WayneGreekzky
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Was expecting food, received urine-soaked good news. She asked if I was OK, and I replied, "No, I'm Dad."
Feb 1, 2017 1:06 AM
WayneGreekzky
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Was expecting food, received urine-soaked good news. She asked if I was OK, and I replied, "No, I'm Dad."
IwillSTOMPyourSTUPIDspiritANIMAL
My sister in law did this xmas eve, my mom told everyone she was going to be a grama & SIL had an abortion before the new year
CobraDBlade
https://youtu.be/2xNa1u-rk8o
Rebel111
Priceman5
Looks like you should've...taken out. Huh? huh? Congrats.
MeTheJDO
And with that response, you'll be just fine at this "dad" business.
Passionfish
Quadruplets. Congratulations!
skillerious
But for the rest of us, it was a Tuesday
elrick43
...you're ready
Memyselfandthemtoo
Good start on the dad jokes there!
velvetelvis77
I always upvote Raul Julia.
realmdweller
PapaTimDankopus
You cheeky son of a bitch, @OP. Also Congrazi.
petitedeath
Should have said I am hungry.
Ryulin25
But did you get your chinese?
eskimowins
Should have showed no emotion and just started eating them.
Newfathead720
What are you still doing here go eat
WayneGreekzky
I lol'd. Thanks!
Newfathead720
Cuntgradjewlations OP hope its healthy
Calwazaki
At first I was like "wtf four babies" then I was "wait I'm dumb as fuck"
irontom
Congratulations on the quadruplets!
onecolouredcalm
That means you're having quadruplets.
brightintempas
Raúl Juliá knew he was dying when he made Street Fighter but decided to make it lots of fun for his kids to remember him
rhitard
Well he was easily the best thing about that shitfest.
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modus0
So, don't watch it right after watching the first Mortal Kombat movie then.
DaddyMacho
I am The Dad and The Dad is within me. I am The Dad and The Dad is within me. I am The Dad and The Dad is within me.
neil137
i would be disappointing. not because of pregnancy, but because i was prepping my body for food and there is none.
stormtrooper412
Well, if I expected food and received pregnancy, I sure wouldn't be OK either
adamantos
This should be your reaction https://media.giphy.com/media/FjeGBljESVAzu/giphy.gif
DutchKincaid
"Heyyy, this isn't egg drop soup!"
Skaboofle
Quintuplets?!! Congrats!!
ToxicMolluscinity
@OP You impregnated 4 women and your wife wasn't upset??
WayneGreekzky
SecretTarragon
AlphaDrax
What song is this for?
Aerrowflex
"I just had sex" - Lonely Island ft. Akon.
lildeidei
I can sing it by heart.
oledirtybronco
For dads everywhere here is your cell phone belt clip, white new balances, and of course Jean shorts. Congrats
bgsteiner
And i sent him his D.A.D pager for the thermostat and game notifications
blackletum
I'm 2/3 but I'm single. Guess I gotta get a lady pregnant to earn that belt clip
PiGuy314
My dad doesn't have a clip. He has a zip-up belt pouch for his phone. And I don't know if that's better or worse.
CammyD
jorts, mr president*
WhatIsThisIdontEvenKnow
Forgot the belt and polo shirt
Kozuki6
You forgot the jumper cables
mydrivec
Fuck I just realized I have all of those.
Emperoar
Including the child?
mydrivec
Two of them actually. Sigh
CMcAwesomeville
It would be illegal carrying these things without a child. That's why dads have pictures of their kids in their wallets. You need ID man!
wrecklaw
Why is this the dad standard? My dad also has all of these, except the shoes.
rookie23
And cookbook, there's even a whole section on fish!
GoodDogsBront
Lightly fried fish filets?
SaintNewts
Hells yes!
TheChandrian
I ran an errand in sandals in striped socks yesterday. It just felt natural.
SaintNewts
My wife hates when I do this but I'm at the age where I just don't give a fuck.
cinnnamongirl
I was looking for the sandals and socks...... thank you
kellogleo
I am pre-emptively avoiding this by not buying sandals...lol
JeffGodofBiscuits
I guess it is Tuesday.
WayneGreekzky
My favorite comment.
SirSage
Oh shit I thought this was a dude from Warhammer before I read your comment. I'm sad that it's Wednesday now..
BloodmoneNL
I tried but I'm an hour late and change late here in Miami...It's 1 51am
BloodmoneNL
2memes
nice
jhs2595
This is delicious.