TheyCallMeStitches
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Jan 7, 2017 5:37 AM
TheyCallMeStitches
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DaveyG
Without Makeup they'd be around the same level facially and if he got into shape too then they would be about equal.
db17k
"Wife"
FreshBoi42069
Goals
Stuey1221
I see no wedding rings
notsoaveragegayguy
He must have a big dick
rainmakerab
He's not lying :p
catsover9000
Plot twist: Thats her brother and her wife is taking the picture.
abriggroch
GulfEchoBravo
gtdalton268127001
Rightfully so, christ
Hippopotamuss
No rings?
trainyo
Good on you friend!! I have the same problem and flaunt that shit erday!!
TheWonderYak
His arm really bothers me, it somehow doesn't fit to rest of his body.
PlaneNoodleHero
Good for him
WHOletTHEdawgsOUT
Me beans handsome brother
whereTheYogaWomenAt
Relationship goals
JediJitsu
Can't even hate on that guy.
BathoryImmortal
good for you man. respect
AlexImguram
I used to have the same t-shirt as him
Mohead12
zegerman5682
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger But she ain't messing wit no broke nigg*s Get down girl go head get down
ModernCookie
What an inspiration that guy is
Ourhomeandnativeland
If I win the lottery, that could be me....I could become a blond woman.
Ourhomeandnativeland
I don't think I'd enjoy giving birth though.
becouse
http://imgur.com/kOYuZkE
spookyactionatadistance
So you wouldn't care that she doesn't live you and isn't attracted to you. That's really sad buddy.
Bananabeanie
Quite sad it is, buddy.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Reread what was typed...
Rkhbusa
Well right now no one loves or is attracted to me so by contrast being rich and having a woman sounds pretty sweet.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
artyscash
You just dont get it bruh;)
Cubba27
I went to school with that girl. They won an all expenses paid holiday in a competition called 'punching above your weight'
SidneyHarbor
Holy cow, somebody telling the truth on imgur AND with a reliable source!
Cubba27
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/punching-above-your-weight-champion-7601342.amp?
Thismuchistrue
Recent lottery winner just found the love of his life.
Fairbas
Nar they are filthy horse punching Mags who won the Punching Above Your Weight competition on Metro Radio
RadishIsAMeat
That's a fake story, these 2 are a real couple and they aren't rich.
DefaultToFactorySettings
I have met a couple very happy relationships like this. They both usually have the same STD and meet either through websites or friends.
youhavemail
I'm ugly and my best friend/crush is gorgeous. Oh well
maniacalmacaroni
What kinds of STDs are we talking about here
tcgl
When I first started dating hubs, he was kind of a wreck and I was cute. Now I'm the wreck and he's hot. Fuck aging.
spookyu
Man I keep waiting for this to happen but she's Asian so basically immortal, and I'm just getting fat not distinguished...
Rkhbusa
Until age 49 then BAM out goes Lucy Liu and in comes a female doppelgänger of Danny Devito.
NotVerySuccessful
Women are hot shit until menopause, but for men, it's all down hill from their thirties.
spankythedog
It's really now, just don't get fat.... really not that hard just eat less and workout a little bit.
tcgl
Not for my spouse. Or maybe I'm biased, but I think he's better looking now (at 40) than ever before.
KibblesandBitchTits
tcgl
Oh god, that's funny as hell. Upvote for you!
justicetigerfan76
This is a guy who won the lottery and he found his " soul" mate shortly after. I forget where I saw this but I have
Fairbas
No he hasn't http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2723099/It-s-knockout-Punching-weight-champion-weds-beautiful-bride.html
Highfarm
No its not, that was the joke picture, they met through mutual friends
Romanigaminguk
They didn't meet through mutual friends, they lived on the same street for 8 years and knew each other via that
Kyrremann
That what?
ipeeonskunks
that street dumbass.
whoeveryoulike
british accent gets you far.
cowplum
Cheeky sod!
FlyingDeetus
Will my BBC english and mediterranean roots get me a VISA? Pls
Fairbas
Yeah but they are dirty horse punching Geordies
Rhoam
And large genitals and money
TangledMess
Just out of curiosity, but what does the rest of the world think of the Welsh accent? (Prepares for hate)
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TangledMess
I find that Cardiff seems to have a bit of an English twang, I'm from the valleys so I get ripped on for my accent whenever I'm there
balmut
Depends on which accent.
forestfinagle
Gimme a nice Lancashire
BritishBatman
It changes every 25 miles
AlexImguram
THey're both from Newcastle apparently.
Brodiesan
Back a da net, like.
Fairbas
Yep they are horse punchers
Whywontyouregistermyusername
Wayay pet
WackyPaki
PffftNext
That's supposed to be an Irish travellers accent btw
Krow2489
It's not English, it's not Irish, it's just, pikey.
LtWiggles
It's pronounced knacker
likifucrieverytim
Your not British are you?
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likifucrieverytim
*You're
LtWiggles
Did you just correct their spelling with the same mistake?
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likifucrieverytim
Erm I'm pretty sure you're meant to use an apostrophe e.g 'Your' not quotation marks. Or u can do it 4chan style e.g