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May 12, 2017 10:17 AM
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imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Fun reminder that there are a lot of fucked up people out there who REALLY hit their stride when a war breaks out
whathavewehere
MassiveWiener
George was brilliant
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
Flamethrower is a strategic weapon. It's meant to clean bunkers during invasions. It's still really cruel, but it's effective
CopperBurst
The primary use of a flamethrower is to protect crops against swarms of insects.
Mybrainfartwaswet
His shtick is priceless and dead on decades after it was originally written.
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
OP: http://imgur.com/XLodDcR
DeusVultHeretics
TheNorthernSkeptic
Would have ended there but he mentioned this to his friend. His friend who was good with tools.
Goldenteckel
Right, as always...
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pikask
The first flame throwers were actually human! It was first in the ~1914 that the machines stole the job, burning the competition to a crisp.
butthesuniseclipsedbythemoon
Rufus!
circle70
Just keep your shit away from my stuff.
NR97420
Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
retnab
My parents got me the Complaints And Grievances CD when I turned 14. I suspect it significant impacted my life. So good!
vahlas
And Todd
JustAnotherGoodGuy2816969
Tooooooooodd!
npshmear
Only the best!
MassiveWiener
...and fuck Tuckers friend Kyle.
JustAnotherGoodGuy2816969
Kyyyyyyyle
Mugfan
Seeing what goes on in the world right now, this would be his time. Happy fucking birthday.
HashtagDadJokes
More like "These pill boxes are wrecking my shit!"
ChronologicalMyopia
*Spiders.
jlist
I live in Japan, a very Buddhist country. It's supposedly bad luck to say "this person would have been X years old" in Buddhism.
MrPredator
sovietracism
That would be median, not average. You could have 3 smart people and 1 super dum person that averages to normal (measuring iq). Get your 1/2
sovietracism
shit together Carl. 2/2
HeadTurdL
"Why do you carry a knife?" "To slice things or put holes in things." "Why do you carry a gun?" "To put holes in things over there."
twaddell49
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nknAzQPHE
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MRCLOUDPISS
they did and it worked
coffeemadness
By the time American soldiers were fighting the Japanese island by island, they just wanted the war over with ... by any means!
lookingOknaked
Japanese soldiers absolutely hated flame-throwers in WW2, coz' it would turn their dug-in tunnels and machine gun nests into furnace ovens.
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
The British used a modified Churchill tank fitted with a flamethrower in WWII. Troops in pillboxes would surrender as soon as they saw it
lookingOknaked
I saw a video of it. It's poetically beautiful.
TheValibuk
Part of Hobart's Funnies, were called Crocodiles. America had a Sherman with flamethrowers, aptly named the "Zippo" Sherman.
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
Before the 'Wet' ammo storage was introduced, the Brits called Shermans "Ronson's" after the lighter- their slogan was 'Lights first time"
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rabbiebabbie
Das ist giving me a boner