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Stan the Man. My new bestie :)
Oct 24, 2016 6:40 PM
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Stan the Man. My new bestie :)
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
Dad of four kids here: If you ever get to #4, you won't even remember their name...
dufusknife
May the dad jokes be with you
iguessthisismandatory
Congratulations!! :)
MangoSloth
Carl that you? https://acrossthepondtv.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/pilk-cake.gif
GaryManilow
Upvote for City. Congrats.
ipeddleinsmut
Reciprocated
Ryacint
Are you Karl Pilkington by any chance?
ipeddleinsmut
No but he's from my city.
lookmattsflying
Greenplantpaperwork
I knew. This is the first step towards lower back problems. Hard to avoid but some awareness might minimize the effect. Be a great dad.
rabbihimself
Plot twist: the baby posted this.
talel81
My little man is 20 days old. He's the bestest too. He's totally changed my life as well.
ipeddleinsmut
Fantastic. They're just awesome little sleep stealers. Congrats.
TexasRaised
He did play his cat tax to so +1
ilsalta
Stockholm syndrome is real.
FearlessDreamerismyWuTangname
Hoe many diapers have you went through
KMF3967
Congrats!! It's awesome!
daepicjew
Selfie pardoned cause of your man city jersey
hismotherwasamudder
They get more and more fun every day. My little guy is 2 now and is just so much freaking fun!
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
And in two years, you will have to hide the cheese in the back of the fridge, for cheese monsters are real, and they eat all my cheese
ipeddleinsmut
Nobody steals my cheese. I AM the cheese monster.
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
2 years, mark my words.
monkster
Welcome to the club, enjoy your lack of sleep and sudden interest in fecal matter.
dexlamrg
I never thought I would text my husband so often about poop!
ipeddleinsmut
I'm all about the shite fella! Hahhaa
monkster
Congrats anywho, the time will fly by
onthe6ball
you used to sleep, and didn't put your hands in poop. Welcome to the Dad club.
avalone
Welcome to Club daddy
simuchobueno
So little sleep
derptato
Oh God. So much poop.
mockingnurd
So much talking about his poop. To his mom. Your mom. The pediatrician. So much poop talk!
Chuis
The sleep deprivation was by far the hardest part. Think it did parmanint drammage to my brain.
Justheretowastemytime
Number 3s? What an experience!
LuvMeMore
Make sure you don't give autism.
ipeddleinsmut
My, aren't you a pleasant one.
firefighter26
Kids change everything.
StraightJacket219
ipeddleinsmut
+1
esavvy
God I loved his character in this movie... nicely placed too
TeardropIvy25
Hooman is cutie. I'd snuggle that until he cries for his mom
grrrlfight
Never apologize for man and baby selfies. Too cute. CONGRATS!!!
hashtagsmashtag
My son was born 17 days ago too! I do miss sleeping all night, but he is worth it! Congratulations!!!
ipeddleinsmut
Awesome. Congrats! Amazing isn't it?
hashtagsmashtag
It really is... I don't know what I used to care about before he arrived, everything else seems insignificant now.
ipeddleinsmut
Exactly how I describe it. Nothing else matters.
Duckfan91
That's what real love feels like. Now you know.
ipeddleinsmut
Correct. +1
msc0015
It's amazing isn't?
ipeddleinsmut
It really is.
katiekate
Look at you wearing a wrap. :)
ipeddleinsmut
Had to show wife how it's done :D
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, mine couldn't figure out how to use it properly. Same with swaddling. GET GOOD AT SWADDLING. :)
ipeddleinsmut
It's ridiculous. I can't do it.
SpecimenSpiff
Dang. Have you tried YouTube?
katiekate
I couldn't do it. more power to you lol
ipeddleinsmut
The wrap or the baby?
katiekate
The Wrap lol.
ipeddleinsmut
It's a pain in the arse.