understand that, dogs, lovable little bastards that they are, can't seem to figure it out, or appreciate a bit of quiet time!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0