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Nov 13, 2016 1:38 AM
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IspeakFrench
Congrats!
Lucidalabbra
That's awesome!
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Str0phicus
Now this is a man for President; he's rich too, and arrogant, clearly America has no problem with people like that being President!
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
You are awesome on so many levels
Dontdearabbyme
So... they do the balloons at all? I thought I was special. :) congrats!!
thedudeyouthinkmightberetarded
Only in texas
PandaPlop
I didn't get that when I was adopted....I'm calling my dad. I want a redo.
theshadowrealmyugiboy
You bout to die to create an origin story
Treblaine
I swear if he takes off the mask and it's RDJ
DasBeaker
Wait! Did the judge really do this??
codnuggets
From an adopted person, you're the super hero OP!!
tk0910
You probably adopted a superhero
FarflungWanderer
Nick Fury'll be talking to him when his powers start to show. That or Charles Xavier.
OfficialUsernameChecker
The plot twist is that they'll only become that super hero if the parents are murdered
JackMolotov
Congrats on the se- wait a minute...
fyaycr
They still can have it
FreckleFoxx
Not if they're adopting because they both lost their genitalia in a horrible accident.
UnPossibleMagician
If they were serious, butt-stuff is always the second option, always.
Jeffpardy
I wish I was adopted.
poorwhitetrash
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Tassyr
You never know, it might be better than the way things went. I've sometimes wished for it.
Zreen
Anthony?
Tassyr
(Is that a reference to a thing?)
Zreen
No. I'm just guessing your name, Tim.
poorwhitetrash
I am adopted. Life is better than it would have been but it comes with a ton of baggage.
Tassyr
Yeah, I didn't figure it was a bed of roses. But it might not've been a bed of "being told you're worthless scum daily for ten plus years."
LookingForWorkInColorado
Ahhh but what if it means you tell yourself instead?