Step one

Jan 1, 2017 8:29 PM

Thatsagamechanger

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Step one: Get a girlfriend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have been playing video games for 25 years, I am much better with my hands

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the instructions for a good handjob, too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not both

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually I prefer fingers over tongue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer finger

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a game changer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely! My wife would, and does, approve.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How to give oral to a girl, use your dick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anyone who thinks this has no business fingering a girl in the first place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, thats what ya do after your fingers get tired ;)

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

if you havent taken a bath today, you get the finger.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer being fingered

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my favourite way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rule for best Handjob. Step 1, use your mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tips to giving the perfect handjob. Step 1. Use your mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*watch her do it first. Imitate to the best of your ability. Ask for feedback. Repeat often.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use your penis

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tongue on clit. Fingertips on g-spot. Not hard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Works for dudes too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girl doesnt like the tongue she likes the fingers

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 5

girl i knew who was dentist refused oral cause in her words "I know how disgusting & germ ridden a mouth is, thats how you get infections"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 280 Dislikes 4

a toy and a tongue work well too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And here we have the correct answer

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

My screams the other night are a testament to this.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

FUCK YES YOUR USERNAME! I love that film and i always cry at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My talents are sadly not being utilized ATM.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

YAAAAWWNN. Zzzzzzz.... shit comment on repeat zzzz no one cares..... zzzzzz

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

2. Lick finger. 3. Stick in her ear. Wet Willy!

9 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 3

You I like you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not bad yourself! :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

However this will not give you a wet willy

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, no it shan't.... Too bad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use both fingers and tongue

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 4

*Use fist and tongue

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell, use all ten!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

This guy gets it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you can get all ten in, even with lube, the situation may need evaluated.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I don't have 10 tongues

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You don't? Man. Am i just the weird guy with ten tongues?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, stuck in the toaster again

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

Really? Because mine's caught in the ceiling fan.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toasted penis... that doesn't sound fun for anyone.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Except johnny the toasted penis enthusiast of course

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#teamtoaster

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Again? Did you net learn the previous time(s)?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nope. Hurts. Get help. Now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1