DerpyBabu
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Aug 23, 2016 5:22 AM
DerpyBabu
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Lactro
Scotland voted to stay so overwhelmingly I wonder if they would vote to leave the UK to rejoin the EU
jrsofty
I need more Scottish friends so I can learn to swear like this. Awesome!
GrimmHeart
Brings a tear to the eye! Proud!
LateNightBunnyParty
"Mangled apricot hellbeast." Lost my shit over that one!
Donhom
"Fuckmuppet"
baconhappenis
Dubrtd
I know one of them is not Scottish.
WrongMemeDipshit
These are either predominantly English, or a collection of some of Scotland's most Tory insults
DreamerOfTheDay
There's nothing scottish about these pish insults. Easy to tell when you're actually scottish.
LawaLea
Get in the sea.
ShackledMason
Political post or Scotland swear post. +1 either way.
SoothingSlothnShades
Fucking shitgibbons, always tAking real gibbons work.
frenchhornhero
/a/cu1l1
certifiablysatisfying
I think "incomprehensible jizztrumpet" was the best, but it was a close race. This is fantastic.
elisardbeth
Yeah! Quite a brilliant play on words there.
SaintNewts
*incompressible
moochie8ter
Needs Frankie Boyle to really finish it off!
raider111111
#whengloabalistsattack
NZSheeps
I feel this started out as a simple insult then quickly became a game of 'Who can come up with the most descriptive insult"
uvuxumo
*taking notes*
ToxicEvolution
Lololol mangled apricot hellbeast
Hungrypiemonger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyhJB3zYNU
squip
"Did you know that the female shitgibbon gestates for seven months?"
ameki
*Furiously taking mental notes for future use
NotAnUberUsername
Jizztrumpet :D Holy shit these are funny +1
JoshuaMadoc
"Scotland voted overwhelmingly to Remain. But what are facts to you, you bloviating flesg bag"
MadMupp
But as a section of the UK you and we voted to stay over all... So as much as I hate to say it, Trump technically is correct
confanity
False; he specifies Scotland, which voted Remain. B can't claim that being louder than A makes A's opinion magically match B's.
theweezel69
"Tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon." Perfect description. Here is an upvote to pass on to Hamfisted Bun Vendor.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Adding the word "trumpet" to things as a suffix is pretty great.
ddpv
Scots, you also voted to remain in the UK.
ICantThinkOfAU
We were promised we'd stay in the EU if we did that, not one promise in "The Vow" Has been upheld, hence the last bit about a new referendum
Deadpoolio7
There's a video out there of David Tennant reading off some of these tweets. It's fucking glorious.
flamingflamingo
Hearing him swear was unsettling for me.
stygyan
Please, link?
PerXX
Fromd around 5:20 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nTrs-HuuUc
NecromancerNine
I'm not sure 62% is "overwhelmingly." It sort of falls in my "whelmingly" range.
KharnApproves
That's actually a pretty large margin when it comes to elections. Winning by more than 10 points is a lot.
NecromancerNine
Pretty sure this wasn't an election.
KharnApproves
Thanks, I'm well aware. I was using elections as an example, seeing as this was a two choice vote, similar to many elections.
NecromancerNine
Point taken, there are similarities. Easy to be pedantic on here. Apologies if offense was taken.
ThisFrickenGuy
Yeah all those replies were having me think it was at least 75% of Scotland wanted to stay. Now I learn it wasn't even a 2/3 majority.
NecromancerNine
No clue why people are downvoting you. Must be all the bots I keep hearing about. :D
ThisFrickenGuy
Could be. Or could just be people. They're fickle beasts around here haha
tazednconfused
TIL i need to start learning more scottish curses besides 'haggasfucker.'
AliBarber
*haggisfucker
tazednconfused
Thanks. Its not a word i normally have to spell out.
AliBarber
I see. Well haggis is always spelled the same..
tazednconfused
Easy there, champ.
Feralkyn
I don't think anyone outside Scotland ever spells haggis to begin with, tbf
FrisianDude
hello
kitten86er
I love some of these words. Fucktrumpet. Cocksplat.
Einsquared
My dictionary just expanded
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
Fucktrumpet is possibly my fave.
Thephedora
dont forget cockwomble..
Cerinna
I can't even pick my favorite!
erikleorga
I lost it at shitgibbon
AccioCatGIFs
. <--- Coming back for these insults when I next get real mad at someone
FuglyUnicorn
Shitgibbon XD
summitshow
Apricot hellbeast