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FuckOffBarneyYouStupidPurpleFuck
No!
obsolete6
vividly remember the briefcase lined with plexiglass used to show us what each drug looked like. Much discouraging mmmmm #goodplan
iamkyleh
If the weed man was THE GUY, thatd be pretty awesome though
confusedsquirrel
I'm actually very good friends with my dealer. He's a good person.
IronicUsername
Some of the nicest (though often unreliable) people I've met have been pot dealers.
SauceOfTheBoss
My friend wrote an essay for a D.A.R.E. contest & won a $200 bond from my school. When he turned 18, we cashed it in and bought weed with it
Johnsexington
Crazy socks are supposed to stop me from getting high, but my dealer wears crazy socks every time I see him.
paulpounder
How D.A.R.E you!!!!
TheLaZBoi
Molvanian
Weedman! Quick! The bank's being robbed by some really motivated burgles! Only you can stop them!
notsosubtle
my D.A.R.E. officer got arrested for selling coke.
Grimace84
What about DFYIT
BobbingThroner
I've done drugs but only when i am with friends who are doing them I never seek them out
whatevenisthat
In New Zealand a giraffe named Harold travels around the country in a trailer and parks up at schools to tell kids all about drugs. Fo' real
themouseking
That's exactly the sort of thing that could only be thought up by someone on drugs.
whatevenisthat
It's totally a thing! Imgur won't let me post the link. Someone from middle earth back me up!
youcanteven
Can confirm i fondly remember my time at rangeview when harold came along in that trailer thing they had. And that lady suzy or whatever
jomama64
I literally learned the trick about hiding vodka in a water bottle from a DARE officer telling us to stop using drugs.
EugeneShalit
D.A.R.E programs actually removed marijuana from the gateway drug list recently.
TanzaniteFox
Nah, weed man is this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipumt_rWvHo
CommanderCody2
The world would be a much more peacefull place if everyone got weed delivered to their door free of charge. (Tax dollars at work for people)
IronicUsername
Honestly, I'd settle for just being allowed to grow my own.
CommanderCody2
But remember according to the feds it's as dangerous as heroin >.>
UncleVinny
I love weed, you love weed, let's go roll a big fatty....
weirdnorwegianguy
You were always my favourite uncle
AWanderingScientist
Remember kids, sharing is caring. So Barney says puff, puff, pass!
Mrpeebody
I heard his voice! Lol #tittysprinkles
Sociallyawkwardbutsometimesfunny
With a great big blunt and a hit for me and you
Dickieiii
Won't you get stoned with me too?
19wesley88
I actually sang tht out loud lol xx
PoopFrosting
d.a.r.e. made me promise not to do drugs before telling me life had a huge dry cock to force in me, fuck those guys
DumbDumb1
Absolutely savage.
JonnyTHM
Thanks PoopFrosting
CatLestat13
I wouldn't mind a large dry cock in me.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Better write a creepy reply to that
spudcosmic
I have no problem with drugs but if you need them to make your life enjoyable you should probably seek help.
baconsmellsreallygood
Dare just taught me that in the future I will be put in strange situations where im offered free drugs & weapons from strangers and friends
TotallyNotSarcastic
But,... Drugs made it better, right? #druglube !!
taco1910
Advil and beer are great friends of mine
TotallyNotSarcastic
That's a bad combination :) but I know, yes I know.
PangaeaReunionTour
That sounds a little sarcastic...
TotallyNotSarcastic
I get that a lot...
WhatRaySay
yes. yes they do. significantly.
IHOPthedestroyerofworlds
It took me 10 years to get that DARE stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education.
bladderinfection
I always assumed it was Drugs Are Really Excellent.
shitshitshitshitshit
I was gonna like this picture, but then I got high.
Cheerfulinsanity
As someone who self medicates for severe anxiety and ADHD, you wouldn't like me when I'm sober...
CDsnutz
Same here
goawaypleasethankyou
My boyfriend smokes weed and has ADHD. Apparently cannabis is actually a really good way to treat the symptoms, is that correct?
Cheerfulinsanity
Works for me anyway. Slows me down enough to keep my attention in one place
Cheerfulinsanity
Apparently it's a documented fact that people with ADHD tend to self medicate with weed or cocaine. Read it somewhere once. Google it
striketwo
What D.A.R.E never says is people do drugs because they make you feel good, and in some cases, fucking fantastic.
AFineDayForScience
and then your girlfriend chokes on her vomit
temujin9
I played the devil in my D.A.R.E. play. "Drugs make you feel good. Reeeal good." . . . turns out I was right.
RandomAbscessMemories
Wait I thought the complaint was that they say EXACTLY that, and kids end up being tempted. It's been a while for me.
roostercrowe
the problem is that they say drugs like weed are just as bad as heroin, then kids try a little weed and it's not so bad and so they think1/2
roostercrowe
2/2 "oh well they lied to me about weed being harmful, heroin and coke must not be so harmful either"......
IronicUsername
I thought it was more that DARE made kids think everyone was doing drugs but them.
causality
Exactly. Short of getting roofied, nobody is going to try to force you to do drugs.
MattSweetDesign
Think how much money we could generate/save if we ended the war on drugs and fought addiction with therapy and legalization?
MattSweetDesign
Legalize the recreational use of pot, legalize the therapeutic use of psychedelic. (LSD and DMT)
MattSweetDesign
All research involving psychs was halted, but they were helping so many people by dosing them LSD and these people became better/happier...
MattSweetDesign
through the course of their therapy sessions. There's a lot to be learned from these substances, DMT is literally in every living organism.
MattSweetDesign
But we don't know why, because drugs is bad.
MattSweetDesign
While youre not doing but processing visual and audio info with a different area of your brain (thats what tripping is) there's something...
MattSweetDesign
to be said about most users experiencing the world around them as a living breathing entity. Plants aren't sentient, don't receive visual...
UrsusDerpus
I still so far haven't used any drugs, but I was friends with the local weedmen back in high school just in case
Billyjackjay
Our DARE officer had to resign when she got a DWI. I'm not making this shit up.
yodermann
Same happened to my class in Ohio.
VulcanP90
One of the local dare officers where I live was arrested for stealing money from the program.
killerpenguin19
I used to party with the dare officers daughter and do drugs in his house while he was out of town.
Eeksy
I used to work at a Bar. One night I served my former DARE officer. She was embarrassed, but she wasn't even drunk. It was cute.
TrumpIsAFelon
That's not crazy enough to require a "I'm not making this shit up". Lots of people get dwis
CountessVonFingerbang
No lies: Ours lit a joint in a non-ventilated classroom so we'd "know what it smelled like and could avoid it."
geoimgur
"I think I should have a couple so I can become more familiar with the smell and can avoid it better...and believe me I'll work at it."
loveplusultra
"see kiddos thiss is what uhh a high looks like uhhh.. this is why you .... uhh .. don't do weed....
yehaaa6
mmmkaaaaaayyyy
loveplusultra
and then he smoked the whooooooooole thing
MrEmperorSir
My DARE officer got arrested for running a method ring with some of the students that he had on parole
ScootLif
Scientific method?
MrEmperorSir
Oh damn autocorrect, that should be meth lol
Bortle
OH WAH AH AH AH
virus64
YAH MEH NAAAAAHHHH
Bortle
YA MUH NUH MUH NUH MUH
Oakslee
i love how everyone thinks of the song immediately after seeing these words without a second of hesitation.
yehaaa6
I actually thought of their "Land of Confusion" cover, mostly because the music video for that is fucking awesome.
Sheepyhead
It's sad because they made a godawful 420blazit song that made me completely lose respect for them
Sheepyhead
And they release an awesome cover of Sound of Silence AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANY MORE
gottakeepgoing
I felt the same but I love them too much to care. Great in concert btw. I mean AMAZING. They will keep being my favorite band.
Sheepyhead
I saw them live, it's one of the only bands I liked that I've seen live. I'm not so much into them any more
Sheepyhead
My tastes got more progressive and classical
gottakeepgoing
I still buy their albums. I still want them to be record breaking with every album. They've done it every time.