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for those interested I was looking for OP (As in Ocean Pacific) stuff
Edit: Thanks guys for most viral--Got to fix the url!!! https://www.wish.com/product/5df78b83fabaa40c035bd454?hide_login_modal=true
FYI-- 108 people have marked this as a Favorite---so we might be seeing a few of these as Secret Santa Gifts
timGiraffeBeast
Assless swimming chaps?
CaeJay
Oh. Maybe I will join Secret Santa this year.
daathbeam
preventerfire
And they’re from Wish. I can’t even imagine how terrible these will be ?
woozle
Torsun
https://canary.contestimg.wish.com/api/webimage/5df78b83fabaa40c035bd454-18-large.jpg
PotatoFaceSmurf666
Hey! I've seen those in some naughty videos ;)
KnotsAreMySpecialty
Fuck yeah Id wear it proudly
rmmmm
When the ad descriptors are longer than the useful stuff in the url
StoneTalon
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
Out of that whole url you only need https://www.wish.com/product/5df78b83fabaa40c035bd454?hide_login_modal=true
photosbyian1
Have you seen the care instructions?
FewestEvergreen
Thanks for the info.
mikeatc
XL in Orange please (you never know)
KnotsAreMySpecialty
I actually have a similar pair thats blang and orangish with a cotton-y feel. They have served me well
DevilsArsehole
Not keen on the laces but I like the look
dasklaus
Being into dudes I gotta say I find this attractive. Would probably not suit everyone, but ... I'd unwrap that with my teeth.
orangearcadi
Same tbh. Kinda threw me seeing how shocked and uncomfortable so many people are about revealing male underwear
MasterHaggisHunterInTheHills
Likewise! My underwear drawer would by proxy, make a lot of people uncomfortable I'm now learning. Nothing better than a good jockstrap.
GinTea
Same. My gay friend always drags me along, it's great! Women don't have the sole rights to sexy underwear. Aussiebum & Addicted for the win!
NaughtButOne
After staring at bulges on Google for a bit, I can't tell if these are missing some material or if you're meant to sport a *painful* tuck.
FewestEvergreen
FYI 108 people have put this in their favorites. So hopefully we see a few of these as Secret Santa gifts
monkeyninja
I'm a hairy, overweight, 46-year-old dude but...
reigndrop
Well if this doesn't get me off my ass to do Secret Santa again, nothing will.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
@sarah can we request who we want our secret Santa to be? Asking for a friend.
ReginaKasteen
Then it wouldn't be a secret, duh. /s
sarah
Not specific names, but you can ask @MartynMage if you're looking for certain interests in your match! :)
sarah
Ok so I answered this before actually seeing the post.
SBlueberry
In the distant past, it was common for me to see Sarah talking to imgur users on a wide range of things whenever people @ her. In recent 1/2
mikeatc
Totally
SBlueberry
In recent years and now, I only see silence, much like God - withdrawn.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
She just tagged me today. Wouldn't surprise me if she has a second account just to be chill on.
sarah
photosbyian1
Not going to lie it says this on the tag "For best results do not wash soak in piss lube and cum"
addictedtorain
I saw that too and was shocked it wasn't in the comments sooner!
FewestEvergreen
Yeah you guys are right I did not even see that
usernamesarereallystupid
6.35 barely covers it.
FewestEvergreen
LOL
CraftyGiant
Everything after the ? in the first line of your link is tracking and can be deleted. (also delete the "?")
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
No you also want to hide the login modal. https://www.wish.com/product/5df78b83fabaa40c035bd454?hide_login_modal=true
Katateochi
Nerd! but also yes, leave that bit.
FewestEvergreen
Thanks for the info!
mikeatike
Now we know that op is in the US, and it would be pretty easy to use that tracking key to find ops real identity by any site that he has
mikeatike
visited and logged in to before that tracks identity.
tubbywombat
Ugh if only it would fit, they never make these things in big fat bear daddy sized.
AndyTheAbsurd
jockstrapcentral.com has a page for "XXL Jockstraps". Some in 3X as well on there as well. Hope that helps!
KnotsAreMySpecialty
I feel you. ever year I look at my underwear and think... I could make a flag out of this. Then I just get back to stuffing twinks o3o
DiscoPartyMuffin
This guy gets it
AndyTheAbsurd
Is that last bit a typo or not?
KnotsAreMySpecialty
It is not. Unless by typo I include that its not just twinks any really just anyone available
DiscoPartyMuffin
KnotsAreMySpecialty
owo if you think im kidding ill come for you next o3o
TheMayo16
How much of your penis does this cover? Is it ginna be like the dick version of cleavage?
meowwoofgrr
Well apparently some guys are packing 37 inches based on their sizing chart!
MasterHaggisHunterInTheHills
Gay guy here, and on my experience of dating apps, the average appears to be between 10" - 14" inch, so I'm rather underwhelming apparently.
meowwoofgrr
Apparently everyone is underwhelming.. how could they be single with their own meatshop /s
MasterHaggisHunterInTheHills
Exactly right? Then, you meet one in person, they drop their pants and it's like that one grape in the bunch that didn't get to be a grape..
FartingDragon
Oh dear tits I should actually get into this Secret Santa thing
SomeDetroitGuy
Yeah but then you're getting pictures of me in them.
FewestEvergreen
Hey as long as he post the pics, don't message me those damn pics
TRAV15
That's fair play
Vident99
It’s nice to know that at least some people still respect good manners.
tucker148
Plot twist: that’s what @op is after
eddiefuckyoueddie
Looks like I’m signing up for secret Santa after all!
gewalt
please dont tell my wife this exists
Brochiavelli
@gewaltswife
sadsquatch
She’s already seen them
BaldProfessor
She's already wearing them...
OfallthestupididioticWTF
My wife would have liked that, she's been dead for a year so yeah no one to show it to
Targe0
Well no one that wouldn't get you arrested at least.
sadsquatch
Haha nice
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Someone forgot to change accounts....
errrikblack
Lol did you reply to your own comment. Fucking epic. I need your confidence
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I think he forgot to change accounts.
sadsquatch
I did not forget.
M1ssPlace
What are they meant to be camouflaging?
XanCrews
Just the tip.
Nightcaste
Your face, because literally nobody will be looking at it
littlefoxpounce
Your dignity
barbarian818
Your dignity
bfreeze01
Not your ass apparently.
crazyspelling
Beer gut
FewestEvergreen
Maybe this is more your speed?
M1ssPlace
Well, that certainly is a thing.
skipweasel
Perhaps it's more concealment by distraction.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
2 hairs and a wrinkle
ProfessorChaos
Your tiny wiener. Lol.
M1ssPlace
Hur Hur.
harshmell0w
It might be short, but at least it's skinny.
Iwontbeback
ouch.
thatwastooclose
Side dick, it's like side boob but you intentionally don't zoom in on it
caerulakid
Speak for yourself.
thatwastooclose
A fair point
ahorseelbowdeepinme
It's so they never see you coming.
TylerDarko
*cumming
SlowerSloth1012
I feel like they’ll definitely see me coming
annonymouse211
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I know everytime I post the literal next scene from this show I'm going to get downvotes but it never ceases to amaze me
ahorseelbowdeepinme
JeffGodofBiscuits
bighuntowski
Uoy knaht
ProfessorChaos
'No thanks'
nickelrocket
You shouldn't have.
JeffGodofBiscuits
no... really...
GatoSupreme
That's nice!
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
JackalopeElope
rocmat219
Some would say no thanks,but that's not opposite. while it means no, its nice, while thanks is also nice. Fuck you would be the opposite
Lillfot
"Unthank you"
potentiallyunsafe
Ouy knaht. Come on dude, softball questions
SpaceSpeed
What does softball have to do with the question? https://imgur.com/gR5YQBn
YesmynameisGreg
Pronounced as "Oi! Cunt!" right?
Radioactiv369
I'm stupid and I actually tried to read that like it was a real word....
potentiallyunsafe
thedevil
That is the reverse, not the opposite. Come on dude, softball answers.
potentiallyunsafe
GrumpyOldMillennial
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Ive never seen this and today my life became a bit more joyful.
GrumpyOldMillennial