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and kitten cups for those who made it here
hartmacj94
Go get 'em OP!
NEVEReatTHEcarrots
Whoooooo ! Good luck!
fullfathomdeep
The most obnoxious way to post a story.
ElysianKing
Best of luck!
causeyoumakemehappy
retrohellix
Don't worry OP, if you don't succeed you can always http://imgur.com/p5HYI
bhifi
Ahh! Skyy vodka is best for clensing the mind.
WJMartin0324
You go back there and give that waiter the tip of his life
YoungOuji
Good luck OP. :)
skatersarah02
I may have given you an up vote...if it weren't for the kittens.
TheHorselessHeadsman
commenting for later
irishred1784
lisp
Twist: OP's love interest is a safe-cracker.
ViennaGirl
So it all starts with browsing Imgur too long! Im doing this everyday, where is my date?
DryHumpingTheConstabulary
ImFromImgurYourArgumentIsInvalid
no fucking way... LOL I was going to say +1 right before I noticed your name!
DryHumpingTheConstabulary
Awww I just can't win with you :(
farorevalor
OP, I'm happy for you and wishing you luck at all, but GUYS LOOK AT THE KITTEN CUPS!
Grizzizzle
I need a waiter wingman
ivoryashes
Whether you deliver or not, I hope it goes well. But if you don't deliver you better have a good reason like sex or she bakes or something.
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ivoryashes
You are amazing and I'm glad it turned out well!
thisisanunusualusername
Ahhhh!! Good luck. That's so cute <3
countdrunkula
TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH YOU, GOOD SIR.
dthbyme3rkat
there should be like a suave cupid waiter meme or something
Aranyszin
It's the next day now.. WHAT HAPPENED??!?!?!
beeratius
Kitten cups are my favourite cups except maybe for pudding cups
KingoftheAndalstheRhoynarandtheFirstMenLordoftheSevenKingdoms
IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt
I just GOT to get me one of those chairs now and do exactly that in the exactly appropriate time, it will be... awesome.
TheManWhoWouldBeKing
Commenting to find this again
WhatIfImReallyConspiracyKeanu
What if it was all a dream, and you never even talked to her?
Zarkary
I HATE those dreams. Then you wake up. I have never been so pissed and sad at the same time.
TerryGosselin
I fucking laughed when I saw your username
playthatrecordbackwards
Whoa.
ireallyshouldbedoingwork
One time I started telling a story to my friend and realized it never even happened and it was all a dream and slowly faded off speaking.
Pandapool
Hehe gonna be REAL funny when he shows up to her room and is all "so you ready to go? :D"
lamiatron
GOOD LUCK OP!!! http://imgur.com/ieJET1s
MakingplansforNigel
I always upvote RuPaul. =)
angrymeowplops
HAA was just thinking the same thing!!
ghmp
Damn, is that even a person in that gif?
t3hpr0nst4r
No, RuPaul is a GLAMAZON! don't be mad bro
angrymeowplops
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Im-Fabulous.jpg
i81u812
Dont @cagg us now.
100percent200proofColombian
+1 for the well put together meme story. Not even mad if deliveries aren't made, on time at least.
BETTYFUCKINWHITE
Well done OP, well done.
gjb2107
http://imgur.com/DXYm9fZ
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nightrein
HE DELIVERED! UPVOTES, UPVOTES NAO!
thekeeb
https://www.opdelivered.com/post/V3Ha17s We'll keep an eye out for the delivery!
ninjagaidensigma
I'm still waiting for the contents of that safe. You know, the one with the brown tape lines surrounding the dial!
Macrowaveable
This is always a favorite
Zebs
I think it's safe to bet that this one will surely crack, and we'll hear all about what's really on the inside.
nymeriaa
This needs to be top comment on every "ill post an update...." post
jeezuspieces
That's gonna be his victim's corpse
CanYouSmellWhatImCooking
i like how italian this is
moseph
wow I thought the same thing! haha
procrasturbation
Me too: let's take Nice back by this night.
DrPain702
You got 20 minutes OP or I'm calling papa johns.
GeominorAI
Where is that GIF from?
tboltorama
I believe that is from The X-Files.
GeominorAI
That would explain the Vancouver skytrain in the background.
daddypancakes
Thanks for all the support you guys!!!! I've upvoted all your comments! Update will come tomorrow! or you may banish me!
NEoNPwnzor
Is it tomorrow yet?
Tangarinesquids
Can we banish you yet?
pussyvanillafaggot
Too bad you're alone forever
Hikash
Good luck, my friend!
pussyvanillafaggot
You sit on a throne of lies, Bill.
c0pyc4t
YOU GOT THIS!!!!
goforthandconquer
well? Well??? WELL!?!?
poorskull
If you don't update, you will be mentioned by name in a note in a safe that I will post pictures of and not open after I said I would.
boobicus
I don't wanna banish you, but I will!!! so help me god I will. Sex videos are also accepted.
MartieMcFly
I will hold you to it! GOOD LUCK!
TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight
This has to end well, this start is too good for this not to end well!
greenbrier
K, it's tomorrow now!
Luvvie
DON'T @CAGG OUT ON US OP. PLEASE.
Tomdaddy
I will wait.
TracySpiridakos
UPDATEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
ihaveneverseenmybutt
What ended up happening since then after this?
MaddMatter
Is there an update yet?
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
"Oh, we're not dating..." *cheesy look and elbow nudge* "YET!" Eh? Eh?
eggtart
GET OFF IMGUR and get ready op!!!
PussyMagnet69
Is it tomorrow?
ken27238
Shun the nonbeliever, SHUUUUUUUUUUUUN
NEoNPwnzor
Is it tomorrow yet?
pleasenoharshmamellow
There better be some details in the update along with pictures of your wedding which will inevitably happen. BEST OF LUCK!
hallucinojenni
Indubitably.
no0ob
OP we need pics !
ALLOFTHEBACON
Better deliver, I faithfully read every meme as opposed to my usual, scroll for prize kittens
SargntSprinkles
Commenting because I want to see the update
PrfctDrk
You better damn deliver, I still have withdrawals from that one OP never delivering on the fukkin' Safe.
Beezlebubble
MESSAGE EVERYONE THE UPDATE!!! or just me, cause I've been busy lately but I do care about these types of stories
weirdcalculator
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
ThisAintASceneItsAGodDamnUsername
is it tomorrow yet?
beniceorbevice
It is tomorrow.
sarahrahrahrah
If we were on Jupiter, almost. Therefore, OP, I am on Jupiter and demand an update.
kungfuman
You better have tipped bro-waiter good OP.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Not tomorrow, tonight!
THEkingtaco
commenting for upday
missowl
please, dont "cagg" this!
rttrovador
Genial
sweatybeard
I've had my heart broken by another user (@cagg) before, so I'm not sure if I'm able to trust you here
imitalianpleasedontcomplainaboutgrammarerrorsokbye
if i had a dime for everytime i weep'd for @cagg i'd have.. money
appaismyspiritanimal
This was the first comment I looked for immediately after reading the post. Never forget, Cagg.
ForgetItJakeItsChinatown
So everything cagg writes turns to imgur gold? where do i sign up for lessons
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TheRedLincoln
thats the last ever heard from him
jaysong
AHH Cagg! Forgot all about him! It's happening again!
blueberrycupcakes
Forever weeping for @cagg
3laws
@cagg Never forget.
MelioraBlueEyez
I've had so many new imgurians ask me what the @cagg is all about - I shed a tear every time...
HoneyWheresMySuperSuit
so...what is the @cagg all about?
bluefacepaint
http://imgur.com/user/cagg Look at his comment history. Updates galore.
Berethian
Two years since that fucker updated.
CaptainLipperdipper
dat safe
IAskImportantQuestionsSometimes
OMG @cagg I stop have not forgotten!!!!!! Ahhhhh! I'm so sad!
LordeLordeLordeYaYaYa
Where the fuck is the waffle tattoo
Esqueak
Uh oh.... The sleeping giant has been awoken...
kramegame
It's in the Safe.... the picture of it I mean.
CFC44
Why must you bring up the safe? WHY???!!!!!???
kramegame
CaseyBear3 started it by bringing up the waffle tattoo...
HappyWaldoandtheSaltyMonkey
Woah. You've been around here for a while, haven't you?
sweatybeard
I rocked up here about a week before @cagg vanished
HappyWaldoandtheSaltyMonkey
I came right after he vanished. In the midst of the backlash.
sweatybeard
It was hectic times