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Clockworkdancerobot
Friend of mine had customers who did that, it kept being hit by lightning because of the differential ground.
rvleshrac
Now you just need to wait for lightning to strike the Clock Tower...
Morph175
Glad to see you and your girlfriend worked through your problems
parla
Looks like Herning
SheilahChuppa56
dickbutts.
daleismymiddlename
DENMARK
agentfarter
talk about dedication, damn.
Dietzen
yay for Denmark!
1eyedjack
Nice job. Is it wireless?
Keondo
GO DANMARK!!
maltbrew
Sådan skal det gøres!
ShortGiant
I like the breathalyzer/blood alcohol content sites on the favorites bar.
Sakkura
Mutilate-a-Doll 2. Because that needed a sequel.
MoodyOfNorway
How come Norwegians understand Danish but it doesn't work as well the other way round?
ninmonkey
Its kind of like how I understand butt-sex, but butt-sex doesn't understand me :(
taerte
Well it depends on whether you're using bokmål or nynorsk, bokmål is based on danish =easy to understand for us danes, nynorsk is based 1/?
taerte
on dialects, so it's harder. And for anyone wondering why bokmål is based on danish: http://satwcomic.com/they-grow-up-so-fast XD
BigAndChunkyDane
It works perfectly the other way around, Norwegian is just Danish for people who can't spell.
snarkybat
This is frighteningly accurate, but only for Bokmål. Nynorsk is some weird shit.
Alexagon
I'm afraid you have it backwards, dear cousin. Nothing excuses your number system and the frankly insane usage of the word "må" ;)
BigAndChunkyDane
But our number system doesn't make it harder for us to understand Norwegian? Just harder for others to understand danish.
BigAndChunkyDane
And how is our use of "må" insane? No examples come to mind.
kvakkerakk
Må should mean must.
BigAndChunkyDane
That's just weird. We have 'nødt til' for that.
skinnymyman
Your thumb is weird
MrsBarederriere
He has hitchhiker' thumb. Just another one of those recessive genetic trait.
iliketopostrandomgifs
This guy's thumb is freaking me out.
wolfshades
A number of years ago (not saying how many) 2 of my buddies had the same problem. Both lived on the 8th floor of apartment buildings (1/?)
wolfshades
and so they somehow strung a LAN cable between the two. They got away with it until one day someone was floating in the pool and (2/?)
wolfshades
they looked up and saw a couple of birds just sitting on what appeared to be thin air. The super was called and they had to take it down.
dejadrew
ingenuity is a wonderful thing
Chuntthetalkingbadger
I also like to spend beautiful days indoors
112864
Can't you set up a wireless access point with your laptop?
RandAIFlagg
But anyone who knows how to do that knows wireless is shit, so there's that
told4disht
ya, because it's so hard to get a wireless controller these days
Zulemacu
Free online dating and sex site http://www.whereifoundlove.com millions there
MyDogJake
Why do we get so much stuff from r/pcmasterrace and r/funny, but nothing from r/aww or r/earthporn or even r/pics... seems odd.
ninmonkey
I think it's upvotes relative sub size. That pc sub is 12 times smaller, but they 3k upvotes on one single thread.
MyDogJake
that makes sense. thanks
needanamedammit
because pics or it didn't happen is a long held rule in pcmr.
Girthzilla
I'm impressed with the shielding on that cat 5 cable I'd expect some higher packet loss over that distance
fartbender
Did I just become an accessory to a crime?
Kerberos623
When I went to lan partys in my youth we just connected the computers and played games. no need for the internet.
jdeman
Yeah but bs DRM requires an active Internet connection for some games
ninmonkey
Often it's also a question of cost or priorities. It's not always *just drm* as the reason.
ninmonkey
Did you have Myth2, sc1, war2, roguespear:urban warfare, tfc?
Alexagon
Luckily Denmark is flat enough for that, in Norway there'd be a damn mountain range between the houses.
khora
Apparently they have a concentration camp for nerds.
Sakkura
I think the parking lot is gently sloped, which counts as a mountain in Denmark.
Alexagon
On that note, I find it hilarious that there actually are a couple outdoor ski centers in Denmark... with slopes as high as 45 meters!
Sakkura
Well at least we get a lot of snow. Sometimes it doesn't even melt right away!
eggmuffin
That's an exaggeration. It would only be a single mountain, not a whole range. Or possibly a fjord.
Alexagon
True, but then again, who'd want to have a LAN party with the people on the other side of the mountain/fjord, they're all assholes anyway.
eggmuffin
Hey, watch it! I'm on the other side, asshole!
Draygen
In Texas you'd have a serious risk of heat damaging the cable. I wish I were kidding.
TriNeaX
yep. our country is flatter than a flattened flapjack that's been runover by a bulldozer
IsuckAsthis
In Australia the cable would either melt or become home to a flock of mean birds and or spiders.
The8obman
In the future we will have wireless routers and bridges. In the far off future of 5 years ago.
TheNeckbeard
There is no better teamwork than desperate gamers, or desperate smokers, honestly desperation seems to be a good motivator
prassel
desperate drug addicts
ManMashine
you forgot desperate porn / music / movie seekers ;)
popculturella
Stoners make the best engineers.
a55mu11e7
as a once desperate smoker on my deployment, i'd check every ashtray for a butt that had at least 2 drags left. I'm surprised I dont 1/2
a55mu11e7
have herpes or something of the sort. 2/2
ScootDeezy
- Adolf Hitler
ExplainsJokeTherebyRenderingJokeInert
And that's how I met your mother.
faderkaka
Too bad desperation doesn't work on girls..
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
I came back to up vote this... I literally lol'd
SemperScarredHeart
IME, desperation counters the effects of boobs against boys, too!
NudesAcceptedThankYou
umm i call bullshit
setarii
Yeah... no.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
It works if you mix it with violence...
TrebleThom
Persistence beats resistance
DefineYourGod
Amen to that
IsMyUsernameAlreadyTaken
- Every rapist ever
leftyshuckles
http://www.tshirtsonscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/halfbakedyourwheelssucktshirt.jpg
popemotherfuckingfrancis
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
ArniePye
I once rolled a cigarette with no paper and no filters. Smoked a fucking laminated textbook
DerKeksinator
Thin bible pages are best!
xkr73
What I do for tobacco, is I'll roll a small plug of tobacco, about the same for a normal cigarette, then put it in the end of a tube of [1]
xkr73
A4 paper. Smokes like a normal cigarette, and the A4 paper is actually thick enough not to burn. [2]
01111001
My friends and I once actually smoked weed using a page out of the bible. John 4:20
dizzyplaya
Holy Rollers
01111001
https://40.media.tumblr.com/56604db2af9ac429f8cf5b3863264a0d/tumblr_n91ihm8xAI1toea4zo1_500.jpg
Olluranthel
Necessity is the mother of invention!
skoomaddict
I think you ment frank zappa and the mothers of invention
cheddarhat
Frank Zappa is the father of Moon Unit.
bamcockseverywhere
And that's why capitalism works!
RabidHobo
That is what keeps people coming back to imgur.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Nøden lærer nøgen kvinde at spinde.
TheNeckbeard
Of course
ImInuk
So many fucking danes on the internet! Hey du!
opiniongirl
There's actually no better teamwork than when you need a tampon. Friends & strangers will rally together to help their fellow woman in need.
ToastyMozart
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/moving.png
PleasantPeasantPheasant
'Cantenna' I giggled.
kelpsie
"We need a special holiday to honor the countless kind souls with unsecured networks named 'linksys'."
Queenlizthe1
My boyfriend bought fancy antennas to "borrow" Internet because it was gonna take them two weeks to come install. Yay him
TheCrustyMustard
So what we should do is force congress to drink gallons of water before session so they get stuff done?
unclefishbits
You should see what I can do with an apple or carrot.
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
It was very late, I was out of cigarettes and the only bar still open was closing in 15 minutes, I did a 10 min sprint to get there on time.
OhSquiggilyLine
Not that impressive if the bar is next door though
TheOneThatGotBanned
Describes most of my sexual encounters.
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
We once poured lighter fluid on the ground and tried to ignite it by making sparks with rocks. We had cigarettes but no lighter
dangerousDoc
Don't forget spite
bootymen
Also masturbators
introducedspecies
i can attest to this, once walked three hours to get a bag of weed
KrisKringlez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGx_RbGb9CI
AtokNiiro
Dansk? På imgur? Så' det Bubber tid!
tablecat
Nej, gå tilbage til /b/.
SomethingMoreOrLessOriginalThanOtherNames
IfYouCheckMyCommentsYouWillNoticeImNotAFunnyGuy
wut wut in the butt?
mooped
Danish tv host. He done some wierd programs in the past, and is now a danish meme
LooseCannonSpock
u wot m8?
TheProphetOfDionysos
Fishlullabies
Altid tid til Bubber :D
nuclearpotatoDK
Hvem har en Bubber walk?!
IFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurUsernameCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt
ninmonkey
I'm not sure, but I think you broke something.
MFeltmann
Fuck Bubber!
IFiguredOutExactlyHowLongAnImgurUsernameCanBeAndThisIsExactlyIt
http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/4446369+_4b8933c4590e2dcd6448b99e5ad7aa7d.jpg
MFeltmann
http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/4923404+_d1ce4d7682116af9e0bab239e45ca835.jpg
Helliam69
Altid godt at møde nogle landsfæller http://www.quickmeme.com/img/23/235301575c79e90b57c3be55f6416ce7777fd8d23f4096816d983c42f569979e.jpg
BlueLiara
DanielBjerke
Bubber tråd?
vidiv
Obligatorisk kamelåså!
Alexagon
Syggelekokle? Spisnigel? Flimsedum?
vidiv
The danish number system is very hard to figure out, so I just held out a clump of money.
Alexagon
Now you just ordered thousand liter milk.
smallfirewolf
Kamelåså? Hvad betyder det?
Alexagon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
vidiv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk Norsk sketch show der lavede grin med det danske sprog.
Alexagon
Det er en dokumentarfilm, ikke noe sketch show!