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My buddy made it onto the department of defense website with probably the worst pick-axe form ever. Upvote this to The front page to make the moment even more special ;) thanks y'all
LazySolano
Looks like a low level capo in the E-4 Mafia has done fucked up
4dogMama
Looks like me trying to kill a spider.
LadiesAndGentlemenPlease
Is that Lucille's long lost cousin?
thecomputerrepairguy
Theres gold in dem dare hills.
9Gag12YrOld
dafuq
Twist1000
He looks like he his shitting himself
slurmlover
I like his form actually.
hidingintheback
One cannot simply let a buddy screw up quietly and with dignity.
circlebreaker
*curls fingers, then pinches index finger & thumb together*
bruinsfan64
Tap, Tap, Tap.
fruitrolldown
Make a dump of all the edits
michaelceratedblade
Will do!
circlebreaker
@michaelceratedblade I bet he does heavy lifting with perfect form too: https://youtu.be/1e4SBxgqBEY?t=5s
ThisIsIs
Send picks
2600pog
You buddy needs this
LupusBorealis
Its missing "+999 speed -999 drag"
iFuttBuck
high speed. low drag.
KungPowDicken
It looks legit to me.
DarthSeraphim
This happen to be at wainwright?
LupusBorealis
That definitely looks like Wainwright.
Fetuscompletus
Guys, I'm pretty sure that's Schofield.
bethell22
Has to be wainwright, looks like the staging area off old badger rd
ThatGuyWithAllTheWoWTattoos
If it is I'm going to go out and find him...
LupusBorealis
You with stryker or aviation?
ThatGuyWithAllTheWoWTattoos
Stryker. B co 3 21
LupusBorealis
Ah nice. Was a medic in BEB. Made pretty good friends with the 3-21 medics during Kamish rotations.
ThatGuyWithAllTheWoWTattoos
Good shit. What part of nc you from?
NoMrJimmyIExpectYoutoRustle
I...is the pick held together by tape? This is one of those photos that gets better the longer you look at it.
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
We need to turn this into a meme
michaelceratedblade
YES. Please.
bootymen
When infantry trying to be sapper
LupusBorealis
Having been attached to both, it's usually the other way around.
walkingtallmachinegunman
When sapper tries to grammer
bootymen
Good try. But 1st. Grammer isn't a verb, you can't place it after to. 2nd I'm in air force.
icorrectpeopleoften
Then you have no excuse chair force xD
pr0nty
That's appropriate, given the way that joke flew right over your head.
KharnApproves
What's your edipi? I'm going to write you a NAM for that.
DocVolt
Ohhhh that was PERFECT.
KharnApproves
What's your edipi? I'm going to write you a NAM for that.
thegrinchwhostolechristmas
That's the form of him trying to get nothing done
spookyu
That's the "I'm getting at least 50% VA disability when I get out" form as well.
therooproject
As is tradition
stink3rbelle
Except a backache
blackburrd
Sham shield activate
wickld
I thought it was the form of hurting his back...
ecodude
Nah, as someone who was a lazy motherfucker in high school and got payed hourly to chop limbs off trees, you bend over like this and barely1
ecodude
Move your hands to chop, doesn't use much back strength but looks like you're having a hard time so nobody questions it. Takes forever to do
HALOHeinz
I'm betting he's a Specialist
skydivingbigfoot
Looks like someone is skating
LazySolano
You mean shamming
yangly
No eye protection ????
SelectUserNamefromUsersWherePassEqHash
Found the saftey guy
manimatr0n
Did he at least find any iron ore or quarried stone?
CatahoulaBeard
Charizard006
He looks like a kiwi. The bird, not the fruit.
Jak3Barnes
Where's his PT belt?
MisterLemons
Too bad the SG senses fear and pride, otherwise bob the builder here might get off without a trace.
yourmotherisanaardvark
If he wore his PT belt, he'd probably have better form.
peridotstar
Hey someone posted this on another comment--I think it belongs here
lol
FuckYouOlly
"Keep off the fucking grass" +1 sir
Mattiks
It's other lesser known abilities: Deflects bullets and makes cars veer out of your way.
TheAlmightyGuy
"Makes you one highly visible, highly motivated motherfucker" +1 I love it.
PenisOfDeath
"Keep off the fucking grass" accurate.
ButIWantedThatOtherUsername
What you don't see is the 1SG bearing down on him... Knife hand primed and ready to kill
Jak3Barnes
"what the fuck are you doing boot!"
ShiftingGrin
He's moving in at top speed. It's almost a blur, and three boots have already fallen prey for failing to acknowledge in time.
Ssssssssssss
Even more vicious than the Second Lieutenant who has just realized that he can wait around corners, jump out, and yell at those who fail to
Ssssssssssss
salute. He has years of hatred built up. The Second Lieutenant's just playing with his food. The 1SG will leave nothing...
Ssssssssssss
You also don't see a Chief Warrant Officer just chilling next to him. They're invisible except under the light of the full moon, ya know.
ButIWantedThatOtherUsername
Yes, the ever elusive CW5
KharnApproves
Psh, CWO wouldn't even be in the field. He's walking around with a coffee and a clipboard because it makes him look busy
tomyironmane
Nah a CWO with sharp skates doesn't show up even then.
monocline
"Who are you?" "Scruffy, the CW5..."
tomyironmane
USMC CWOs are worse. Someone ripped a loud fart in formation. CWO: "What was that sir? Don't worry, Lieutenant, we'll find you."
KharnApproves
Psh, CWO wouldn't even be in the field. He's walking around with a coffee and a clipboard because it makes him look busy
funnystoryaboutthat
Asking the real questions here
JoeyFeola
Dude...what the fuck did you start ????
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
This is why we have a rich tradition of calling @OP faggot.
throwawayaccountthatmeans
I bet your back was sore brah
UnknownSquid
Reading this, is what makes it worth it.
peridotstar
Surprise :D /confetti* hehe
9Gag12YrOld
At least the dicks haven't started up yet.
JetMarks
PT belt motherfucker, do you own it?
michaelceratedblade
You're famous dude :)
Br0doSwaggins
Is @JoeyFeola the guy in the pic?
michaelceratedblade
Yes lmao
michaelceratedblade
Update: make edits too! Do your worst lol
Alenivan
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Pnkfaerie
Did he make it to the AKO login page?
UnknownSquid
peridotstar
. (omg these are fantastic Lol)
b00mh34d5h0t
Looks like we know who the winner of the edit contest is..
UnknownSquid
fe1od1or
The hero we need.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
But don't deserve.
prettyprettyduckling
You bastards are bloody brilliant and I love you for it.
UnknownSquid
And one last pic,
Veffakin
Shit mate you take requests, stupid photos are best photos
Sekolah
That's amazing,well done
PhilTheGoron
This one's my favorite.
akuakuwillpeeonyou
This. THIS IS WHY I COME TO IMGUR.
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Oh god I'd love to have a talented friend like you, or be talented myself. I've a LOT of requests for epic profil pics on facebook.
CynicalSchoolboy
What's really neat about the Internet is that you can learn to be talented at these things. Also, gimp is free if photoshop seems pricey.
CynicalSchoolboy
What's really neat about the Internet is that you can learn to be talented at these things. Also, gimp is free if photoshop seems pricey.
Kyuukichi
Haha noo should've kept the axe! Lol
Kyuukichi
Pick-axe*
UnknownSquid
Hmm. Perhaps you're right.
: P
CatnipTree
Better
Kyuukichi
Haha nice!
acatnamedmonkey
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Pengweenie
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UnknownSquid
Kyuukichi
Hahaha that is hilarious
peridotstar
This is Priceless Lol
DEAFBANDIT
This is the shit that I was looking for
NotSoRighteous
My first attempt at Photoshop https://imgur.com/P9wMgDm
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
Stupid and chuckle invoking. 5/7 success
MalignantUpper2
A resounding success. Although it looks like he's holding a super clear icicle sword now which I'll just chalk up as intentional
NotSoRighteous
I was going to put a sign that said "Guess what? Butt stuff!", but my adult self said no you have done enough stupid shit today.
Mr13ojangles
Kejeza
mojo420jojo
Damm, thats a good loop.
Esnoopydo
He was actually a fireman at one point
Dorsk84
He would go through the doors so fast they had to do many retakes. And those where solid doors, not the hollow cheap shit.
mormacil
Wrong, he went to fast through the prop doors so they used a real one for the final take. Normal doors lasted plenty :P
Dorsk84
I looked it up any you are correct. +1
peridotstar
I had no idea -- Imagine being saved by Jack NIckolson
nnythemaniac
If he saved me, I would really hope he seizes the moment and says, "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
aPrideofLions
Or just, you know help me out of the BURNING BUILDING you are in as fast as you can
o0Tektite0o
Internet famous you say? I do my part: http://imgur.com/3WcrP37
iStoneCorps
Someone do an Ark survival evolved one
KevinBhall
Solid gold
Mr13ojangles
michaelceratedblade
Lmaooo awesome
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
Did somebody say "direct link"?
kmikl
PUNCH TREES. GET WOOD.
Xtra93
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ThatDeadGuyFromGameOfThrones
JinkusMcStinkus
We're mining for diamonds...... (kill me now)
perseco
I know that's probably a Minecraft reference, but for some reason it reminds me of Runescape.
NATA5
I know it's a minecraft reference but it reminds me of hentai. For some reason.
pineapplepuppy
Postoolio711
Now we need a runeacape one lol
UserguyMcMister
It's totally rune. Diamond ain't got shit on rune.
michaelceratedblade
I need more of these!! People make more edits lol
PrettyGiddy
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Falconist
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Whiteoak789
Post on /r/photoshopbattles
StarlitFeather
Sorry it's kind lame. No creativity right now since I've got a headache . Might make another later.
michaelceratedblade
That's awesome!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
http://imgur.com/4bUTCz2
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peridotstar
Ooo it would be great if someone made it so he's holding a fishing pole reeling in a big one Lol
michaelceratedblade
Yes!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Here's a template for you. http://imgur.com/mwYl0At
UpvoteSquirrel
this gives me an idea
Onlyifyouwantto
Not all heroes wear capes
Catboobpuppyfuck
And that's when shit got real.