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Posting for attention i am: edit sorry dont wipe your screen the red not is not yours. Capture edit mishap
Feb 13, 2018 6:12 PM
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Posting for attention i am: edit sorry dont wipe your screen the red not is not yours. Capture edit mishap
thecreep1ngbam
Bill Murray annoys me
GaudyShrimp
This implies that social media/insecurity causes depression, when it is often arbitrary, genetics, trauma, pain. I find this insulting.
ilikeyourpics
I don't use social media 99.9% of the time and I still feel like shit. Eh, what can ya do
foxrox
Hear! Hear! But in my opinion, it's not just social media but society in general.
Slayerformayor
Gotta say, bill. I have no social media presence and am still totally depressed.
Ambeam
We didn't need social media for that. Already had that covered
CamelbackJack
Dang, Murray's tweets are always better than mine.
peopleannoyme420
Because he’s Bill FUCKING Murray
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Yup. Totally not systemic financial and social inequalities or the ongoing extinction level environmental disaster.
GODIVEKA
That’s why I only have Imgur.
emilytangerine8910
You depressed, fam?
MachoAmerica
I’ve been depressed since before MySpace, so joke’s on... well, me still.
GerberLegalTeam
You think this started with social media?
DrunkKingOfImgur
It keeps me up at night... wondering if that man knows how awesome he is...
LeeroyTheBird
I'm sure he hears it a lot.
MiyagieOne
Iam not on any kind of SM, wait does Imgur count ?
MiyagieOne
Nah i dont care about you all i just want cat pics.
MiyagieOne
Foxes, Birds and Weasel are also ok.
Espurranza
Man life’s been about comparing ours to others since that cavemen got the shiniest rock
narniasreal
I was depressed long before social media
zeacorzeppelin10
I'm depressed because I'm broke and unemployed.
Athferion
Well, this is nonsense...
Earlkay
If Bill Murray wasn’t a successful baby boomer I’d take his thoughts on how the social media generation feels more seriously
ydwyrd
It must be easy to appreciate everything you are when you're a super rich and popular Hollywood actor...
silverfoxxflame
This assumes we didn't do it before. Now we just have machiens to do it at faster speeds across larger audiences.
JaketheStallion
I’m getting a little tired of these fake celebrity Twitter accounts.
AstronautChicken
They literally came up with a term for enviously comparing your life to others its called "keeping up with the Jones'" and it is old as dirt
AstronautChicken
I mean social media makes it easier, but i think we've been doing that says we emerged from the soup.
pandro
Christmas family newsletters, ugh. "Jack made captain in football and Liz is valedictorian." No "son got arrested, daughter in rehab."
MasterOfShenanigans
Fake blue check.
KrystenRitterEyeRoll
Yeah people were never depressed in the 90s before social media. That's why Nirvana and the Smashing Pumpkins were such unsuccessful bands
LeeroyTheBird
YesThisIsJesus
It was less commonly talked about and less diagnosed in previous generations. Now people just don't know what exactly to blame it on...
YesThisIsJesus
I wouldn't blame a chemical imbalance in my brain, on the knowledge that other people have it better than me (or seem to online).
BillyYumYum2by2
Exactly! Correlation =/= causation. People assume depression is new and "trendy", but that's just because we can talk about it openly now
AnonOmis1000
"Keeping up with the Joneses" was a saying from before social media.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
My mom once sent my girlfriend into the front yard to pick up the cat hair she had just brushed, so the neighbors wouldn't see it. Serious.
Placentaur
You're not wrong, but Internet certainly has increased the comparison issue.
Barbatus
Comment of the day right here ^
Amazingamandaaaaa
I donno, I'm wayyyyy more depressed when I go on Facebook or instagram. That's why I just stay here, where it is warm and safe.
DontKnowTheSource
WHAT IS THE RED DOT
kr18
do you not know the source?
squip
OP has a nosebleed
CareIDoNot
Sometimes when I use the Snipping Tool, I find I can't copy & paste without clicking the screen with the pen once. That's my guess!
Umgurbanned
Capture. .. crop ..save ..damm edit tools left mark
NotACanadian
It's a laser. CATCH IT
LordAlfrey
Original poster was hindu
LudicrousSpeedGo
It's Kashmir!
TheVaccine
I had a nose bleed like 10 secs before this post and I got a wipe to get rid of it
thecharlesfarley
That is an attention seeking red dot
UncleB0b
piratejimthedagger
Internet sniper. Just tuck and roll, you'll be fine.
ChoccoMilk
I tried to get it off but it just smudges
GLUTINUSMAXIMUS
i dont know why i find this so funyy but gosh darn you got me
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Fucker. +1
TheVaal
I have a touch screen computer. You don't want to know what I saw when I tried to wipe it off.
NovaxScotia
Now I do
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlememes
Corbinator2000
deterisotope
and we're all pretty sure ghosts aren't real anymore
WaxyNips
But if they were, we wouldn't be afraid of them
DrunkKingOfImgur
And that busting makes us feel good!
LeeroyTheBird
smogmok
That red dot fooled me
Caniac
Did you click it though? I still can't get over how many eels were in that guy's jacuzzi, and what is up with that mortician's assistant?
smogmok
more times then id like to admit
LeftHandPanda
I stopped using Facebook. I had a look at my news feed the other day for fun, the amount of shite that people post. Just constant bragging
RobMotts
Look what I bought my life is doing great look at my shiny bmw
B99Reactions
The bragging and bitching turns into pretentiousness on Imgur comment section
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
mine’s just constant baby-feed. onegoddamn cousin has a baby and she spams every friend she has...
LickMyNutsAndCherryIceCream
I just followed all the annyloyong people and now o see stuff from people I actually like, pictures of animals, and sports news.
Howdoilife
I really wish I could stop using Imgur because it makes me depressed but I get bored at work.
Buttpiratingisnotacrime
FB on the phones is the new cancer of our society
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
the issue is... people put up a false front. they cherry pick for facebook and that makes everyone think they have an epic life.
GoldenFleece
That's why I'm not really a fan of Instagram anymore. I was starting to do the same thing and it definitely didn't make me feel good
adellGameCat
I don't have fb or insta but the things I post on snapchat is just my cat and rupauls drag race lol
Mankytoes
Maybe it's my country (England) or my friends, but most of mine are doing boring stuff or moaning or dumb quizzes. Nothing to cause envy.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
It looking pretty MySpace over there in Facebook land.
lalalalabamba
Me too. I was comparing my life to people from high school I haven’t talked to in years. Super unhealthy. Now I can focus on my life/goals.
Predacane35
I thought it was meant to encourage social interaction and communication. I was wrong. No one wants to talk about anything. It makes me sad.
leeloumultipass
Haven't used social media for 10 yrs. Been a little lonely. Only 3 friends who live far away or are married with kids. Started Instagram 1/n
leeloumultipass
and Bumble BFF. I find it's helping distract me from the loneliness. No FB though. Never. 1/2
Predacane35
I started Instagram recently too. But I'm a dirty perv.
ohmegatron
Yesterday a friend posted "so what's everyone up to today?" The first comment was "smoking the good stuff by the POUND, bro!" I turned off 1
ohmegatron
my computer and went outside.
CyrilConnolly
Wait, Bill Murray has a Twitter account? I thought this man could only be reached through a fax machine and just random pops up in NY.
HardRockAnal
Its groundhog dayyyy
ItsGroundhogDayAgain
It's Groundhog Day Again.
Flobmmando
Again.
DarkGamerFTW
@ItsGroundhogDayAgain
ItsGroundhogDayAgain
It's Groundhog Day Again.
Ealadon
He's said he has no social media and that sometimes they get stuff right, others he disagrees with, overall doesn't care.
thatbeardedswede
That account is not verified and is a fan account. This is fake, although it might be a real quote.
eroso
Many celeb twitters are ran by pr houses, approved by the celeb. Eg. Ryan Reynolds is one of them.. sorry to reveal this.
Juicemaloose
Well shit.
ChefMcnuggers
Party pooper?
ChefMcnuggers
More like, Party diarrhea-er
zombiebatman
I for one was depressed before social media
thebluestthingsonearth
I'm very doubtful it's real.
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Not real. Fan page. Plus the blue checkmark has been added there. It has the little box around it, if you look closely.
shiftingillusion
It's a good message regardless! You're the only you. Own that shit. We're all mostly awesome.
theglimmeringwarlock
You're awesome!
scuttleKrab
You’re awesome too
ATalkingMushroom
mercilessly fuck my throat and ill say it too
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Fun fact: Bill Murray does not have an agent, only a phone # where you pitch your project, and if he's in, he'll call you back.
EvolveCT9A
What number, I have a project for him
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
(323) 953-3200 I believe in you, can't be worse than Garfield a tale if two kitties.
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Fn0rd
Yep... done that... it’s Scientology in LA.
OfficerSpanky
I’ll call and ask if he knows Tom Cruise
Fn0rd
Hahahahaha you absolute Savage!
MarkOfTheCovenant
Even better
NintendoSupport
Flood it with calls for Bill Murray anywah
grandmastonguekiss
Well did you pitch them your idea? How about a alien named xenu ?