Feb 8, 2018 10:45 AM
LoneWoofs
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Sauce:https://youtu.be/3L20ovQCIic
MightyIink
Yup, I had that game on my very first computer, Windows 3.1
RavennaMagnus
I still love SkiFree
Tyrinus
If you pizza when you should have french fried, you're gonna have a bad time.
Altanese
Starspawn
HodgeNPodge
God damn it that sudden close up made me jump.
Greatbigbushybeard
Like the Scooby-Doo spook from outer space. The laughing skeleton in the space suit? Terrified me as a kid. Terrifies me now.
noxiousSaucyBeast
And the realization like 20 years later that there was a go faster button all along
potentiallyunsafe
Twice the amount of poles make you go twice as fadt
insertnameherepleaseandthankyou
I love seeing people who also use the word buttmunch
Zynnyzoo
I like that tag.
mosquitorite
Download you are still the yeti. It's a mobile game where...that's right... You ARE the Yeti!
coleg66
No one gonna ask why in the fuck the 1st guy had 2 sets of poles?
Megvilla
Yup. Actually used to terrify me.
PACwalker
Should have pressed Z
anitabieror6
lol buttmunch that takes me back to middle school also, pud licker, and fart-knocker. I remember a lot of whatEVER! and hELLo! too. annoying
Seminole
no one likes a buttmunch and he's also bad in beeeeeeed!
mlun
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/skifree.png
Cawshis
v
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
This must've been fun to film
CrypticRuin
Damn! Frozen 2 is looking insane. P.S. keep your hands in your gloves, lady, tuck and roll matchstick boy.
thecuttingedgeofcockingabout
Press F to go faster. You can outrun him.
HavocWraith
My husband we part of the programimg for that game.
IDoNotTotallyUnderstandWhatIsGoingOn
Why would they even ski there?!
Oh wait. Because it's free.
scaiken298017
Been a long time! What, late 90s I think?
rangermcfadden
“Why call him a buttmunch, he’s only using two extra poles, what’s wrong with th-AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!”
ArthurPhillipDent
Was there a way to escape it? Legend says there was a way
clark6050
coolcalx
“F” to go faster. There are more of them though.
HairyPicklePuller
heaskedcalmly
"And from that day on, I wore this little 'F' key pendant everywhere I went."
platinumskink
Now I'm always looking for this one whenever anything about skifree is posted...
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
How often is that?
So that I see it... Once every two months?
SometimesLies
So which SCP is this?
eviscera
It really does sorta feel like one, huh?
Shendorion
This isn't a SCP; it's from Five Nights at Yeti's.
the4getful
SMODomite
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html Everyone can thank me later...Or now. Thank me now.
dinocratic
Fucking dooting this. Does this also include the F thing? For faster?!?! Which I JUST KNEW MINUTES AGO?!?!
Inappropriator
yes.
RedIronCrown
I don't usually dot but: .
kaboomdeactivated
.
SwampWaffle
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
.....! thank you!!
everythingisayistrue
bhpott01
Doot
misschuzzlewit
So much for being productive today
I am sitting at my desk not doing any work just waiting to leave since I couldn't get out of work for the Eagles parade today. So pissed
Werewalnut
Vambee
Dot & upvote with the last of my free time.
RetConMan
Thank.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
FarOutWest
YesCommenter
Yes
ShaneMcgettigan
Shikari23
pookieeatworld
Daht.
MrCrzy
Antacity
DonnieDangles87
You, good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Bardoblackarrow
2lucky2fail
IJustNeededAUsername
donkeymoney
dooy
squatchman13
Eagle0800
MonkeyStormtrooper
stoler202
eeskay
Dotttt
CheesyComeback
TPspontaneity
JoeTheMadScientist
daftgamer
hmanorange1
CanadianPapa
Pinyateh
blarmo
Well high diddly doot neighbor!
sevenonesicks
DeepTrollin
FoxFredwind
optimusgoose
MrGingersnap0608
LinuxUser437442
kaptin666
fangykins
..
PassTheSriracha
Martraxz
Boop
spookyfckr
caw
CaptnMurica88
coupNchise
thank you for your due diligence
UnholyMoses
Period
SpiralPotatoFucker
jesterjynx
baconettes
theFinks
ReidZ3
3nd3rwiggin
JasmineTwo
SexySquatch
Fucking dot
Reaperstorm15
MoJay
labmonkey4life
ChillaxOrRechill
AggresiveSquinter
Kalid19
•
undead4life
How about the actual site that's curated by the original author himself: https://ski.ihoc.net/
jellybeansRAWOFCOURSE
ninpachi
Sora1573
samborch
acmincorporated
Santenkesshun
Engle507
Thank you
Turivin
TheFrozenNorwegian
Very thank
ultradongle
Losteternity
YesIBoughtAChickenMask
plainoldfool
Wow, my first non-NSFW "." never thought this could happen.
sunyudai
The link is still flagged as NSFW.
Zeke1234567
when someone says NSFW in replies the gif is flagged nsfw, I think. I will try it now:
wow, ok that's actually NSFW I mean nsfw n-s-f-w..
yup it works
Well, it will kinda destroy production so I guess that it could technically be not safe for your job.
temeraire123
asleep
TheFel
Nice !!!
CanOnlySayYes
islander311
Awesome!
NeelboBaggins
Thanks!
nighthawk663
Nice!
QUIBICUS
Thank you later...Or now. Thank me now.
TheKaytar
Kinger1793
:) thanks for the memories!
FatNlazy
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
covfefetarian
Dot
Archstump
Non sexy .
Mikehippop
Aibell125
Omg this game!!
ohheyimalex
Wait, you could actually get away from it?!? I always just died
humor1st
https://xkcd.com/667/
zigbigidorlu
HinmnIsNotMyName
I’ve always thought of xkcd as the inevitability of always being one step behind R.M.
Thekindofkindlyman
Msdee83
It was really hard..
right?? I think that was my first rage quit.
rubius
Press F to Ski faster
allegedlynerdy
Oh, I just went all the way to one edge, which usually worked, since the yeti always started in the middle.
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
WHAT?!? MotherfuckingasshatalwaysatemebecauseIwasdumb??!
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
Then what do I press to pay respects?
eroso
This trick was so damn satisfying to find by accident. Pressing all keys in terror? Great idea!
travelintimeinc
F for "faster".
Musoukadake
My whole fucking life man... this is upsetting to find out
Oh my god.
willi828
chromed
I know
DM2323
My whole life has been a lie.
LiberalViking
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
There will be a day when xkcd won't be relevant but it is not this day.
AutumnalDreams
BahamutBBob
What game is it?
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
SkiFree. It was on... I wanna says Windows95 but I'm sure I'll be corrected promptly by someone who knows better if not
Correct
BlackPowderFist
That thing was strangely terrifying back in the day
amishcannoli
Strangely?!
justtwobrothers
I still get anxiety when I see it
odinsravenscloaca
It really was! But every time I played I would make sure not to go through the finish line to make him come out.
TresusIbor
It was so fucking fast and came out of nowhere. Like the original fucking creepypasta.
EasyAsAB
The original creepypasta?
TheAnimalBehaviourist
Is there a link? Or a name of this horrifying ski monstrosity?
tangybreath
The game was called Ski free or something. Its a oooold game and I loved it
Ski Free. Innocent old free Windows game. Win 98 era. Innocent children's game until THIS fucking thing shows up.
SkiFree: https://ski.ihoc.net/
Marlysalt
It was-for me- how the game always ended. You ski’d down for a bit before it ran in from off the screen and grabbed you. Gameover.
When I found out there was sprint button a few years back, and that you were actually able/intended to outrun it; my mind was blown.
THERE WAS A SPRINT BUTTON!?
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Back in the day? Shit this the first time I saw it and I'm terrified
[deleted]
zamkowicz
Whatever the reasons were... definitely not obvious
Enoan
Sorry lad I downvotes you. Reason: you are kind of being an asshole
Sorry lad i downvoted you.... for obvious reasons
whatgandalfwhere
What was the reason
I think "first time I saw it" was the reason, but that's not a very good reason IMO.
TheFinalDoctor
it was possible to out run
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Yes, and then he returns.
Rytmegrisen
I had a friend who always said he managed to outrun it, he never did when we played together though...
MetalMil
You totally can. Press F and the dude goes to superturbomode.
AbigailLongbottom
It’s doable but you need luck. Hard even if you know how though.
So... It actually doable?! I should aplogize to him for always thinking he was a dirty liar for 21 years!
You need to press F.
WhoDoYouThinkYouAreKid
Yea well, F that. I wish I knew back then.
MightyIink
Yup, I had that game on my very first computer, Windows 3.1
RavennaMagnus
I still love SkiFree
Tyrinus
If you pizza when you should have french fried, you're gonna have a bad time.
Altanese
Starspawn
HodgeNPodge
God damn it that sudden close up made me jump.
Greatbigbushybeard
Like the Scooby-Doo spook from outer space. The laughing skeleton in the space suit? Terrified me as a kid. Terrifies me now.
noxiousSaucyBeast
And the realization like 20 years later that there was a go faster button all along
potentiallyunsafe
Twice the amount of poles make you go twice as fadt
insertnameherepleaseandthankyou
I love seeing people who also use the word buttmunch
LoneWoofs
Zynnyzoo
I like that tag.
LoneWoofs
mosquitorite
Download you are still the yeti. It's a mobile game where...that's right... You ARE the Yeti!
coleg66
No one gonna ask why in the fuck the 1st guy had 2 sets of poles?
Megvilla
Yup. Actually used to terrify me.
PACwalker
Should have pressed Z
anitabieror6
lol buttmunch that takes me back to middle school also, pud licker, and fart-knocker. I remember a lot of whatEVER! and hELLo! too. annoying
Seminole
no one likes a buttmunch and he's also bad in beeeeeeed!
mlun
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/skifree.png
Cawshis
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
This must've been fun to film
CrypticRuin
Damn! Frozen 2 is looking insane. P.S. keep your hands in your gloves, lady, tuck and roll matchstick boy.
thecuttingedgeofcockingabout
Press F to go faster. You can outrun him.
HavocWraith
My husband we part of the programimg for that game.
IDoNotTotallyUnderstandWhatIsGoingOn
Why would they even ski there?!
IDoNotTotallyUnderstandWhatIsGoingOn
Oh wait. Because it's free.
scaiken298017
Been a long time! What, late 90s I think?
rangermcfadden
“Why call him a buttmunch, he’s only using two extra poles, what’s wrong with th-AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!”
ArthurPhillipDent
Was there a way to escape it? Legend says there was a way
clark6050
coolcalx
“F” to go faster. There are more of them though.
HairyPicklePuller
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/skifree.png
heaskedcalmly
"And from that day on, I wore this little 'F' key pendant everywhere I went."
platinumskink
Now I'm always looking for this one whenever anything about skifree is posted...
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
How often is that?
platinumskink
So that I see it... Once every two months?
SometimesLies
So which SCP is this?
eviscera
It really does sorta feel like one, huh?
Shendorion
This isn't a SCP; it's from Five Nights at Yeti's.
the4getful
SMODomite
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html Everyone can thank me later...Or now. Thank me now.
dinocratic
Fucking dooting this. Does this also include the F thing? For faster?!?! Which I JUST KNEW MINUTES AGO?!?!
Inappropriator
yes.
RedIronCrown
I don't usually dot but: .
kaboomdeactivated
.
SwampWaffle
.
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
.....! thank you!!
everythingisayistrue
.
bhpott01
Doot
misschuzzlewit
So much for being productive today
SMODomite
I am sitting at my desk not doing any work just waiting to leave since I couldn't get out of work for the Eagles parade today. So pissed
Werewalnut
.
Vambee
Dot & upvote with the last of my free time.
RetConMan
Thank.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
.
FarOutWest
.
YesCommenter
Yes
ShaneMcgettigan
.
Shikari23
.
pookieeatworld
Daht.
MrCrzy
.
Antacity
.
DonnieDangles87
You, good sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Bardoblackarrow
2lucky2fail
.
IJustNeededAUsername
.
DonnieDangles87
.
donkeymoney
dooy
squatchman13
.
Eagle0800
.
MonkeyStormtrooper
.
stoler202
.
eeskay
Dotttt
CheesyComeback
.
TPspontaneity
.
JoeTheMadScientist
daftgamer
.
hmanorange1
.
CanadianPapa
.
Pinyateh
.
blarmo
Well high diddly doot neighbor!
sevenonesicks
.
DeepTrollin
.
FoxFredwind
.
optimusgoose
.
MrGingersnap0608
.
LinuxUser437442
.
kaptin666
.
fangykins
..
PassTheSriracha
.
Martraxz
Boop
spookyfckr
caw
CaptnMurica88
Doot
coupNchise
thank you for your due diligence
UnholyMoses
Period
SpiralPotatoFucker
jesterjynx
.
baconettes
.
theFinks
.
ReidZ3
.
3nd3rwiggin
.
JasmineTwo
.
SexySquatch
Fucking dot
Reaperstorm15
MoJay
.
labmonkey4life
.
ChillaxOrRechill
.
AggresiveSquinter
.
Kalid19
•
undead4life
How about the actual site that's curated by the original author himself: https://ski.ihoc.net/
jellybeansRAWOFCOURSE
.
ninpachi
.
Sora1573
.
samborch
.
acmincorporated
.
Santenkesshun
.
Engle507
Thank you
Turivin
.
TheFrozenNorwegian
Very thank
ultradongle
.
Losteternity
.
YesIBoughtAChickenMask
.
plainoldfool
Wow, my first non-NSFW "." never thought this could happen.
sunyudai
The link is still flagged as NSFW.
Zeke1234567
when someone says NSFW in replies the gif is flagged nsfw, I think. I will try it now:
Zeke1234567
wow, ok that's actually NSFW I mean nsfw n-s-f-w..
Zeke1234567
yup it works
daftgamer
Well, it will kinda destroy production so I guess that it could technically be not safe for your job.
temeraire123
.
asleep
.
TheFel
Nice !!!
CanOnlySayYes
.
islander311
Awesome!
NeelboBaggins
Thanks!
nighthawk663
Nice!
QUIBICUS
Thank you later...Or now. Thank me now.
TheKaytar
.
Kinger1793
:) thanks for the memories!
FatNlazy
.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
covfefetarian
Dot
Archstump
Non sexy .
Mikehippop
Aibell125
Omg this game!!
ohheyimalex
Wait, you could actually get away from it?!? I always just died
humor1st
https://xkcd.com/667/
zigbigidorlu
HinmnIsNotMyName
I’ve always thought of xkcd as the inevitability of always being one step behind R.M.
Thekindofkindlyman
Msdee83
It was really hard..
ohheyimalex
right?? I think that was my first rage quit.
rubius
Press F to Ski faster
allegedlynerdy
Oh, I just went all the way to one edge, which usually worked, since the yeti always started in the middle.
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
WHAT?!? MotherfuckingasshatalwaysatemebecauseIwasdumb??!
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
Then what do I press to pay respects?
eroso
This trick was so damn satisfying to find by accident. Pressing all keys in terror? Great idea!
travelintimeinc
F for "faster".
Musoukadake
My whole fucking life man... this is upsetting to find out
ohheyimalex
Oh my god.
willi828
chromed
I know
DM2323
My whole life has been a lie.
LiberalViking
https://xkcd.com/667/
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
There will be a day when xkcd won't be relevant but it is not this day.
AutumnalDreams
BahamutBBob
What game is it?
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
SkiFree. It was on... I wanna says Windows95 but I'm sure I'll be corrected promptly by someone who knows better if not
Mikehippop
Correct
BlackPowderFist
That thing was strangely terrifying back in the day
amishcannoli
Strangely?!
justtwobrothers
I still get anxiety when I see it
odinsravenscloaca
It really was! But every time I played I would make sure not to go through the finish line to make him come out.
TresusIbor
It was so fucking fast and came out of nowhere. Like the original fucking creepypasta.
EasyAsAB
The original creepypasta?
TheAnimalBehaviourist
Is there a link? Or a name of this horrifying ski monstrosity?
tangybreath
The game was called Ski free or something. Its a oooold game and I loved it
TresusIbor
Ski Free. Innocent old free Windows game. Win 98 era. Innocent children's game until THIS fucking thing shows up.
undead4life
SkiFree: https://ski.ihoc.net/
Marlysalt
It was-for me- how the game always ended. You ski’d down for a bit before it ran in from off the screen and grabbed you. Gameover.
undead4life
When I found out there was sprint button a few years back, and that you were actually able/intended to outrun it; my mind was blown.
TresusIbor
THERE WAS A SPRINT BUTTON!?
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Back in the day? Shit this the first time I saw it and I'm terrified
[deleted]
[deleted]
zamkowicz
Whatever the reasons were... definitely not obvious
Enoan
Sorry lad I downvotes you. Reason: you are kind of being an asshole
SpiralPotatoFucker
Sorry lad i downvoted you.... for obvious reasons
whatgandalfwhere
What was the reason
Mikehippop
I think "first time I saw it" was the reason, but that's not a very good reason IMO.
TheFinalDoctor
it was possible to out run
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Yes, and then he returns.
Rytmegrisen
I had a friend who always said he managed to outrun it, he never did when we played together though...
MetalMil
You totally can. Press F and the dude goes to superturbomode.
AbigailLongbottom
It’s doable but you need luck. Hard even if you know how though.
Rytmegrisen
So... It actually doable?! I should aplogize to him for always thinking he was a dirty liar for 21 years!
MetalMil
You need to press F.
WhoDoYouThinkYouAreKid
Yea well, F that. I wish I knew back then.