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Feb 23, 2017 11:58 AM
punkidu
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bsmack44
Fucking kyle!
iclickcirclesforaliving
May you stub your toe against every table
TinyKobold
May you step on a lego in the dark.
KnightStriker
Chefroy
My life is a pretty healthy mix of all of the above.
369ItsAlwaysAGoodTime
May your sauce never stick to your pasta - Golden Girls
PandraPierva
Am I the only one who wouldn't mind raisins in my cookies?
Nerdgasm25
May every other you have to sneeze be left unfilled.
mlreimer
Commenting for later. BOOM.
StevenFarmer
May the tag in the shirts always itch.
TheSurveyMan
GawainDragonsong
B-but I LIKE cookies with raisins!
TacoGoblin
May your finger break through the paper mid wipe
L0StWaNdErEr
I feel this could be a great break up song.
SaySomethingWitty
Baby Blue by Action Bronson ft. Chance the Rapper.
HeatFromFire
https://media.giphy.com/media/P6tvm9c9ErJ16/giphy.gif
Slugspert
*cord
Flav606
What the hell did we ever do to you!?
cheeseguy3412
Heck, I do #1 just to keep me awake some days.
TimmyDans
FoxyEllie
#5 thanks, obama.
IAlwaysUpvoteDumps
nothanksnothanks
May you always spell cord with an h
callmegigz2092
Here is a great musical version of these. Chance The Rappers verse in particular https://youtu.be/VRa_PwL2aws
procrastinatingagain
I place a hex on you too.
UsernameIsTheNewBlack
May you never reach the front page
punkidu
Hahhahaha. May I not die of laughter at this comment
Caspooky
So you're saying you want to die? You okay OP? :o
poorwhitetrash
You beat me too it. OP's curse worked.
UsernameIsTheNewBlack
FrenchlyToasted
May you always take a dump only to realise there is no more toilet paper.
ImalittleDepot
May there always be snow on your driveway
thatcrazyasian
punkidu
Upvote for Fringe <3
ThePrettiestPete
FRINGE >>>
Table5
Chill yer tits there Satan.
Leozas
Hakuna your tatas.