milliefrekklez
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Hi. I'm Millie. I've been wanting to be apart of the imgur community for a while, but I was literally not allowed. I was in a terrible relationship for 4 years and Christmas Eve I finally left. I didn't join straight away because I wanted to make a good impression and possibly make some great friends. I didn't want to rush it and die in usersub. Imgur got me through a lot of stuff and I love you guys. I hope you like me too!
I can also do this!
DeezN00tz
How can you be in a 4-year relationship when you're just 13?
AlwaysOCsometimes
GhostlyIdjit
charliegrs
This may not be the best place if youre looking for positivity....
Wonderfulwells
Hmm... should I down vote even though every one is upvoting? I think yes
technitium
why is this on FP?
BuffingtonRumbleberries
Neckbeards.
SaltedPorkIsParticularlyGood
Congrats on getting out of a bad relationship. You got dis.
hmmmfascinating
We get it, looking for attention. Don't u know, no selfies...But if u must, be sure to show cleavage. Oh my bad, u have none...ur a 12yr old
Velisity
Ugh stop up voting this crap.. You people seriously can't tell this is for up votes?? This is probably someone's niece.
FilthyHobbitses
isn't every post for upvotes?
flaminghotchido
The selfie sob stories really need to stop. If you want attention go post on Facebook.
anonymous14142135
How could you have been in a relationship for 4 years when you're only 12?
atkinsongl
An abusive one too... welp, looks like I'm too old for Imgur now..
TheGlacialSoul
They grow up so fast...
AutonomousPrime
Terrible relationship for 4 years? when did it start... 4th grade?
Tr3nchant
What, you think if you say something sad you can post a selfie? No Cat Tax either? Girl we ain't here for your drama be interestin or stfu
TwoPeasOnePod
PhoenixQueenAzula
Im not sure whats going on really. I thought the selfie rule was only broken on christmas
Gezo
Fake sob story and pics off someone'sFacebook get through.
StTriniansHeadBoy
It is. Unless you're a hot girl. In which case you'll get upvoted because the site is full of people who don't know how to find porn.
raidleadergutts
Or if it's some kind of somewhat heartwarming story of any conventionally attractive person.
BlaatKiller
You deserve more upvotes!
mamavoodoo
I Fucking hate everyone, but lets be friends bitch tits....not to sound like an ass hole but can i Borrow some money
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
well Millie, as much as we appreciate the optimism, this is still usersub
FreshWater13
I am required to downvote selfies. I don't care what you've done. Unless it's a selfie saving a kitten from a burning building or something
Hxndkkkfsmkam
Just fuck off please
JustAnAutisticFuckingRainbowBarfingTransgenderphobeUnicorn
im putting my bet that this is just for points. Sorry, just doesn't seem all that convincing.
Velociraptorex
And your first instinct was to post a selfie?! Tsk tsk, downvote.
Velociraptorex
Komer
No selfies
tiger68
do fuck off.
Krankkinder
This may end up being a toxic relationship too. Just less physical. Still just as sexual though.
Anononononon
More. Sexual, if people fapping to you counts
HooskerDuuude
Preach.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Sexual, but terribly onesided
FizzInYourJace
Carnwennan
And way, way more meme intensive.
Glidingboulder
She will probably get a million dic pics. That seems to be the thing.
burgerandy
Imgur only hurts me because it loves me!
Squeezit
I'll leave imgur, I just need to get my cd's out of his truck...
Krankkinder
People other than me still quote Dane?
Squeezit
As much as I hate Dane Cook...Every once in a while, I find a good place to do it.
Krankkinder
I work close to a recycling building that attracts a lot of bee's. "I will punch every bee in the fucking face" is a natural saying of mine
ImMrMeeseeks
darkerthanthesun
Your honesty is respected
TinySatanicHamster
UnpopularToTheMax
Well welcome to the community! Please forgive us if you get dickpicks cause of this post. It happens. We're sorry.
MadJackMcJack
Let's get started
BurgerThing
lol apologizing, perhaps for something that one should apologize for?
WhompingWillough
I don't even get dick pics when I ask for dick pics.
sonic745
*be careful with what you wish for.
Yearofthelynx
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Technically, thats now considered an "Imgur Welcoming Ceremony"
agermanguy
As it is tradition ....
HitlerHatedSexSoMoreNudesMightHaveStoppedTheHolocaust
jsktrogdor
Announcing your gender is not only not required, doing so doesnt even make sense. She asked for attention, don't apologize if she gets it.
AliBarber
Required? Fuck you, you creepy son of a bitch.
SpecimenSpiff
Harrassment is not an acceptable form of attention.
jsktrogdor
2/2 you have to do is not post stupid selfies on the website that actively discourages stupid selfies anyway.
jsktrogdor
1/2 Sure. But guess what? Everyone gets to use the internet. Including perverts. So if you don't want them to send you penis pics, all
IZ42
Does this apply to rape as well? Cuz that statement is pretty rapey, my dude.
jsktrogdor
Jesus christ you people are stupid. "You don't have to say your gender online." - "YOU'RE A FUCKING RAPIST!"
Anononononon
"She asked for attention" - excuses used by rapists when women wear alluring attire.
jsktrogdor
1/2 This is not a woman wearing alluring attire. This is a woman blasting out a "LOOK AT ME!" message to literally tens of thousands of men.
jsktrogdor
2/2 And you expect me to feel bad for her or to apologize because not every response she gets from that request is one she wants.
IZ42
I was talking about your second statement, but go on with your misinterpretations I guess.
jsktrogdor
The guy who called me "rapey" because I don't stand up for a selfie post is gonna lecture me about "misinterpretations? Cool.
Zokathra
I'm not sorry about slavery that happened 200 years ago so I'm not going to be sorry about the dickpic I'm going to send OP.
guitarfella6
I'm not sorry there is an equality among us so i'm not going to be sorry to punch you in your face...
Syng420
How powerful is your camera that it can zoom to a near microscopic view?
cpiderman
Some of us are sorry. Others are clearly proud to have a phallus that would please a Gerbil.
feckr
hey man don't be hatin' on my collection of tiny dildos
secondbest
Well, Gerbils are notoriously hard to please, so there's that.
CheeseDanish
Not for me
derptardaction
WellHungNerd
Damn right.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Well I guess now I know where to place the want ads when I need to hire a Gerbil pleaser.
Figuritot
Fucking savagery unheard of in today's world.
TeddyBearLord
Uhmcaitlin
R u fucking kidding me?! I'm a pretty girl with a fuck ton of sob stories, if I knew all it took was a selfi + a remedial skill 1/2
rustybronco
But that 2nd pic... Throws phone in air for perfect selfie while hula hooping, and I'm assuming caught phone after.
Arracor
Fuckin' do it then!
Uhmcaitlin
Nah, I don't crave attention like this bitch- I'm just pissed at the hypocrisy of this community
ThatsWhatSheSed
I'm pretty too, but I'm a dude. wahhhh I'm sad today. Where are my points imgur?
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Uhmcaitlin
I posted one selfie for Christmas... Because it's tradition, even got a reminder for imgur. And I at least paid my fucking cat tax.
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Uhmcaitlin
The difference is she posted this to gallery looking for points and attention- I didn't do that with mine, mine are just linked
Uhmcaitlin
When I uploaded it I didn't upload it to the gallery.. I posted a link on my bio for people who are curious. Lots of users do that
Iwishicouldthinkofacoolusername
Gurrll you are jealous af, try removing that septum piercing you bull
Jazzin
Believe it or not this isn't pornhub, why don't you take your comments there instead so they get the attention they deserve-none at all.
Uhmcaitlin
Thank you
Jazzin
You kidding? You are the epitome of what's wrong with Imgur-you're one of the creeps that turns this site into a depraved circle jerk.
Uhmcaitlin
You're a blessing
milliefrekklez
<3
Uhmcaitlin
Smug lil shit <3 (:
Uhmcaitlin
Absolutely flattered that you chose to only resp
Uhmcaitlin
-nd to this comment though, that says something hahaha
milliefrekklez
It seems you have a hatred for me for reasons I'm not sure... would like to know more.
Uhmcaitlin
Girl, I don't hate you by any means at all. Nor am I jealous or mad towards you. This is frustration with the imgur community, you 1/2
ImagurBro
Sending nudes can be therapeutic and help curb your frustration. SEND NUDES
Uhmcaitlin
Don't have anything to do with it. You're new so you didn't know about the no selfie rule, but supposedly they're supposed to get downvoted
DesolateMirror
reow catfight
ILoveTomHiddleston
Haha same. Pretty here. Can tell sad stuff too. Wanna hear?
Uhmcaitlin
Thanks for not abusing the selfie rule for points- respect +1
ILoveTomHiddleston
Haha. I even think i uploaded a selfie... Well it wasnt a selfie. But i was young a new.
Uhmcaitlin
I'd have a fuck ton of points by now. This is so annoying fuck offffff
FinnTheWhiteKid
See this hit front page inspired my first post. Probably woulda done better if I mentioned my imaginary ex bf was mean
Uhmcaitlin
Hahaha yes!
bbqthatchicken
For real, this place could benefit from consistency
Uhmcaitlin
Thank you!
XdelaforceX
"The only thing constant is change."
Dawnstempest
Welcome to the new community, it's a toxic waste pit now.
Uhmcaitlin
Seriously I'm lowkey disgusted
Dawnstempest
Lowkey? Try highkey. I remember before all the stupid "dump" crap this was so much less dating sim for retards and so much more amazing.
Uhmcaitlin
The imgur of 3 years ago was superior for sure
Dawnstempest
I'd like it to get back to the work stories covering the front page, pictures of interesting far away places. Awesome stories. Not just
Dawnstempest
"Oh. My God. MUST HIT ON FEMALE!
HOLAKOOO
i can only give so many points hon
Uhmcaitlin
Bless you for your upvote
WastedSkater
Make another account with the username attentionwhore, don't forget the daddy issues that will be your sob story. My good deed for the day:)
Uhmcaitlin
Perfect idea! Except I have mommy issues not daddy issues you dumb cunt
WastedSkater
That would explain the vague sense of morality
FaceBookAI
Apparently imgurs, "No selfies" rule doesn't count if you're pretty or super ugly. Fucking faulty ass community we got here
TwoPeasOnePod
Username checks out.
joble
Linda, cry me a table
FaceBookAI
My name is not Linda and it's physically impossible to cry a table
FaceBookAI
Jesus you guys don't know what a joke is, huh?
clem00
It's full of hypocrisy
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FaceBookAI
Check my account. Your question will be answered instantly
Anononononon
So since you have been here for five months you know all there is to know about our community?
FaceBookAI
Ah, should probably have said about my older account from a little over a year ago. But that's all the time I need to know about this place.
ThePickle
Jesus you guys don't know what a joke is, huh?
FaceBookAI
Badmeta2fast
auzzie99
This is the most positive I've ever seen this community, it feels wrong
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
Just downvote every comment and you'll feel better.
auzzie99
I did and I feel a little better
dinosaursmakemehorny
Imgur: No selfies except on Christmas! Also Imgur: Pretty girl! Let's be nice and endlessly upvote!
TheInternetIsSeriousBusiness
Desperation is a powerful thing.
Arracor
It's funny, because people actually bitch about selfies far MORE on Christmas than they usually do.
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
I'm about 89% sure the kindness is coming at least mostly from the abuse part.
muntalunt
Approximately
charlFamPrincess
Rule #1 no selfies
gschub12
IDontKnowHowToHuman
IMHO that rule is total bullshit, both as an intent and in actual practice.
GaryFreakingOak
jayjux
But she gave it context. Coming out of an abusive relationship should definitely get her a pass. She’s beautiful and needs to know it :)
tmac804
Let the girl have fun while she is new, she'll come to understand soon enough
EconomyWarf
You can have fun in other ways that does not involve annoying me with selfies. Read a book or something.
HilroyJenkins
I thought selfies were supposed to be roasted and downvoted, not sent to the front page
mormacil
She's young and attractive, there enough 16 year olds to outweigh any rules.
BuffingtonRumbleberries
Neckbeards.
sexyGandalf12
You don't know the rule? If there a girl and pretty we have to up vote. It's the law
teuro
Interesting. Why aren't selfies allowed? Who made the rule?
BobbyBobbston
Imgur made the rule. Well, not Imgur, but the Imgurians. You been here on Xmas? People don't want that to happen the whole year.
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S4telliteJ4ck
Shh, you're having individual thoughts. The imgur hivemind hates those!
teuro
Yeah. What I see is a bandwagon knee-jerk thing, without people stopping to think what it's about. Sometimes reveals some deeper issues.
Rukel
Selfies are boring and neither funny nor interesting nor cool. I don't want to be bored when i'm on this site, thats whats wrong with them.
teuro
Well if it's boring content then it won't get upvotes anyway. Still no good reason for ban. Looks like dogmatic mass hysteria.
milliefrekklez
I was actually going to post this and go to bed, but I just want to thank you guys! Already my I can feel my happiness slowly returning <3
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ILoveTomHiddleston
I hope you are ok. Text me if you wanna chat. (no creepy guy here, fellow imgurette, maybe kinda creepy)
FranklinClinton
Sandobyone
I feel you. I was in a "weird" relationship as well. You'll pull through
THEKINGOFSLAUGHTER
GrimWayfarer
Double dipping I see, you were born for Imgur. :D
TheRealR0tb3rt
Enjoy Imgur every day @op!
Grubenwolf
Here OP, I hope this endless supply of pancakes makes you even happier
RabidDiabeetus
Op is cute and all but this gif is what I can't stop looking at...
knobhoblin
You made me rethink my situation. I have to get out too. I will do it. Keep on rocking those sweet pants, friend!
egortheugly
TheClawChoosesWhoShallGo
@OP if you're looking for a friend, I am also an Imgurette. I'm awkward af though. Wanna be awkward friends? :)
milliefrekklez
Yes pls
CheeseDanish
The Texas side of imgur welcomes you ya dirty skeez
z3lfmoord
15?
PoorSucker
Hello from Koh Samui, Thailand http://cdn.theakyra.com/files/4414/5457/9619/akyra-blog-spectacular-beaches-1.jpg
outspokencanary
Good job on finally leaving!!! I'm sure that was impossibly difficult. You are beautiful!! This will be a great new year for you :)
TwoEyedWilly
Glad to see this fake internet attention is already helping to fill the void in your life
hmmmfascinating
Wordness to the turdness. She's about to enter the world of lowered expectations. Hopefully she'll learn and grow from it. Poor kid.
Macros64
From Australia!
kdm36
I wanna be your friend...
slothith
How'd you go to bed 6 hours ago? It's only midnight...
hmmmfascinating
Kids under 12 need their rest.
slothith
Being in a relationship at 8 must be hard...
CthulhuSaidGoFuckYourself
Hello from Switzerland. Http://i.imgur.com/dg8eN.gif
Tridieum
Welcome to the party!
SemperMalus
That's because dopamine is released whenever you get a reply/text. Be careful, It's highly addictive.
Elr1kk
Hello from South Africa :P
SirDistic
Welcome to Imgur. You'll find many sleepless nights here. WAY WAY past bedtime.
Cartoones
Haha welcome! And now obligatory- "so are you single?"
pinoxio
Hello from austria, ur welcome
therealpaul9
I like you, Millie. Enjoy your downvote for selfies.
TedTheMan
Welcome to the fun op.
DarthPlagueisTheRickRoller
Sheds56
Welcome to the happiest place online that occasionally has dick pic people. My Guinea Pigs Say Hello
Arracor
You're really cute. Welcome to Imgur. :3
hoofherrightinthefrontbutt
orxy
Welcome! I hope you carry on being happy & if you need anyone to chat to just drop me a line
ThrillhoHouten
Keep being you and beimg happy!
ThrillhoHouten
*Being haha
Stefan46
How does one be "haha"?
ThrillhoHouten
Can't tell if joking...
Neuronzap
This happiness will plateau fast. Find alternate methods lol.
promethbastard
We need a better picture of those pants in the second pic!
OrangeLansquenet
You do your thing and have a good time
thatimgurfella
NoPoster
How... How did you get do many upvotes with a selfie?
DemoB0y
Residual Xmas spirit, I guess.
Malikhi
Because she's gorgeous, not like that trolls bottom you call a face OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
notimporant
That's a slightly toxic comment, please don't make imgur toxic.
phizatmatt
Personally I always upvote selfies. 4yrs not being allowed to join imgur? Wth? I wanna give more than +1. Hope she finds happiness.
Shepsus
Her story. Her depth. And her love of Imgur.
fittberit
Also boobs
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
why is this comment getting raped rn I thought the same. Guess I just can't imagine people being so weird lol
Shepsus
They are prolly reading my comment as if I'm attempting to slyly hit on her. But whatever. I got imaginary points to go around.
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
now see that would have never gone through my head. I think im just weak
Sintanan
Cute, redhead, girl, 5/7 body. Hopeless guys upvote thinking giving attention gets them a shot at dating and/or bedding her.
phizatmatt
Alvatore
Hopeless guy who upvoted because she has a good story to make the selfie acceptable checking in.
Biggerboot
Ding ding, we have a winner!
gunter
Everytime this happens, it makes me irrationally mad.
phizatmatt
Lol wtf, you need some chronic.
gunter
I don't know what that means, but I probably do need it.
Uhmcaitlin
So angry right now
phizatmatt
januskincaid
Eh, they're fake points. It's like Whose Line, only online.
notimporant
I upvoted to make her happy, it did not cost me anything, but it made her happy.
TechnicallyRight
The gull of some people. +1
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
I seriously hope no one thinks an upvote gives them a shot at anything
MasterPrime
Or it keeps her in the gallery long enough for us to get home and jerk off to her in our favorites.
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
Lol fuck off
Mayokopp
Since the OP claims to be the pretty girl from the pictures you'd ünormally expect this comment to have a lot more downvotes
BobbyBobbston
But for some fucking reason, I can't downvote, cause it made me laugh so much. He's not serious, is he? ...I don't even care.
Mayokopp
I think he is, and kinda understand. Abusive relationship are not a joke but this is a silly post
BobbyBobbston
To be honest, I'm not even talking about the abusive relationship. But someone getting new to Imgur? Just give her first fame and a rulebook
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
I am.