Phone Dump 3/?

Jun 21, 2019 2:41 AM

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Part 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/3r6rJ5x

Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/G6e8biZ
Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/kflnKnH

I enjoyed this greatly. +1 @OP

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 What's truly fucking funny here is that Thor did exactly this: https://aritherain.wordpress.com/2014/07/06/giants-and-hammers/

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#12 I do several of these already and, just so you know, I am SO stealing the remainder.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I imagine 21 with the crew from Brooklyn Nine Nine. With the Tomboy being Rosa and the buff guy obviously being Terry.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#35 Gosh, he looks an awful lot like Dennis Hopper with that doo.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it was an imgur comment that told me that the Grinch got everything he owned from the trash the who(?) threw out, including the dog.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Well...I'm thinking that if you change the battery every once in a while...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many of theses people were high.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My draw from Hamlet while studying was that college/Uni kids take the moral high ground when doing evil stuff. Also they suck.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Horatio and Hamlet were actually useless in that whole story.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 Luigi’s mansion

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 Referring to them as flavours is misleading. They all taste the same.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe you should change your name to "vampireronjeremy" LOL ???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This dump, especially Sir Bearington, made me smile. :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Some quick thinking and solid de-cursing saved everyone on that plane.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagined Brutus with a Russian accent

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know I'm high because I tried to hit the skip add button on #10

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#29 is called docking

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd only recently heard of docking. You're right, it is a good representation hahaha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've loved all of your dumps so far. Keep up the good work.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not mess with the pin setter at bowling alleys. It will crush and kill you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote for cats and cows being fren.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 Being the owner of a company does not automatically give them any say in the companies hiring process, nor any say in how it's run.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but he could use some of his BILLIONS of dollars to fund mr freeze thus removing a super criminal from the streets.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. I believe in some of DC's media he does do that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think #4 gets the recognition and critical acclaim it deserves.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone please explain #3, I've seen it a hundred times and I. Don't. Get. It.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

i mean, its pretty self explanatory. unless you don't know how to pronounce Sycamore

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

Or don't listen to Dean Martin...which is a growing majority of people

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69O4PXzAQ5Y original lyrics are "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sick-uh-mohr is not pronounced Sick-uh-moh-ray. Sycamores are trees. It's a play on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujMw1NeB-w :)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's to the tune of "That's Amore", (when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore) so it'd be pronounced as "syc-amore"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ll just leave this here. https://youtu.be/9KU3Md2VINU

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What fresh hell is this

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The video referenced in

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus wept. What is it with preschoolers youtube?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kids find the weirdest shit to watch on YouTube. I’ve just removed the app from all tablets.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, so you're like evil or something.

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#5 They actually discovered that cheese does similar things to the brain as drugs. So this is at least kind of accurate.

7 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 6

Food, not just cheese

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait what

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explains a lot about the French.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this why you have incredibly weird dreams if you eat cheese at bedtime?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually tried this with apples and gave me fucked up dreams

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly though, cheese just works with so many things, can’t exactly put heroin on a pizza

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just like the gypsy woman said.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Not since the accident

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Not with that altitude

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Not since the wolves came...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everything you enjoy does this. It's called "enjoying things".

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Dopamine is a hell of a drug.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

More specifically, milk contained opiates, as does cheese.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It contains a substance that makes your brain release opiates. Afaik. But still. Not much more than just enjoyment.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a type of cheese that’s really gross but it will make you trip like shrooms does

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