A Dump Song For Bobby Long

Jan 14, 2025 5:49 AM

derek237

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#1 Patrick Mahomes winning multiple SuperBowls

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#44 Why is he putting sweet roll icing on his face?

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#27 I had 'Superfection.' You had to assemble the pieces from two smaller pieces before you even tried to put them in the board.

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#3 is accurate cause that's a Lexus LS400 and long after humans are extinct a few of these will still be driveable.

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#46

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#49 and poverty

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@OP, good poop!

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Omitted, the shit job that makes these feel like a luxury and pays you to little this is all you can afford to treat yourself to.

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Can't sleep right now for whatever reason so this dump was very fitting. I know memes shouldn't be a good therapy substitute but damn if it didn't at least help me stop worrying about it so much like "ya, other people struggle with this too, I can relate. Humans aren't perfect and our biology is a strange and complex enigma sometimes".

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True that memes shouldn't substitute therapy, but they can be a great mood management tool. Keep them in that mental health toolbox!

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#32 I refuse to believe your lies

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#49 Yes! Love it!

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#15

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#34 It's my mom who always thumbs up. Dad always says "ok".

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#21 can confirm, solid plan.

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#32 got me googling https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janine_Lindemulder

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If ADHD and Autism made a thread together, it would look similar to this.

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'Unloved'? I'll have you know I love all my cables very much!

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#48 is this what happens when Gordon Ramsay and Ian McKellen have a baby?

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Nah, that's Gordon Ramsey's sperm donor, David Lynch... except somebody added (even more) additional drugs to the sample before fertilization.

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#1 Apparently it's called broccoli hair and I think that's hilarious.

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#33 Im disabled and chronically ill (Ehlers Danlos and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome) so everytime I get a cold I panic and fear that this is my new normal. And sometimes it is.

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God i knew the top comments would be circle jerking about hating AI. Sounds no different then when photoshop started being popular... aside from that though it's a very boring and response with no thought behind it just to get easy upvotes.

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#3 "... Lick the pop, dip it and shake it. Then lick it again..."

Although before I looked it up I thought it was "Lick it, flip it, shake it, and lick it again" . . . Probably a bit spicy for a kids' jingle.

Also Baby Bottle Pop was owned by Topps . . . So I guess you can one-stop-shop for sports trading cards, gingivitis, and Battletech.

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That's what I sound like when I'm vomiting

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Thank you for preserving the original audio, the magnificence of Angus must be unfiltered!

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#9 Then the post is something like [Something that has been proven wrong or incredibly unpopular opinion] "If you don't agree, unfriend me."

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I find that concerning. They're openly admitting that they can't handle debate and insist on only interacting with people who share their beliefs.

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That's not an age thing; it's the standard stance of anyone who hasn't the courage to back their convictions -- or the intellect to change their minds if/when proven wrong. Can be any age.

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#1 because you got old. every generation has their own school fad haircuts and every generation that came before will complain about the next one.

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IMO, I think it started with mahones. I noticed a huge uptick in the hairstyle when he came out as a great QB.

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Yep. I remember a ton of elder millenials talking about how they'd break the cycle of every parent generation shitting on teenagers when it got to their turn and now they're all "yeah but unlike when we were teens today's teenagers really ARE all disrespectful to their elders and their fashions are silly and music is bad and not like the good stuff from my day". The cycle cycles on!

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Hey, my rat tail rocked.

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My grandfather paid me to cut mine off (I'm an old millennial)

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#1 leave Braedynn alone!

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You have to add a dash so it looks like a call of duty username.

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Nah that’s Jden

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J-DeN

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I tried to make it stupid, I’m sure there are worse spellings out there

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My kid used to go to daycare with 3 girls named Bailey and 3 girls named Genesis, all of which were spelled differently and none of them in the common manner.

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It's pronounced Brah-den.

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#7 I hate that AI is invading our memes now. Is nothing sacred?!!

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Micriowaved, sounds fancy.

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I was wondering what the label said it may cause.

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AI is just the latest trend. I wanted to buy shorts and noticed none of the models wearing the shorts were, in fact, wearing the shorts. The shorts had been photoshopped onto them.

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Wait until you go car shopping online

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I’m selling my house. When I looked at the photos, instead of staging, they AI’d the empty interior…. The master bedroom has a wrap around couch and 3 tvs…. Pick any tool and use it the most wrong. That’s AI

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I hate both AI and staging. Show me what the damn room looks like

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That sounds hilarious, do you still have the picture?

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#7

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The one with the space cows too, right?

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How can you tell?

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look closer at the text, Micriow\ved fish. may cause Nanane

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Dang... I completely missed those

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#7

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See you and raise you

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Yeah but yours is shitty AI

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Hey I stole that shit, ain't mine

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#32 Janine Lindemulder on the right and she do

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That album came out 26 years ago.

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He's a fuckin' weasel

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