JustGiveMeADog
132594
2379
104
Nov 12, 2017 10:11 PM
JustGiveMeADog
132594
2379
104
relpmeraggy
huttoba12
I’m still smiling
RohitChandrawanshi
Nice
themoreyoutoot
Druizilla
Sounds about right.
twfeline
Great Danes are absolutely convinced that they are lap dogs.
iHaveAthingForPineapples
Oh yea definitely, they're not graceful about it either
twfeline
When ours got fully grown, she would back her butt onto your lap. That's all of her that would fit. Pathetic.
iHaveAthingForPineapples
How old is she?Is it the years of wisdom that have made her so graceful.Because any time I don't get hit in the face is a success in my book
MyHumanForm
https://www.amazon.com/Could-Chew-This-Other-Poems/dp/1452119031
carolInternetHero
@breakingnews
getitrightupyee
I have clinical depression & this made me laugh & smile. You don't know how much that means to me. Thank you! You get my +1
CotterPyke
have you tried driving past some cows while screaming "MOO" out the window? It might be a start
getitrightupyee
I've legit done it in the past but with 3 fractured vertebrae I don't get out much/at all these days. + having no 1 to drive me doesn't help
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
Try saying "bubbles" as angrily as possible. Does the trick for me
CotterPyke
Small word, mine's degenerative disk disease, 6 years now.I dont know your situation but i can guess its roughly same, everything's just 2/
CotterPyke
either 10 times harder or almost impossible, do for 15 minutes then rest for an hour, plus seeing red half the time from the pain...
MyHumanForm
Upvote for positive vibes in your direction!
whatupmyknitters
my doggo, right after she took a dump and was watching me clean it up
hahaha i love her. enjoy :)
breanimal9
grade A+ doggo dump
waphles317
Haha #7 I'm a vet tech and have taken my dog to work. She knows exactly what happens there. Never wants to follow me when wearing scrubs.
Iwouldratherbeinbedwiththedog
#7 is just so sad, I hate leaving my dog at home
waphles317
That's how I felt before I had to wear scrubs to work. She still wants to go if I'm in gym clothes or street clothes, just no scrubs.
DickPicEnthusiast
Dogs are the best dogs.
virtualLacey
"Is dis how the hoomans hoo-la-hoop???" - doggo
Aperaketten
RetirementNoirATaleOfPruneJuiceAndMurder
Thedaleksarebadnews2
The dog on the right that's crawling with the baby has eye markings that make him look like a member of the band Kiss.
Blahmeistah
Took me too long to figure out that tiger was a stuffed toy animal
LordLatrine
Dogs are just too good for this word.
CotterPyke
well, like every ancient relationship there are mutual benefits. For example, name another animal that gets humans to pick up their shit.
LordLatrine
Cats, horses, cows, rabbits, guinea pigs, birds, chinchilla, and other humans. To name a few.
CotterPyke
ok yo got me there. There really aren't enough characters in the comment box to be specific on every aspect of a statement.
Nolfelix115
Wait big dogs aren’t lap dogs?
RohitChandrawanshi
Nice
trippingthelightfantastic
GifIsPronouncedJif
This is the best dump I've ever seen. I don't think I've ever audibly laughed at a dump until now, and I did so at least 10 times.
Splosions