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SlippitySlappityLovinLifeAndWife
*Cosmic Ghost Rider
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
If there was ever a marvel character who needed daddy's belt, it was Thanos.
thefishhiddenbehindtheairconditioner
GR is thanos's father? this is some alternate timeline... right?
TheUnknownX
Boy
OldSacky
Cosmic Ghost Rider is pure madness and I love it
Durahl
Imagine a "normal" guy resisting the effect of the Infinity Stones just by pure willforce - As in: "I'm not done yet on this fuckin' planet"
p00p3rz1314
Wait what?????!?!?!? Ghost Rider is Thano's daddy?!?!?!?!?!?!
Zadwanaa
Magic!
KingTonTon
If this was just a fanfic on someone's blog everyone would ignore it. But since its drawn, we have to pretend it doesn't suck.
AcidicVanLividLove
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Frank Castle Makes Mistakes the Comic:
MegaDeuce
OK so is Thanos just the Worf of Marvel comics? Like each new character has to kill him to prove how tough they are?
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
The style is way too goofy for trying to be serious.
rgzdev
Rather than goofy, it's just awful, as is the writing.
daimomusic
Since when does Ghost Rider use the Kamehameha?
ptenopus
The daddy of daddies
Telharmonius
I effen' hated Thanos for the deaths and losses in the Marvel movie arc. This is a satisfying payback for the loss of Tony Stark.
ImgurPlz
When did Thanos turn into the pusnisher? And Ghost Rider is Gerardo of Rivera Witcher?
ISayShenanigans
I think Punisher as an angel wasn't bad. It was better than him being Frankenstein.
jujuman101
My favorite part was when CGR uses the OS on Thanos and He underestimates it thinking he knows it when its used at full powered , most ...
jujuman101
Other times its used the Host never uses the "Feel the pain of everyone you hury dircetly and indirectly" they tend to use the feel your...
jujuman101
Guilt/regret or feel the sins you commited which are painful but arent a guarenteed to kill the enemy and other times the Host or the ...
jujuman101
Spirt are holding back the PS , but this is one of those times the PS is used at full power where their is no defense against unless you...
jujuman101
have a blessing from heaven
TheVampireDante
I see this Ghostrider's a Dragonball fan.
FireSolvesProblems
So Frank Castle is a shit father? Well color me surprised.
TheLordOfGiraffes
Probably post-punisher Frank Castle is a bad father. Maybe he was okay before his kids got murdered. Also maybe thanos is just always bad
StanielRonathan
Right after Cosmic GR puts the timeline back in order, Lady Death informs him the entire effort was pointless because Thanos was under her-
StanielRonathan
sway the instant he was born and thus nothing will prevent him from becoming the Thanos 616 is familiar with; if anything all Frank did was-
StanielRonathan
accelerate it by exposing baby Thanos to death sooner than his original, pretty good all things considered, childhood did.
MrPunisherMan
He had it coming
mattihase
He only had himself to blame
WisconsinCentral2714
If you'd have been there
Masonrig
If you'd have seen it
L33s
I betcha you would have done the same
StonedRain
Snap...
ReaperNo1
That wasn't much of a fight.
chargersphinx
No it wasn't, it was punishment.
Andreas99100
Which is Frank Castle's specialty
MrRareza
As...The Spanker.
secretdpp
When the writing staff choose a champion none may stand victorious against them
Elonth
except squirrel girl.
Colopty
Squirrel girl is basically the ultimate example of that rule, not the exception.
Elonth
i'm not saying she is an exception. I'm saying that shes the only person any chosen champion cannot defeat.
Colopty
The trick is that she is always the chosen champion.
TheRealAethrys
I can get behind Castle as the rider, but stepdad of thanos? Fucking whaaa?
StanielRonathan
The plan was to abduct 616 Thanos as an infant and try to raise him better; but that was never the problem as Thanos had a good childhood-
StanielRonathan
and all Cosmic GR (different universe's Frank Castle) ended up doing was raising Thanos to think like Punisher. After correcting everything-
StanielRonathan
Lady Death mocks Frank, telling him the entire endeavor was pointless because Thanos was under her sway since birth and if anything-
StanielRonathan
he accelerated 616 Thanos's obsession with death by exposing him to it sooner than he originally was.
Shineupordown
Love this but whats with baby Thanos
100TShirts100Days
Frank Castle goes back in time to kill baby Thanos but decides to raise him instead, leading to this showdown.
Shineupordown
aha...so both baby Thanos and big papa Thanos are alive at same time ?? My head hurts
StanielRonathan
Because of Cosmic GR (different Frank Castle btw, it's not 616 Frank)'s meddling he created a new timeline where Thanos grows up to apply-
StanielRonathan
Frank's attitudes as Punisher to his space tyranny. The baby Thanos is 616 Thanos, the adult here is the new timeline's.
StanielRonathan
After killing Punisher-Thanos, Cosmic GR returns baby Thanos to his original point in time, undoing the events of the serial, with Death-
Wookiestick
Is it true print comics are not doing well anymore?
redsmerf
Well, this answers questions I didn't know I had.
strangerthingies
This was bullshit he says aint his son but he raised him what a cunt to say thay
blackholevoid10011
hey can i get 4 more upvotes to get my show steal badge?
blackholevoid10011
you've never had a crackhead son. i will bless you with this years later.
devasto
This raises multiple questions
strangerthingies
I.. are you threatening to send me a child or fuck me?
WilliamHuskerAdama
Yes
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
something something something electric t!ts
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redsmerf
And a weirdly long torso
joeinsurgent
he's got lectric boobs, a mole hair suit; you know I read it in the magazines.
JohnCheshirsky
*electric EYE tits
Cranbananarama
Eyelectric tits.
JohnCheshirsky
Ugh. EYE should've SEEN this coming. Have an upvote
WhatzitTooya
Hey, my eyes are down here!
flavivsaetivs
I'm made of metal, my nipples gleam. I am perpetual, I keep the multiverse clean...
MrOsmo
I'm elected the penance guy. I'm protected skull head guy
Trelfar
gibsonjoeboy9000
What the hell comic line is this?
MalcontentTroll
One with really shitty pencil, and coloring, and artwork.
TreesNStuff
Cosmic Ghost Rider https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Ghost_Rider_Vol_1_1
Rohloc
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CobaltBlues13
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SmorkingChiken
One the best Marvel Characters ever created in my opinion. From design to the character.
apneax3n0n
Ghost rider 2099 is much better . Only cyberpunk comic ever
Bossco20
Cosmic ghost rider
ThePerks2010
Cosmic ghost rider for the uninitiated, batshit storyline with Frank castle as ghost rider who gains the power cosmic.
NaughtButOne
Listen, gonna be honest. No interest in following any of that. I'm actually quite sad the MCU seems to be headed that direction.
warslinger
Thank you. that was... odd
monkofshadows
We need to make this moron a new meme
Totallybadassusername
But muh bible
ILikeMassEffect
Mi bibble
OtterCheeseGod
As I was reading this my mind just blanked out and had to reread it. Blanked out again.
FillGoodguy
Gon give that a big ol .
alanivar75
ive been saying longer than i can remember we need to give punisher an iron man suit and set him lose. but this is universes better than i1/
alanivar75
could every hope to dream
FlorbFnarb
Frank Castle as Cosmic Ghost Rider is about like having a story where Batman gets one power ring of each color: insane overkill.
Downtake
And if you’ve read the Dark Metal series you know that Batman is a literal nightmare with just a green lantern ring
FlorbFnarb
Never read it, but of course Bruce would wreck face with a power ring - especially a green one.
drunkenvulcan
Thank you, I was pretty confused
Goldenteckel
Same here, thank you !
azure018
Did Thanos call him Dad? That's still confusing me.
Benedictum
soooooo.... cosmic punisher ghost rider ends up raising an infant thanos who becomes an even more brutal punisher style dictator
azure018
Talk about finding baby Hitler... YEEEEESH
kibateo
so damn weird.
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
So... Frank Castle becomes Punisher x Ghost Rider x Captain Marvel?
esopillar34
Plus some Silver Surfer in the mix. And maaaybe some Deadpool style insanity
ImTheJuggernautBricks
Close - Frank Castle is the Punisher...then Mephisto makes him the Ghost Rider...but then through a series of events there is no one...(1/2)
IPaidAHoboToSpoonMe
... Around to scratch his butt hole, so he uses the cosmic power to burn the itch. (2/2)
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
Ah. It all makes sense now. Thanks!
ImTheJuggernautBricks
(2/2)...left to punish on earth. Galactus arrives & asks "Would you like to punish people?" & grants the power cosmic, same as Silver Surfer
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
Huh... yeah comic books are too damn convoluted [says the guy who reads high fantasy... ironic?] Thanks for explaining the post!
MeowWoof
At what point in this did he bang Thanos's mother?