May 23, 2020 2:57 PM
FitzChevalric
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JOKERZwild86
This primate will Remember him when they take over the world
gabrielcrowe
*banaba
georgerwerth2
In 2 years he’ll rip your nuts off!
justaflavouredchicha
Hope I could fix my problems the way he fixed that banana.
LariCheltsy
SathanTheChonk
This is good, damn good.
discoco
SmellySloth
THE LITTLE NOISES
heeks
The guy asks "is it good ? (c'est bon ?)" in French, the bonobo answers 'Hmm'
KrakedUp
Lived the reaction to it's feet being touched
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Monkeys as pets doesn’t work. Lots of reasons.
animationaviation9000
I sense this guy is gonna be great dad
User3rr0r37
The baby looks tired or just very chill.
Kandeskywalker
I want to oat oat oat opples and bononos
IncredibleEdibleEgg
@FitzChevalric, what happened to its mother OP?
NocturnalGuy
TrolleyDolly
Breaks my heart these poor creatures are poached for bushmeat.
aslanlives
I can't imagine it. Like eating another person. Thanks, I'll eat bugs first.
IUpvoteArt
That ape gonna grow up to have some mad orgies and im proud for him
Megamastermetamememaker
Banana glued together again...
creatineisasteriod
He has the best job ever
LokiShade
Aren't bonobo our closest evolutionary relative?
Yes, they share 98.7% of our DNA.
Neato
jessiepinkman
v
fivefrozenfishfingers
Don't touch my feetsies.
Onlyforthiscomment
I feel like a lot of racist comments would replace the Nice once her3 if this was posted elsewhere. +1
retarddonut6
Said the racist.
You feel better now?
Steven054
I got u fam, *David Attenborough voice* And here we see a mother Bonobo feeding her young, eerily similar to a human mother and her child
profiledit
MysteryRobot
That’s FUCKING CUTE
aPokal
Unfortune word choice when you know about bonobos.
NotACanadian
Or spot on.
TreasonousCheeto
That looks nothing like Bono...
frenofafren
Just needs sunglasses to complete the look.
infernalcombustionengine
And a hat
MDWitCommunityMagnet
Imma get down votes for this: Dude-that’s racist as fuck.
HillOfBeans
Take your shit comments elsewhere. If you don’t see this post as anything but charming and sweet, you’re fucked in the head.
TheMazzy
Unless you are being sarcastic, your idea that a black man cannot care for a primate is what is racist?. I sincerely hope you're sarcastic
But for reals-that’s super cute. And the noises! I want one!!!!
chiefwill
I scrolled down to see which idiot would bring up race. As usual.. not disappointed.
kah929
Don't worry bud, there are some of us that understand the joke and know you aren't serious.
Thank you. I thought with the preface-but alas. Here we are.
Why is it racist?
DarkwingDuc
Because on Imgur a person of color can't exist without someone trying to make a racial joke. Most of them are terrible.
GTimgur
After this it'll have a good wank, maybe an afternoon orgy or some such, then settle down for a looooong wet dream.
totallyOC
Wat
moshthun
Bonobo's fuck. Its incredible just how much they fuck. It's insane.
ZenmaArcanasoul
Very accurate for bonobos
This guy getting down votes, because people do not know just how much Bonobo's fuck. They're crazy.
It's not for nothing that an early morning wank is known as a bonobo's breakfast.
fishgill
Want to know the difference between a chimp and a bonobo? One makes war, the other makes loves
ninjafinger
Chimp society is a patriarchy, bonobos are a matriarchy
reverendbonobo
The chimp will eat your face if he gets frustrated. The bonobo will fuck it.
alpacasaurusrex
xenobite
Both will gouge out your eyes and bite your fingers off!
Tankgirl79
Yep they use sex to solve everything. One of the few species that have sex for the fun of it like humans
truthsmiles
like *some humans
True
smirkinchicken
Yep
xXcataclysmiccatastropheXx
I only know this because of a anime/manga lol
YourHuckleBee
Which one if you can remember?
JOKERZwild86
This primate will Remember him when they take over the world
gabrielcrowe
*banaba
georgerwerth2
In 2 years he’ll rip your nuts off!
justaflavouredchicha
Hope I could fix my problems the way he fixed that banana.
LariCheltsy
SathanTheChonk
This is good, damn good.
discoco
SmellySloth
THE LITTLE NOISES
heeks
The guy asks "is it good ? (c'est bon ?)" in French, the bonobo answers 'Hmm'
KrakedUp
Lived the reaction to it's feet being touched
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Monkeys as pets doesn’t work. Lots of reasons.
animationaviation9000
I sense this guy is gonna be great dad
User3rr0r37
The baby looks tired or just very chill.
Kandeskywalker
I want to oat oat oat opples and bononos
IncredibleEdibleEgg
@FitzChevalric, what happened to its mother OP?
NocturnalGuy
TrolleyDolly
Breaks my heart these poor creatures are poached for bushmeat.
aslanlives
I can't imagine it. Like eating another person. Thanks, I'll eat bugs first.
IUpvoteArt
That ape gonna grow up to have some mad orgies and im proud for him
Megamastermetamememaker
Banana glued together again...
creatineisasteriod
He has the best job ever
LokiShade
Aren't bonobo our closest evolutionary relative?
Kandeskywalker
Yes, they share 98.7% of our DNA.
LokiShade
Neato
jessiepinkman
fivefrozenfishfingers
Don't touch my feetsies.
Onlyforthiscomment
I feel like a lot of racist comments would replace the Nice once her3 if this was posted elsewhere. +1
retarddonut6
Said the racist.
Onlyforthiscomment
You feel better now?
Steven054
I got u fam, *David Attenborough voice* And here we see a mother Bonobo feeding her young, eerily similar to a human mother and her child
profiledit
MysteryRobot
That’s FUCKING CUTE
aPokal
Unfortune word choice when you know about bonobos.
NotACanadian
Or spot on.
TreasonousCheeto
That looks nothing like Bono...
frenofafren
Just needs sunglasses to complete the look.
infernalcombustionengine
And a hat
MDWitCommunityMagnet
Imma get down votes for this: Dude-that’s racist as fuck.
HillOfBeans
Take your shit comments elsewhere. If you don’t see this post as anything but charming and sweet, you’re fucked in the head.
TheMazzy
Unless you are being sarcastic, your idea that a black man cannot care for a primate is what is racist?. I sincerely hope you're sarcastic
MDWitCommunityMagnet
But for reals-that’s super cute. And the noises! I want one!!!!
chiefwill
I scrolled down to see which idiot would bring up race. As usual.. not disappointed.
kah929
Don't worry bud, there are some of us that understand the joke and know you aren't serious.
MDWitCommunityMagnet
Thank you. I thought with the preface-but alas. Here we are.
FitzChevalric
Why is it racist?
DarkwingDuc
Because on Imgur a person of color can't exist without someone trying to make a racial joke. Most of them are terrible.
GTimgur
After this it'll have a good wank, maybe an afternoon orgy or some such, then settle down for a looooong wet dream.
totallyOC
Wat
moshthun
Bonobo's fuck. Its incredible just how much they fuck. It's insane.
ZenmaArcanasoul
Very accurate for bonobos
moshthun
This guy getting down votes, because people do not know just how much Bonobo's fuck. They're crazy.
frenofafren
It's not for nothing that an early morning wank is known as a bonobo's breakfast.
fishgill
Want to know the difference between a chimp and a bonobo? One makes war, the other makes loves
ninjafinger
Chimp society is a patriarchy, bonobos are a matriarchy
reverendbonobo
The chimp will eat your face if he gets frustrated. The bonobo will fuck it.
alpacasaurusrex
xenobite
Both will gouge out your eyes and bite your fingers off!
Tankgirl79
Yep they use sex to solve everything. One of the few species that have sex for the fun of it like humans
truthsmiles
like *some humans
Tankgirl79
True
smirkinchicken
Yep
xXcataclysmiccatastropheXx
I only know this because of a anime/manga lol
YourHuckleBee
Which one if you can remember?