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Jan 21, 2018 12:25 PM
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madeofcarbon
Went to Vegas in July during last year's heatwave, ended up with a burn bad enough to blister up from drunkenly tripping on pavement
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
I feel skeptical about the chicken one
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Have you *tried*?
KirschPunkt
I said it before and I say it again: I'm worried about Australia, it seems so unbearable to live in this heat.
Alyxander100
Phoenix native; also accurate
youdontknowmylifebitch
LOL! Imagine if Australia was a real place!
ProfessorDumbass
The drought had gone on so long they had to close three lanes of the local pool
SephirothVII
So I said, "Kiss my Asphalt!".
BB17
Watching the Aus Open.. mad props to the players sweating their butts off while even the spectators are overheating.
AMartianPotato
And here I am thankful it's finally not -20 outside.
NotSoMuch
The trees are whistling for dogs?
loveapony
I took it as the owners stand under the trees for shade and then whistle to the dogs running around outside of the safety shade.
NorwegianVikingPower
dogs pissing on trees id assume
beardyfaceguy
Dog's pee on trees. Pee is mostly water.
tynansdtm
Yeah, I dunno man. Maybe people walking their dogs are hiding in the shade?
Threadnomancer
Four, seventeen, railcar, twelve
NotSoMuch
The crow flies south for winter
phtsl
Kinda stupid but I guess the trees want the dogs to piss on them to cool them off?
LunarApocalypse
Urine is quite warm though
PuffedSlinky
terribleteeth128
JStengah
pawningpanda
pantsaflame
AssumingPositiveIntent
This versions better
VioletMoonRising
See, this is why if I ever live in an area like this, I'll buy a house 50-60k below my budget and get the best A/C money can buy.
ottotravel
Hobbit house.
misterbung
It's not the initial cost, it's when you get your $800 quarterly electricity bill...
TheRickestofMortys
Bruh, $25 a day on air con.
mulligylan
Geothermal is hella efficient. Just expensive to install
VioletMoonRising
That's part of the 50-60k. I'll put it into an investment fund and name it "my sanity".
boofhead60
2,6,8,10 hit home. then i go outback and feel the heat , gidday mates
MadMupp
As a British person that lives in a constant state of cold wet grey weather I'll happily risk death
mountainofpuppies
Imagine shittier, bleaker, colder weather and you get englands weather speed bump: Ireland.
MadMupp
Are you West coast Ireland because if so you poor bastards.
mountainofpuppies
Mix, often it's not always west. It's all wet here.
GamingRooster
do you people actual get sun droughts?
txmount
I have a significant percentage of Irish blood. I can sunburn through the car windows even when it's cold out.
HRL1003
Applies to Phoenix, AZ.
brattius
Any desert environment really during the summer.
yazheirx
The only difference is in PHX 45 C is normal such that anything below 40C is cool enough to gather outside, at night.
avastmehearty
I was a groomsman at a wedding in Phoenix, 115 F in shade and I was wearing top-coat + tails, patent leather shoes. Nearly passed out!
scarletAmeanohacid
PV here!!!! ????
creaturefeature16
Prescott valley? I used to live in Prescott. Never got that hot there.
scarletAmeanohacid
Paradise Valley ... we go to Prescott to get away from the heat :-)
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Could mean Paradise Valley, which would definitely get that hot.
scarletAmeanohacid
Smart :-) thnx for the clarification. I’m new to IMGUR so I just saw your comment :-)
fluffernutter20
Was just going to say. I see this all the time with Phoenix written instead. Oh we’re a great city...
thanksihateitleather
Was going to say, sounds just like Tucson in the summer!
vapingvegancrossfitter
Can confirm
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Texas too. This whole damned list just gave me nightmare premonitions of the coming summer.
RevArtillery
I've lived in both and AZ has the dry heat like when you first pull clothes out of the dryer but constant and TX has that fresh out the
RevArtillery
shower wet heat that takes forever to go away
PrincesssButtercup
Hell I'm in California and we saw 115° days last year. That's when I just stay home
icantmakeanoriginalusernamesoichosethis
lol thats how hot it gets in Calexico, CA my (cousins live there)
pandorafalters
I live in the Mojave now & it's just no comparison to Phoenix. Yuma's even worse because at least Phoenix gets the monsoon rains.
DasDovian
It got to 120 in the Central Valley for a few hours at the peak of our hottest day. I had never seen refrigerators fail at keeping the 1/2
DasDovian
food cold,while fully functional. We had to seal the ice dispenser with duct tape to keep the ice from melting inside the freezer.
wo1fie
South california feels your pain and sunburn.
mrgdh1969
An Arizonian here. Yes it does!!
krennnkalis
Glendale az reporting in. Can confirm, praise rain when it falls...unless summer then it's hot dropplets of death
Kamishiro
Casa Grande, AZ. Can confirm.
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Glendale, AZ resident here. Can most certainly confirm.
PossiblyJewish
Grew up in Glendale. Remember standing in the cul-de-sac at midnight during the summer and it being the first time I was outside that day.
notashill
I bet this why siestas were invented
serpentinebaboo
I remember my first time stepping out the doors at the Phoenix airport. Like having the air sucked out of me.
creaturefeature16
Same here. And it was 87 at 11pm...
pandorafalters
Ah, you visited on a cool evening! Sky Harbor is a bit of a heat island though, even for Phoenix.
RevArtillery
Flying home to visit is always a joy (at first). You just know you're home when you walk out Sky Harbor and suck in that warm air.
hks003
Had to go to Phoenix for work in September couple of years ago. The asphalt stuck to the tires of my rental car in the parking lot.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
There's a reason they close the airport tarmacs on 120° days. Airplane tires have been known to melt there
Archeantus
You ever see it so hot there that the cacti start wilting? I don't know why anyone would live there.
Myowngrampa
Same reason we in Canada live where its so cold it hurts to breath sometimes
misterturdcat
Because its January and its 72 outside and will stay that way till about June. 3-4 months of stupid hot makes the rest of the year worth it.
somnif
I remember pulling up a strip of asphalt with my tires once. The noise it made was hilarious and terrifying.
mentalproblemz
Chandler, Az. Can confirm this list fits us more often. You live your life one AC at a time
Costan7a
Still go to los favs no matter how hot
mentalproblemz
That's because Los Favs is worth braving the unbearable heat. Their breakfast burritos are on point!
DaisyDog10
Sounds like Texas in the summer
TheDevilsJester
Pretty sure you cant get a sunburn through glass unless its a special kind?
sauvemonkey
This was in usersub a few hours ago so this post does not feel relevant any more
terribleteeth128
It's still pretty fucken hot tho
sauvemonkey
I won't argue that
OldmanSerious
Nice cool 30 degree (C) day today in Adelaide. Not looking forward to the 45+ for Australia Day (Friday). Esp as I'll be working.
jqubed
Fwd: FW: FW: RE: FW: So True
SometimesIpostfood
Welcome to sunny Florida. Oh. Wait.
chupathingy99
I live in Kentucky. We feel your pain during the summer at least.
ProffesorGoogle
The temp went over zero the other day all the windows down on the way home and washed my car after.
Aussiemt07
Can confirm, it's hot AF this summer.
werewhale
It’s finally 40 here in PA! (In Fahrenheit that is) Feels like a heatwave compared to the last few days of 1 or so.
madknitterlady
Meanwhile in Finland
Waterninja25
List is accurate in canda aswell, its just for over 10° here instead of 40
TacoTacoTacoTacoTacoTacoTacoTaco
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canda
Benhorn7
Did you mean CANADA, GOODEST COUNTRY OF THEM ALL, CREATOR OF... huh... MANY THINGS and huh... MUCH MORE!?
TheStargateIsReal
Zipper and telephone
escthectrler
And insulin
MrBelvedere
And poutine
TheScarlettDaulphin
man I remember at least 2 days where it was 40 degrees. fucking brutal
GreeceUpTheTurkeyImHungary
Is that in centigrade or reterded?
zsefvgb
Here in ottawa we hit 40. It's terryfying
MoaConstrictor
Man I'm in Northern Canada right now and it still got up to 30C in the heat of summer. Felt a bit cheated by that at the time.
ThatOctopusOnlyHas7Legs
I really wanna visit canada vut is it always cold like ALL the time or ia there a good time to come over
iamthecanadian
May-sept
iamthecanadian
As another commenter pointed out, temperatures can be as low as -20/30 in the winter and 20/30 in the summer
ProffesorGoogle
Come in summer were I live it regularly goes over 30c from may to September.
Buckbeak1486
As well*
DuzyPies
Where I'm at in Canada a few weeks ago it was a good -20-30C for a few weeks. Then suddenly for one day it was +11C. Then back to -20
SimonDesrosiers
Climate change!!!
IfWereStillAliveInTheMorningThenWellKnowWereNotDead
Montreal?
Assfullofbread
Lol -3 yesterday... felt like summer
Benhorn7
Yeah. I was there. Was weird. It rained and there was fog everywhere.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Bruh I'm in winnipeg. It got close to -50 and then above 0 in that same time span.
ShawnS4362
Also applies to the American South.
DorianBlack
To an extent, but Aussie heat like Phoenix heat is a dry heat. Adding humidity creates a whole nother level of hell haha
mulligylan
I say that all the time but after 95° hot is just fucking hot
ARandomAleatoryGuy
ha north of brazil... where i live, if temperature falls bellow 23°C everybody start using jackets and complain about the cold
Thepizzaeater1000
23C is fucking room temperature. Those people are crazy.
ARandomAleatoryGuy
lol 30ºC is a good room temperature here...
GamingRooster
i do not want to live in darwin right now
itsybitsyspider
I live in southwest U.S. Summers are pure brutal.
ShawnS4362
Currently it’s 70° with 62% humidity. Just a typical winter day here in Arkansas.
NoFoxLeft
I don't even want to visit Austrailia for these reasons. I overheat at 21°c.
AntiEvil007
Come in winter to the southern states and you'll be fine.
ARandomAleatoryGuy
lol that when its freaking cold for me
Dyslexicbirch
Am i the only aussie that hates anything over 25°c
subzero600
No
Dyslexicbirch
Good cause whenever i say i hate the heat all i get is "oh but its lovely blah blah i love sweating my hole out at 600°c " -_-
ARandomAleatoryGuy
i'm not aussie but i like something between 25-30. not cold nor hot as hell
Olddogswhiskeyandwatermelonwine
Then mark the Mediterranean of your list as well
jesuisgur
And then you have the FLIES !