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Sauce: https://feraligatr.tumblr.com/post/182573562123/viktor-zhjarnek-libertybill
Feb 5, 2019 8:42 AM
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Sauce: https://feraligatr.tumblr.com/post/182573562123/viktor-zhjarnek-libertybill
ToothpasteWorm
Just add extra pair of hooves to your hands and you can gallop like horse. Problem solved.
forgotpzwrd
I like it. Its incredibly odd.
drGrafenberg
Über driver probably got scared. Or they could not see any people to pick up...
FlyingDutchGirl
Does anyone know how she did that with her feet in the second pic? I can't see where the 'shoe' starts/ends.
Copperbrat
They're custom made "skin" boots that go pretty much all the way up to the hip. The structure is built into the sole/heel.
seetheforrest
The costumes and make up are super skilfully made! Let them have their thing
PiGiSpi
Sometimes I forget how pretentious this community could be. They're weird but people find that as a reason to hate them. fuck off.
Shenaniganz80
I'm guessing he can see,since he drives. That's why
radicalflaarqueen
remember kids, always be yourself unless yourself is against societal norm!!
robronix
I smell Slaaneshi corruption, someone call the Inquisition!!
CloudberryMoose
matthewcw07
Mayyybe
floofnmeeps
This guy
ProcolHarambe
Came looking for this. You delivered.
bs13690
I'd bet a regular taxi would pick them up. Those drivers don't give a damn, as long as you're not Patrice O'Neal they'll get you.
HTML5client
"you're not Patrice O'Neal or black"*
itsthejacket
Bet the nazi would get the taxi!
wqpsu
that's pretty neat
beaubrent
Tiptoe heels, why do you exist?
uncurledlemon
Shit’s gonna give me nightmares
ZPITTZ
Those outfits are so awesome!
legitGiraffeBandit
Why does their name sound like latin for fecal material?
GuyOMaley
Cause it is
whatthefuckisgoinon
It's french. Yes "Matière fécale" means "poop"
GlowstickJedi
Yep, literal French for 'fecal matter'
SethCronyn
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HotRats773
See also: cosplayers.
Gnakenheimer
#4 To stand behind them on the picture... That really shows some guts
pedanticandpetty
Oh, he's got the gut for it alright.
vildgut
TheTwatWaffle
I've always wanted to fuck a daemonette of Slaanesh. This would be the closest I can get!
PicassoCT
Cold cultists - not in my kitchen. Brethrens get the Flamethrowers.
ToothpasteWorm
mkelter
”hello? Inquisitor?"
Hybris51129
krapmyself
"Da fuck??" "Hello, 911?"
flamingflamingo
ToothpasteWorm
tymiechew
koops
Wtf?
caelicaelicaeli
these make me so uncomfortable- that's probably the point , but I don't like them and wish they didn't exist
SankariSuomi
Silicone boots: https://www.livekindly.co/canadian-brand-matieres-fecales-makes-vegan-skin-boots-silicone/
Arenlor
Man, I'd pick them up, if they have the money for that lifestyle imagine the money they won't tip.
somnif
I thought half the point of Uber was not needing to deal with the awkwardness of tipping
Arenlor
Nope, you are prompted to tip, but it's done in the app.
EvilKam
They would tip so much not money... man...
Hybris51129
They might actually tip as it seems like they get stood up a lot by other drivers.
tertater
I'm glad they have each other at least.
Youareincorrectsir
Im not. Both are segxy mofos. Im jelly
Gayforbae
Hey now, I like them. They have a very avant garde style and know how to express themselves
Insomnia297
One of them started it
MrGalaxy446
To lean on maybe
OverpricedCrayon
I wonder which came first. The costumes or meeting each other. Did one get the other into it?
DickDastardly404
Yeah I’m all for people dressing however they like, but you cant caper around geared up in deliberately unusual and creepy get up and 1/2
DickDastardly404
Expect to be treated normally. You are specifically setting yourself aside from the herd. You can’t have both. 2/2
Toxoplasmosis
People had these opinions about goths and now they fetishize them. Theyll just have to go through a couple of decades of harassment and
Toxoplasmosis
afterwards they can become someones search option.
ArtOzz
Im not. It means they can breed and there might be more somewhere else.
5TUP1D
YEAH FUCK OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT THAN ME!
ActuallyThatsWrong
There's "different" and then there's "please look at me I'm different"
c00lbeans69
I don't really care what they do, but don't do this shit and then expect people not to treat you like a novelty or be afraid of you
Terminology
That's not what he said though. He disagreed with a guy who literally said he's not glad that they've got each other. That's just sad.
5TUP1D
Now that point I completely agree with. Especially cause how the fuck do you fit those 2 in a smaller car?
BolenArrow
Exactly. I get how people might think you are interesting because you take 3 hours to get ready to get out the door... but its the opposite.
BolenArrow
You just become a reason to roll your eyes and go about your day.
thebenoshow
Is not what your partner would say
FrostyRaptor
Being weird is fine. Forcing others to participate is uncool.
Toxoplasmosis
Being normal is fine. Forcing others to participate is uncool.
Nath3l
they’re just dressing up. it’s not like they’re performing sexual acts in the middle of the street lmao
ichangedforbacon
You're right, I wonder what other things we could apply that logic to
noptic
True but as far as we know they just want to go from A to B. Not giving them service just because they are weird is not OK.
CandidGamera
"Look at me, I'm so tolerant. So long as there's nothing I have to tolerate!"
TatooineNomad
Being weird is fine. Expecting people to adopt your standards of normal is not. If you’re going to be weird, accept that you’re just weird.
AliceTbag
Yeah I hear that a lot as a trans person. ...
PuppyDontCare
I don't see them saying they are normal, just want to take a cab
SeriousPotato1
"not today demons" - uber drivers
Wankathon
If I was their driver I'd say nothing out of respect, but maybe that annoys them? Do they want shocked looks and gasps or do they want to be
Wankathon
Ignored and left alone?
shortbuswastaken
This is purely for attention, I'm positive
Sephority
I'm wagering the first option
shdo2199
On behalf of the people of earth I apologize. Zaralax and Ur-zal, please dont drop a meteor on our population's centers.
Sagerider
Yeah I looked. Mommy! I saw weird people!
walkingtallmachinegunman
Weren't those the aliens from abducted in plain sight?
njessup1992
Are their names Zaralax and Ur-zal? I was going to go with Penny and Steve
CatStealer7th
Zarakax sounds like a spicy laxative
HelaSisterOfThor
Asikar
DougTheLlama
theluckyking
Mrbrown512
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Even nick fury cant believe this shit
Superfloofthundercat
globalstorm
Rikishi v Booker T
ToothpasteWorm
"I guess it's time to poke out my last eye"
pareidoliaperson
Mumbles "White folks..."
HelloMax
They’re from Mexico City and that dude is definitely brown...
pareidoliaperson
And they're fully covered and the girl looks definitely white and this is just a joke.
HelloMax
Oh. That’s a good joke.
BigFatBobbie
His pants are falling down he is so taken aback.
Adunadain
Yeh..... thats nails down my reaction pretty accurately.
bad1080
and that guy is wearing an eye patch
RomanHermit
His is a natural reaction. They're at liberty to do what they want in this sense but I'm also at liberty to express my opinion, which is Eww
RomanHermit
Ewww, the fuck is wrong with you?
RomanHermit
Ewww, do you really need attention that bad?
RomanHermit
Ewww, you nasty fuck.
nanabroccolifart
Nope
a47nok
I knew this would be the top comment before I scrolled down
MadnerKami
I'm more put off by the black guy wearing his pants below his arse and the fat guy in the blue shirt in #4 showing off his fat beer-keg.
JosXII
or the obese woman walking the dog
battlepants
RTBackup
Frontbutt
TiboltDaluka
What the actual..I literally just snipped this and went to post it then saw yours. Asshole. +1 and f off.
BigFatBobbie
This guy is Phil Collin's brother, battleshirt.
sauvrel
Can I get a belch for our fallen brother Phil.
BigFatBobbie
EatingSnow
Pull up your pants, Nick Forry
only90skidswillgetthis
https://66.media.tumblr.com/bd8829f0a64be4046c76ca0d66e27fea/tumblr_pm0j0nVkES1r4a3sa_540.jpg
blastedsteak
“White people are crazy”
Zeeo
jamie foxx!?
andachairaswell
His gut! Oh lord...his gut.../a/DoXaJJu
HelloMax
Mexico is now more obese than the US, and that ain’t easy to do.
doesntmatter
That's the American national symbol
malbec
It’s always a joy to be present at the birth of a new meme format
Applepotamus
aforeignenglishman
Looks like West London.
hewhoshall
Is that an eye patch?
ezzmann
ii
QuiteADapperAsshole
If only he had two, he would have been saved.
justthetip1990
Even nick fury looked confused as fuck
ExplainThisJoke
origin story?
PegForMercy
"Assemble the Avengers... now!"
StunnedGoofy
"mothafuuhhhh?¡”
TwoBadMiloshDead
Motherfu....
AnalTelescope
Nick Fury bouta call the avengers on their ass
Datkunt1337
Wtf are those shoes in #2
AnalTelescope
its called fashion, look it up
iamthemachine
I actually looked up this. there are some shoes like that (not the same ones) made to look like human feet, even Flesh colored to match.
theMaplekindyea
Bi1chPudding
Just looking at them makes my calves ache.
CactusFantastic0
I don’t even think standing in them would be possible. You’re basically en pointe. It would need some kind of leg brace system.
TheAutisticGiraffe
That must be photoshopped
LadyWidebottom
Let's hope so.
Vacationdad
Originally yes but I read something that they’re actually making them now and they are creepy as fuck
CompassBear
It kind of looks like the shoe is a different shade than her leg and you can see where the two meet.
MERGATROYDER
Is this what happens when you don’t get enough attention?
CreepyPhlox
Is this not cosplay of some sort?
secretoaster
Hugs.
bamblebimble
Copy pasted from Vogue. Yes, “Fecal Matter” Is the Name of an Instagram You Should Be Following
bamblebimble
Believe it or not, Matières Fécales—that's French for “Fecal Matter”—might be the most cutting-edge fashion
firstthingtomorrow
Or if you don't take your vaccines
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
I think, they're more in the direction of having severe problems with "grow the fuck up, kid". They come in all shapes and colors.
Mikey667
Thats what happens when the fetus doesn't get enough oxygen.
Distrill
I spilled my drink after reading this. Take the upvote.
MrCannibal
G00S0713
KhajiitIsPleased
I dont even know you, but you have my respect
MargeauxPotter
This why we need a wall.
Khrome
Wall won’t keep out flying saucers
Snarkoleptic
The second photo is in London, I don't think they're from Mexico
MargeauxPotter
They are from Mexico. Please stop telling us what you "think." We would prefer facts.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
The wall doesn't actually help much, if you keep breeding them on your side yourselves...
Kumonryu42
Well, if they'd quit fuckin coming here and breeding, that'd be nice.
MargeauxPotter
This was mostly a joke. These people are from Mexico.
easybrz
The wall is to keep Americans in America
ButDidYouDieTho
I could be wrong, but it could just be people expressing themselves with their appearance. Kind of like how some do it with their (1/2)
ButDidYouDieTho
painting, or their music, or their sculpture, or their writing, etc. (2/2)
TheRevolverOcelot
Freedom of speech is not freedom without consequences. So they should expect backlash from being weird.
WorksForTheHutts
You may not be wrong, but I may not want to be stuck in a moving vehicle with them.
meskarune
A lot of people who were sexually abused will do stuff like that to keep the sexual abuse from happening again. Basically they 1/2
meskarune
do things to make themselves not conventionally attractive such as body mods or over eating in an attempt to keep others from abusing them.
spookyactionatadistance
Those 2 get more sex (if they want) than this whole thread of commenters combined
Khrome
“Sex”
SelfPleasureRobot
Weird to assume they're victims or even mention the possibility because of the way they dress.
meskarune
I didn't make any assumptions. A person asked a question why someone would do this to themselves. A lot of people into extreme body mod 1/2
meskarune
fall into the above category. Its something to consider when a person feels the need to bully them. 2/2
andachairaswell
If you think they are weird...https://instagram.com/salvjiia?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=dwy0fs8vozwk
Maanchurian
jesus I can't unlearn this now
MildlyColdHands
I immediately regret opening that link.
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
That cannot be unseen
TomNuttallsBicycle
Um yea I ain’t clickin that shit lol
01000110011101010110101101110010
andachairaswell
Damn imgur is fickle. Make a post about raising awareness for rural mental health that involves naked farmers, and offer to follow imgur
andachairaswell
Users on IG...nothing. comment some freaky weird stuff, get a fucking trophy. Y'all love the weird shit.
NoOneLikesYourSelfies
Remember when this was considered a disorder? Let's go back to that
Ootandabootehh
Art...?
BigRedMonkeyButts
yeah... that's weird. not sure if it's not safe work for work or not safe for not work or not work for safe......
didgeboy287
Are you having a stronk?
BigRedMonkeyButts
Yers... pls call bondulance
Magicflutefreddie
After reading all these comments...NO THANKS
Morepicturesofcats
I spent way too much time viewing that page then I'd like to admit.
AzgarOgly
Looks like the same breed
Slimebunny
I love them. They are super creative and don’t give a fuck.
Munrefyl
Lowkey kinda pretty when she isnt morphed into flesh satan.
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
MY EYES
matthewcw07
FlyingDutchGirl
Why did you make me look at this?!
KillingTlme
Now it's in your browser history. Enjoy the new ads!
FlyingDutchGirl
Oh crap
AirKeytar
I have been following this person for a while purely because it makes me uncomfortable to look at them.
andachairaswell
I think they are amazingly creative and know how to push the boundaries. Really fascinating.
didgeboy287
I wonder if they do that hand thing.
bigsip
Is that thing a guy or a girl...
andachairaswell
Guy
Pr3ach3r
Man, what in the actual Fuck?!?!
ButterLube
I don't get it.
mafartsmells
andachairaswell
I wondered if I should make a "front page can deal with it" post with some of their pics
RainbowKittenPrincess
Malkozaine
I am not proud or happy that I somehow fapped to that. Now excuse me while I got and cleanse myself in acid.
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
Thank you for the nightmares.
QuiffGraven
Nightmare fuel
PhoneticRainbow
69mustang
I need all the priests I can get!!
FlyYouFLCL
I need a Priest, A Pastor, a Rabbi, An Imam, And fuck it call Tom Cruise at this point.
Puddidesu
didn't need this today...
WaltherWater
Applepotamus
besn
I need an adult!
MuffinProof
I'm an adult and I need an adult
Pr3ach3r
I'm an adult and I need an adult who needs an adult.
OmniscientZiltoid
Adult here. No.
disinformatique
Great photo-manip skills though.
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
What. The. Ever. Loving. FUCK.
Ootandabootehh
Neat.
demigod123456
Jesus, my eyes!!!!!!
SassyVader
Thank you for this ! This artist is amazing !
Slimebunny
Right?! I don’t get the hate.
Ootandabootehh
People don't like things that make them uncomfortable.
andachairaswell
I'm a child of the 90's and 90's music videos have made me numb to anything uncomfortable. Eh. It's just like a Manson vid.
Ootandabootehh
Exactly lol.
PuppyDontCare
Yeah the realism is pretty awesome. It's creepy using pastel colors, that's cool too
Jmothafnp
Thanks, I now need bleach for my eyes...
zcollins
WaltherWater
localcrypt1d
Its been a long time since I felt apprehensive about clicking a link...but I clicked it. I feel my apprehension was justified.
amyrose
didgeboy287
Jane! The man they call Jane!
andachairaswell
Yep. That shits weird. Makes these 2 look tame really. How many pics in did you go before you bailed?
sendbobsandvageneiguess
30 something
Torioos
I looked at them all ?
Malkozaine
I lost count....not like I went through that many.....I just now no longer have the ability to count.
Vitrum
I scrolled down 3 times then my eyes and brain started bleeding.
BigRedMonkeyButts
20
ElbowdeepinElmo
Maybe halfway through...I still don't get it.
ButterLube
I scrolled through em all. I don't get too creeped easily. I just don't understand what gave them the urge to do this?
gypsyspot
These are dolls and photoshop mostly though, where as the two from the post are...actors? Which i find more interesting
Pr3ach3r
4?
Pr3ach3r
No wait. 5. My bad.
StealthCow
The sex is surprisingly bland. But prop-filled.
CelestialDancerChick
This was my precise thought.
TheBlueMuppet
Like Superbowl LIII?
Zacharighteous
Nice
Grim1337
FlyYouFLCL
shortbuswastaken
Look at this loser, can't even tell it's shadman within a second of seeing the art
Locken
I'm too lazy to research
intaglioguy
It's become a ritual to be endured, but neither wants to be the first to admit it.
Insomnia297
"Oh my god, he has props. Why don't I have props?"
Danishlmgurian
hehe, because "propfyldt"
bamblebimble
Is that what they do? Is that why they dress like that?
Insomnia297
You mean butt stuff?
illtellyoumineifyoutellmeyours
They have a shop depop.com/fecalmatter
bernlack
F... Fec....... Fecal matter???
HangMaster69
Yeah they're clothes are actually nice and they're incredibly nice people. To the point that this tore my heart a bit.
westboundbiker
Their* clothes
pwnz805
Can I have more information please? I’m not familiar with them but I’m very intrigued- are you a friend or are they famous?
bamblebimble
Well their clothes are interesting, but they shouldn't act surprised when Ubers don't want to pick them up. They look creepy
amstrad
I'm not sure they're actually surprised, I get the impression they're making a joke.
bamblebimble
I hope so
TheflyPrince
I have never had a less sexually charged desire to see people have sex. But I sure do wanna see It.
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
Dm me some links please
chaser0019
DM me some too lol
Deunderscoremoralize
pay it forwards?
Breezier
For... science?
WorkerLurker
I mean, I want to write down this strange encounter
BigFatBobbie
ImNotAnOrange
science's purpose is to answer questions, so technically, yes
Thebebop
in reality it's to confirm or deny a hypothesis, so you could just as easily say Science's purpose is to create more questions.
Thebebop
Which i'm sure witnessing that bedroom display for science would raise a lot more questions than answers.
BigFatBobbie
yogoo0
It probably looks like this