Have I told you the tale of darth plagiarist the wise?

Jan 20, 2018 3:30 AM

SirZac26

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#12 well, the attempt at his life has left him scarred and disfigured.

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I didnt want this dump to end

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He's weak? What a Sithy.

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If you guys enjoyed this, movie on over to r/prequelmemes on reddit, and their discord server for memes!

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the last one got me like:

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going through this dump like

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1000 degree meat chopper

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RRREEE

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#9 But isn't "only a sith deals in absolutes" an absolute?!

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Yes. Also bringing balance to the force implies murdering all the Jedi. The prequels are badly written in so many ways.

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I wouldn't say that. I think it shows everything wrong with the Jedi, in that they're so arrogant they can't see the irony in their words.

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Roses are roses Cloaks are cloaks It's ____ Anakin Obi-Wan Kenobi

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That is fukken golden.

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v Here’s another for you, mate

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Roses are red, cloaks are brown, it's over Anakin, I have the high ground

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I never understood why Anakin killed the younglings. It seemed far too abrupt a change in personality for him.

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Agreed. It was pretty fucking stupid.

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It just illustrates that severe mental illness existed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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Yeah, I could see him ordering their execution by trooper, or having them rounded up and indoctrinated into the empire. Imagine an elite...

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squad of force sensitive storm troopers. Each trained to be far less capable than anakin, but a fucking menace to fight by rebels.

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Cause that would have been too baller and sith are only ever in pairs in the movies. And cinemawins put it nicely. You do evil to gain power

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Because from his point of you the Jedi are evil

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I'm in love with the point of you

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Oh man, it's my favorite song! I can't stop singing the chorus now.

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In Episode 2 he murdered a whole village including the women and the children. Should have been a red flag for Padme.

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They were all sort of complicit in the tortures of his mother, maybe not the children.

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She was literally tied up and tortured in front of everyone.

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Always thought it would have worked much better if it was a final scene after he became vader. Thinks he killed padme, thinks he's betrayed

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I hate to be nitpicky but Anakin technically had already become Vader at that time. Once he slays Mace Windu, Palpatine anointed him Vader.

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Burnt to hell. Generally pissed off and it would have been a nice dark ending to show fucking vader has arrived.

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Because he was ordered to, it was part of him showing his loyalty and also desperation of wanting to find a way to save Padmé.

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DO WHAT MUST BE DONE SHOW NO MERCY

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That doesn't make him redeemable in my eyes though. If Luke knew he killed a bunch of kids do you think he'd still try to save him?

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Hey, I totally agree it's the ultimate dickmove! I'm not justifying, just trying to explain his motivations.

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Maybe Luke doesn't like kids? Children didn't exist in the original trilogy, so maybe he had no opinion?

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there are some who say that his personality split and all evil acts were done by Vader while Anakin was trying to become the dominant 1/2

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personality, though they only think this because of the comics showing Darth Vader and Anakin dueling each other in his mind

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It's taught in the Jedi code that it's never too late for somebody to return from the dark side of the force. Sometimes it just takes...1/?

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A good memory wipe and/or brainwashing to do it. Just look at the KotOR series. I would explain further, but spoilers... 2/2

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Then that's another reason I disagree with the Jedi code.

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What and blowing up planets IS redeemable? I mean I see the difference cinematically since the planet is more faceless but daaaamn.

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Blowing up planets wasn't Vader's idea, he seemed nonplussed what with it being "insignificant".

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And he younglings wernt either.

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The ability to

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