TotallyOriginalName
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LOUDER!
Oct 2, 2016 3:52 PM
TotallyOriginalName
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LOUDER!
krapmyself
Metal for the emporer god!
magerooster
BASS CANNON. BASS CANNON. BASS CANNON. BASS CANNON.
HydraNine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKUa0iREwE
OctavioCoronel
WE ARE AMPLIFIED!!
TheLordoftheRingsEpisodeIVPotterStrikesBack
........is Lucio technically a bard?
HardRockAnal
CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!!!????
TypicallyKyle
Would ETC be considered a rockin' bard? Elite Tauren Chieftain?
ninmonkey
You can't milk those! (oh wait, wrong cow)
Jonniemoney
Scanlan the brave! Also, as a huge Baltimore Ravens fan, the black and purple with a spot of gold is fantastic!
ABlastFromYourPast
Bidet!
OrkFaeller
https://styrkaar.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/633559081624430112warha.jpg?w=590
blitzmayhem
"We're so loud you'll want to die! Go forth and amplify! Here come the Noise Marines!"
TheGhostMinx
Zechie
lowPriest
KotMroku
SirFormidio
NOISE MARINES. I. CAN'T. HEAR. YOU!
Hanzinton
I sexually identify as a Chaos Noise Marine
dannwyrm
Here we are, and yet people still want the setting to be GRIMDARK ALL THE TIME FOR SERIOUS, THIS IS A SETTING FOR GROWN-UPS. I just want my
dannwyrm
Khornate Genestealer cults driving hover limos like before it started taking itself too seriously.
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
CaptainMaximum
WITNESS ME
mrpleasant97
ErikaLight
BY THE PLEASURE GODS GRACES WE SHALL TAKE THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE AND REAP THE RICHES OF IMPERIAL WORLDS!
Thatguyyoudontknowmaybe
ErdogantheFalafelMan
Who the fuck let the chaos jar open? We are trying to finish a crusade here people!!!
ErzatsWeird
I love it when my food has talent.
locallygrownbutterlettuce
ChaosLierLen637
But is it Metallica or Mumford And Sons?
LordNevyn
Sigimund
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW! HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DISPAIR!!
darkhex
I've never had a Bard in the very few games of D&D i've played (less than 5). What do they actually do?
ImaD3adMan
Bards in D&D buff the party in a number of ways either through support spells or through bardic music. The "inspire Courage" aspect of (1)
ImaD3adMan
bardic music raises the hit chance and damage of party members who can hear the music based on the bard's level. Due to low hit points (2)
ImaD3adMan
and lower base attack bonus, bards tend to be seen as frail and not all that useful since wizards can support better and fighters can (3)
ImaD3adMan
fight better. People that know how to use a bard can pull off amazing things with them though. (4)
darkhex
I have a friend that apparently distracted an entire city guard with his performance when his friends got in trouble pick pocketing. He was
kmikl
You know... bard stuff.
darkhex
what i meant was are they like some kind of support or are they literally there just to perform?
AlkeneThiol
Brave sir darkhex ran away. Bravely ran away away
czaarticus
jcw99
http://imgur.com/KpuxPTb
ordnot
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
DemiXIII
Fun fact: there is a cult of Slaanesh that dedicated themselves to perfect silence that make idols that eradicate sound. Praise be Chaos.
TotallyOriginalName
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!
SAWhowhatnow
WE ARE AMPLIFIED!
allotherusernamestaken89
WITNESS ME!!!!!
TheGiggityGuy
Shiny and chrome!
TheWaterHorse
When you realize this guy was the first Noise Marine. #feelTheBlessings
DarthPalpatine
I was hoping someone posted this!
wiseidiot9
Theeeeere it is.
darkhex
Is this what happens when a bard gets into the higher levels? They become Rock gods?
filthytank
Fuck now I gotta watch this fucking movie again fuck
EliteCore
DarknessProly
This requires purging
Worldf1re
Jasarg
Give ya meat a good ol rub
jcw99
http://imgur.com/mQFPXXv
UnfortunatlyIAmTheGodEmperorofMankind
Yes?
DeathToHeretics
HERESY
hippy80
Delicious delicious heresy... Sorry, I mean all Hail the Emperor!
PeterTurboIronCage
BLAM!
Yetanotterstupidusername
And by emperor you mean Horus, not the corpse God on his golden chair, right?
hippy80
What do you mean Inquisitor? For you must only be testing my loyalty to the God Emperor *Sweats and looks about furtively*
nomnombabies
Will you turn that racket down? I'm TRYING to conduct wizardry here!
Khajas
Wizardry!? Heresy you mean! Call the exterminatus!
nomnombabies
This ignorance is confounding. I'm off to see the potion seller for his best potions.
MagnusTheRedCyclops
PURGE CLEANSE KILL! PURGE CLEANSE KILL! PURGE CLEANSE KILL!
ThatEdward
You are not strong enough for /my/ potions.
nomnombabies
Potion seller! I NEED your strongest potion!
TotallyOriginalName
SUCH SWEET CACOPHONY!
Mack1986
*tzcheentch follower goes back to his studies while the noise Marne blares in tube while a khorne bezerker bangs on some skulls*
Djurkwad
And the Nurgle plague marine just kinda moans in pain
DemiXIII
Nurgle's chosen don't feel pain, that's one of Papa's gifts to them. It would be more of a jolly, phlegm/throat cancer filled laugh.
Djurkwad
Thank you for the correction. It's been forever since I've read anything relating to the plague god