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Aug 7, 2017 8:25 PM
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Sm9yCg
Back in the days there were (artificial) leather seats or plain wood that could actually be cleaned efficiently and effectively. Fuck this.
Jacksparrowsentmetosettlehisdebt
https://imgur.com/wd0FhEV.gif
azmyth1
Step 1: Buy a new seat.
ModifieMatthew
It looks like sand dune rising from the seat.
jabdrande
As someone who sells buses for a living now (I know exciting) that's why city transit buses have those patterns, stains don't show
Forbayn
As a medical professional, people don't fart dust
DeezDanglin
Nuke it from space, the only way to be sure
Fuckingdalmasindahouse
reallylamelol
As someone who rides public transportation, I'm glad my farts are going to make it to the front page.
Ampersandzer0
spicesniffer
he is summoning a spirit
ktblanch02
dreamstamp
JustDontCare
This is why you do t flop down into public transport seats. Flesh cloud.
McBiggums
hanabakemono
Cleaning with hammers... I should try that on the dining room table.
Whenyouhavenocluewhatthefuckyourtalkingabout
FARTKNOCKER!
InMyDefenceIWasUnsupervised
george lucas goona sue somebody
Hungrypiemonger
that would be the seat cushion underneath turning to dust actually and there is no way that's 20 years unless this is a detroit bus.
LeadPaintChip
http://imgur.com/Wi3J1Ra
smarmageddon
LeadPaintChip
http://imgur.com/WfctvNq
nolittleplans
Someone needs to use a vacuum when they do this
Molotovbliss
https://youtu.be/3CFgRfBhJy4
nolittleplans
That was oddly satisfying. He needs something better then a sink sponge imo. But damn well done
lokishadowgirl
skin cells
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
http://imgur.com/bjVgheO
GFunk612
Quit wasting all that fart dust... It will power our future.
switchport42
"Fart dust, don't breathe this" - Tom Dickson probably
ayannawatson
This how you get pink eye
Jellybeanboom
I thought Rosa Parks' ashes would have garnered more respect
DougTheLlama
Wowwwwwwwww
Manieman
D3letedd
Really!?
sesamesnapsinhalf
Paramedia
MisterOp","avatar":
ShinySephiroth
RadicalRaizex
sliveroflight
She rides eternal. Witness!
pacmanrockshok
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
That much dirt in a seat is usually from flood damage. You can clean the rest of the vehicle, but if you don't reupholster the seats, yuck.
abrakadumbass
or minibus seats after a year in kuwait. the little shuttles that drove around arifjan *shudders*
dirtyslimjim
Thumbnail looks like a dildo sticking out of a seat, was very disappointed.
JenkHankins
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
egonspenglersepididymis
100% of everything humans touch is disgusting.
NotAnIroningBoard
100% of your mom
egonspenglersepididymis
Yeah, I'm sure my mom is disgusting.
PillsburyFuckboi
I didn't let it bother me
egonspenglersepididymis
And people say the progressive movement is dead.
CeleryMan7
i didn't know that hitting things with a hotdog could do that
Canofminus
Worked on your mom too
MrCleo
I believe that is a fartknocker
Zaryamain
I appreciate this comment more than you will ever know.
FFFFFFFANNNY
its half a dildo attached to a corn dog stick
QuadrumanousCuddler
It's a special hotdog. You get it from the SnapOn truck for 104 weekly payments of $3.72
smarmageddon
Dick on a stick
ImgeneralBennet
Oh yeah. Fuck yeah!
Zangulus
What else would you release 20 years of stored up flatulence from a public transportation vehicle with?
Internetuser666
My face
tuckerx78
D8
Zangulus
CaptainMaximum
You should see what OP's mom does when I hit her with my hotdog
handsMoleman
20 years of dusty farts waft of into the ether?
CaptainMaximum
Make it 40.
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
Cry?
CaptainMaximum
Only if she wants it to stay hard.
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
Tears are the bestest lube!
ImgeneralBennet
Burn level: 2. Apply aloe and avoid further exposure. Not a serious burn.
Rupan3
Not hotdog
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
Notdog?