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Fun stuff.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
I hope the being responsible for #21 is in therapy.
Thewayofthebear
#5
Nightcrawler63
#9
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
#5
NeverEnoughFoxes
#38 When you're lonely everyday is thirstday. :(
deafkitten
mickeybonethug
Finally us Gen Xers are getting a mention.
tidepool
They called us fuckers! We’re getting insulted, does this mean we’re finally part of the group?
lindabelchersfirstcousin
But do we really want that @op? I don't like attention
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
Yeah, and I already felt old when I had to bend down to tie my shoes this morning. So, it's a win.
TheForbiddenSemicolon
#5 sorry had to fix this one
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Also, good for him. Looks like he’s doing better than Edward Furlong.
Mordy9
Doomgriever
unamailer
Yessssss
Andersen81
#10 Alabama disagrees
InfocalypseRising
#38 metal as fuck, sign me up
RideTheStimutacs
They always make hell sound so fun.
tocfanke4
#28 She kinda looks like the Feral Kid from Mad Max 2 but with better hair.
TinyRavenFeathers
LarvaLamp
I think she looks a little like Aphex Twin.
xbiu
Milly Alcock from House of the Dragon
tcpolecat7
#5 Like I need more aspirin to deal with little shits like ya'll.
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
#8
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savagewillie
You had me at Uncle Rico
TheHuntedSnark
#17 I never considered Sonic to be manic depressive until now.
IndianCowboy
The whole first film they had to travel by a car with his new friend because he was getting depressed by his speed. It makes sense now!
MechaNinja
#5 I'm turning 51 next month. I'm not sure what I did to offend you.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Free Gumballs you say?
HarrisonTheViking
Iatesomecoffeecups
#38 the irony here is that like, half of those days are named after Norse Gods
Moonthatspellsmoon
Came here to say this ^ lol. I believe they're all things/gods that vikings worshipped. Sun, Moon, Tyr, Odin, Thor, Freya, and Saturn
Muppetman18
Excuse me, #5 has a name and it's Bobby Budnick. Now get it right or pay the price
maniacalmacaroni
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EECsXuyUcAIcyRL.jpg
Carlillo
And it feels awesome knowing he is a grandad now, btw.
mattbl
Wasn't he in a Nickelodeon show?
ArchMagos
Salute Your Shorts, yes
tidepool
Xennials more likely to remember him from that lmao
Argusdubbs
Hence the Get it Right ir Pay the Price reference
ArchMagos
He also saved all of humanity by instinctively lying to a cop.
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Fulliron
#40 I mean, that's kind of the point, but... don't take it for granted
NibblonianNibbler
#16 the fear is real
Alfred101
Keep 17 meters away...
abc987
Ye this is more like it. One in the post was too clean looking to trigger any fear
FUKYU350
#19 yeah no it isn't funny, they have to moderate child porn. That shit will traumatise anyone.
FUKYU350
Never mind OP is a toxic twat I've realised
deafkitten
easy bucko, wasn't espousing support and I know moderation is a tough gig, but given your attitude...
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#1 rude if she’s visiting. Exactly what i do at home. Although just during the shower. Clean up as you go, people! XD
easytigger
But then how will I get her hair for my love potion?!
ladyfirewitch9000
Two words: shower cat. Changed my life.
SphetLovesHotTang
or just brush your hair before washing it
nilaismad
Don't people do this anyway? Still, that only takes care of some hair so a mesh drain helps
RedAppleSoda
dangermess
It's gross looking but way better than all that going into the drain. Preferably they'd clean it up on their way out though.
Green11ndys
Drain catcher and empty at the end
wewillwewillbopyou
Not all of them work well and having always lived in houses with old pipes it’s just not worth the risk to me.
nilaismad
My house is over 100 yrs old, piping included. Putting a mesh cover over the drain when I wash my hair means less having to snake pipes
Green11ndys
Fair enough I suppose
wewillwewillbopyou
I absolutely agree about then throwing it in the trash when you get out part though. That being said I do forget every once in a while
muramaza
so instead of pulling it off the clean wall, you paw at the drain with all your...drippings. idk man
nilaismad
No you pick it up by the edge and empty it in the trash. If it's nastier than just hair, you might need to shower more
muramaza
it's gonna be more gross than the wall regardless of how often you shower, you're just spending extra money for a device to do the same job
philmoregraves
Last 2 ex's were like this. 1 lived with me, the other just never stayed at her place (after I practically begged for personal space), I >
philmoregraves
Asked them both multiple times to clean their hair, and inevitably not only did I end up doing it, but I had to clean and snake the drain
bobbycottle
Should have cleaned and snaked the exes.
ilhares
I think him snaking them is what kept them around in the first place.
philmoregraves
It took me long enough but I did. That's why they are exes
korndogg83
Where does it come from?
bobbycottle
Can't believe they didn't get your meaning.
Ultratoxic
Everytime you wash your hair, some hairs break off. Not usually a big deal, but if the hair is 2ft long it starts to add up fast
MehEdits
Cotton eye Joe
DavidBrooker
Humans shed a lot.
korndogg83
I would rather get Giant Schnauzers then.
ilhares
When I moved out of my last apartment they accused me of violating the 'no pets' policy because of all the hair in the carpet. It was mine.
ilhares
I had to grab some of it and show them that it matched my hair color, they were really trying to argue. I need a carpet rake. ;)
kateaanne
YIL you shed an avg 100 hairs/day. If you have short hair you might not notice but long hairs tangle up and come out when you wash/brush it!
Peachcappuccino
#1 no!!! You put all the hair in one place then scoop it up and pop it in the bin at the end so u don't clog the drain.
TinyRavenFeathers
Came here to say this, have an upvote.
BorgaSmorg
It's a bi daily game for me to see how big the pile is before I'm done. Wife showered with me and was aghast at how much I shed per shower.
Peachcappuccino
That's my husband with me when I wash my hair lol. He can see why it takes me so long now.
ZebraCockSandwich
thats what I do!
CypherSteak
I'll take DCK 247
SoftKleenex
I was reading it as two for seven
colinambulance
thatlamer
I bet.
EverNotRelevant
Same.
fartharder
vonKaiser
DeepAnalPenetration
I too take cock 24/7
fartharder
DeepAnalPenetration
It is you, have you come to grant me forks of macaroni?
fartharder
ib4kttixey5
Don’t check your inbox for awhile
ekraft1189
You might get sore tho
deafkitten
UpvoteTotem
How are you gonna still go to work?
RandyPhonecian
Do what you love and you never work a day in your life!
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Someone's never heard of porn.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
What happened to Duck 1 through Duck 246?
Kallas267
They were taken
RawrLouder
*Liam Neeson has entered the chat*
Soufange
Karl!!
kahooki
I was hungry and only ducks could satisfy this hunger.
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
#5 Holy shit Budnick is a Pop Pop
smegmaspread
Dude is 47 years old now. little young for a pop pop but not unreasonably or alarmingly young. Anyway, imma go take my multivitamin and cry.
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
The alarming thing is that he’s a grown adult with a life and family. Still remember him on Salute Your Shorts
smegmaspread
Even more alarming, you’re probably an adult with a life and family now too. Those 90s Nickelodeon shows were a staple of our youth.
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
USBpistol
OldEricCool
Spaghett!
tinydog
TheLunaDiviner
yes us fast walkers are unhappy because you people walking slow as hell wont get out of the damn way. same can be said for driving
BARose
I do what I want
randomapex17
I don't understand if I'm in the right lane going ten over and they're still ON MY ASS to get me to go faster with an open left lane.
miket953
Exact same in UK (reverse the lanes but the idea is identical). And so for all is, there's a hatred for middle lane drivers when both other lanes are free
TVKill3r
As far as walking goes ill agree 100%. But driving? Like 99% of the time I go the speed limit and have someone right up my ass.
rbudrick
Speed limit is set low nearly everywhere to generate ticket revenue. Fuck the police.
eclips1st
Obviously. The speed limit is the MINIMUM! ;)
TVKill3r
Really seems that way lol
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
I have so much anxiety on single-lane roads because of this. Especially at night, when taller vehicles' lights blind me
UselessIgnacio
Single lane I agree.
TheLunaDiviner
side/city streets? limit is fine. limit in left lane of highway? gtfo
TVKill3r
Well yeah the left lane is for passing or the occasional exit. You are still supposed to go the limit though dude.
kaarbaakimgr
Unless you have 2” turd sticking out, you can go the speed limit, hoss.
TheLunaDiviner
how about you just move to the right lane and stop fucking with everyone else?
TheLunaDiviner
hoss*
UselessIgnacio
They are literally putting up signs on highways now days that say "do not impede left lane", and "left lane passing only" cause bad drivers.
ZebraCockSandwich
an area near me started enforcing it, cops pulling over people clogging the left lane. sign said "move over or pull over" LOL
rbudrick
Upvoting before comments of jUsT gO tHe SpEeD LiMiT, iT's ThE lAw!
grumbleghoul
Agreed
kaarbaakimgr
I AM the flow of traffic
controlsthepresent
There are at least 1/3 dozen of us!
corbor4
Alurkerforcedtologin
Speedometers can be ± 10% easily just from tire wear. That guy going 10 mph faster on the freeway may be showing the same speed. So maybe,
sweetnaivety
My brain is like.. + or -10%, and he's going 10mph faster.. that means speed limit is 100mph and he's going 110mph...
Alurkerforcedtologin
Or, the speed limit is 60, you're doing 55 and they're doing 65. Both reading 60.
Alurkerforcedtologin
Just stay in the slow lane if you're not passing, and don't tailgate people going slower than you. Be excellent to each other.
ODriscollTJ
Party on dude!
ShawnSpencerPsychic
It makes us happy to be a stone in the stream of irritated mallwalkers. >:)
DarkBusterBaron
Eventually someone will push you out of the way.
LordSparklebutt
Then they get stabbed in self defense. Keep yo hands to yoself.
DarkBusterBaron
Maybe Don't be a self absorbed cunt and move out of people's way.
Lostcause103
Wait I don't get it. How is he self absorbed by not moving but the person who expect others to move for them isn't? Not to mention that the
bobbycottle
You just gonna low key tell him to abandon his entire personality like it's a choice?
CalebCakePilot
I also embrace the slow walk and am pretty happy. What's the big hurry?
spacecowboyein
There's a place I want (home) or need (work) to be, and I either need to get there faster or I'd rather be there than on the street.
theawake
We don't want to be around you or anyone else for that matter.
DarkBusterBaron
People have shit to do.
LarvaLamp
And poor time management skills.
LunarShibaTerror
So if I have to work until 5 and pick up my kids from school by 5:15, that's my fault? Or is that just life?
Yenaldooshi
I want to hurry up and get home so I can be miserable there instead of out in public.
CalebCakePilot
Lol, this is the best response.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
*we* fast walkers ... unless you'd say "us are unhappy"
TheLunaDiviner
damn, you got me.
rbudrick
Us think yer a butthole.
skycrimes
ScottyDoesDev
#4 if I’m minding my own business on a train and someone licks me? Yeah mate imma probably scream. Then I’d laugh because puppy.
PredictablySilly
If something wet touches a woman's elbow on on a subway... we aren't expecting it to be a puppy is all I'm saying.
tidepool
My service dog has a habit of licking the backs of men’s knees if they’re wearing shorts. I didn’t train her to do it, I know what she was
tidepool
probably trained to do, or translated it into that, but my god it’s embarrassing. Especially when I go, “don’t do it!” as we walk past and
tidepool
startle the poor guys. She’s just making sure they’re not a threat but I didnt ask!!