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Surgas
Erm erm.. nice necklace.. Pandora?
punchlineguy
elonmusksrocket
Upvoted for that title
dednsde
Shoulda acted like he fell asleep.
rlfcl
"oh hey there ground, look at you" - squirrely dan
HastaLaMuerte
http://imgur.com/YwQn8Wh
vividmarker
Rolf you creep
eroso
Torilla hävetään!
RepostFromLastWeek
Ymmärtääkseni tämä on jonkun tanskalaisen tv-sarjan feikkaama.
tripleriser
Get a good look Costanza?
thegreattasteoflymon
kingkev
He's studying them so hard it might as well be his major.
TheJonatron
"That's a lovely necklace" - Look in eye.
SpaceJAMAMANANA
Happens to the best of us
MrBoeJangles
Get A good look Costanza?
pastramionrye
I always thought that he was looking at the jewels. Still rude but honestly there aren't a lot of tits there to oogle.
Thismuchistrue
Caught looking
OliviaEyy
See, I would have done the same thing but I would have been checking out the necklace.
Sluggingforward
el79
he was probably counting millions before he started to count stars
kummeli
Still fake.
eroso
That's legit. It even made it to the national news.
kummeli
It was edited out of context by some Dutch tv show.
thejerzydevil
Hahahah, reminds me of the scene in Superbad with Cera.
beerthoven
TheBrickTamland
OhMyWhatHaveIDone
Busted!
suckmycobb
theboned1
You never stare. You just get a sense of it, then look away. Like the sun.
tisinin
Did you get a nice look Costanza?
HydraNova
\[T]/ http://imgur.com/xZ2sEbd
ducksfan359
She had nice cleavage!
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
Getting a good look Costanza?
ShdwRrw
Boobs are like the sun. You need sunglasses if you want to look at them.
NakedTacoNight
Like if you want to check out a nice ass...look where the ass is going first and let the ass enter your direction of sight...perfect!
ilovebutterscotch
I stared at the sun as a child and now I wear glasses since my retinas are burnt out
YesmynameisGreg
But never turn your head. Just look past as if you're trying to make eye contact with someone in that direction. A head turn is too obvious.
hks003
Thanks for the advise Jerry!
LadonsReprisal
This information could have been useful years ago...
ObiWanShalomi
sry i hope all iz well in jails
Golden8Monkey
God that's awkward. She even covered up afterwards!
NukeItFromOrbitMan
She knew
ReddFraggle
She felt it. Idk if all women are that way but I am and I can tell she felt him staring.
sarahtopsrawr
I swear I know every time someone looks at my ass. Never fails, when I feel it, I can always find the offender.
aCannabiscompanyfutureEmployee
Thats how you know she for sure felt it.. Thats also how i know when i overstepped my boundaries.. when they start covering up!!
ImGladWeHadThisChat
And calling the police
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofAdolfHitlersmotherKlaraEveryday
While screaming rape.
SmokeyBearD
I don't let them get the chance.
NateOfAmericans
And they have to continue sitting next to one another. Lecherous old man.
BlooperTheDooper
I'm just going to say, lecherous is such a lovely vocab word. Kudos
AlanStrangeways
Oh, like lecherous young man would somehow give him a pass?
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Oh shut the fuck up, we're never gonna get anywhere if people like you don't lighten up.
NateOfAmericans
Lol, thanks. Seeing if he/she responds to some well-aimed trolling.
AlanStrangeways
Me lighten up? I was enjoying this. Notice the past tense. Was.
NateOfAmericans
Old men should know better. After all, they are old.
AlanStrangeways
Right. Twenty somethings are too stupid and hormonal to know better. Just rub their noses in it and smack their bottoms. No, wait...
NateOfAmericans
That's what I'm thinking. Basically, if you're under 30 it's pretty much OK to ogle members of the opposite sex. It's only natural.
mortenedelskov
Its the Danish Crown princess Mary, our upcoming Queen :)
rumpyforeskin
Weird that this world still has queens and kings
Aerrowflex
And a born and raised Australian!!!
EricMatthews
That makes it so much more embarrassing that the future Queen caught him staring
TheOnlyFinnWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
And husband of the previous Finnish president.
EitherImRightOrYoureWrong
Previous? Did he Finnish his term?
Timmahhhh
Who does not look as nice as the queen.
margeree
so who's the creepy tit-fucker on her left?
donorkort
This guy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentti_Arajärvi
SGTDanglingNuts
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tarja_Halonen_1c389_8827-2.jpg that's his wife lol
eroso
Husband of the Finlands former president
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Finnland
Oh boy
BigDaddyHall
Yeah, mmm, that was a joke! Hence the USA part! Seriously, no one got that?
WhatTheShitWhoAteMyTots
She's beautiful
dhorso
For a Dane.
KittenWaffler
She's Australian. Married into the royal family. Source: I'm Australian. We all know each other.
Manieman
From Tasmania though
dhorso
That makes way more sense than being Danish, thanks for clarifying that.
KittenWaffler
No worries cunt.