Just got a call from my son at 3am. He's in jail and asked if I could post bond for him.

Dec 12, 2016 9:23 AM

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Why am I thinking the son is less amused than we are.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice to see you dusting off this old chestnut of a repost.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Post bail?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Although your response is inspirational OP, I've just spoken to your son regarding this and he says he's 'shaken, not stirred'!

9 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 4

He's shaken, in the stir

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

let him rot

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

You called?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh, hey... Actually it was my son that requested you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MRW six of my kids got in trouble and i needed to post bonds:http://imgur.com/daXq94l.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#4 din't shoot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I swear, out of all of them, it looks like only Craig uses his sights before firing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Moneypenny: “You always were a cunning linguist, OP"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parent of the Year Nominee. Get's my up-vote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was sure nice of you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The resurrection of another oldie but goodie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Answer and forgive. Jail sucks and there is help elsewhere.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So why'd you post a photo of a classless blond midget instead?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He called collect, cost like $3.50 per minute

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a james thing to do... Yrs im drunk

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Herd it before

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've posted it before... Imgur has gotten dumb where the only shit that gets upvoted is overly reposted shit. Whilst OC dies in usersub 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss the old imgur of 3-4 years ago back when it was smaller

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. The only way to browse imgur now is to put it on random mode and go back in time. BTW I am loving your reaction gifs in the coments

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks ;-) you should check out my favorites if you know what I mean ;-)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scammer called my grandma as my bro asking for bail money. She said he could stay in jail. Didn't know it was a scammer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you Dr. No?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Son realizing he asked the wrong person for help

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Good thing he didn't ask me to post bail.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was he caught masturbating in front of your neighbor's sprinklers? Is that why he's in jail?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Suspect: Male, wearing a bat costume, charged for exposing himself at 2 a.m every 3rd tuesday of the month

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many counts of indecent exposure would that make over the years?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fucking savage.

9 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 10

Ben Savage

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Who's savage and are you wearing protection?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A Savage, you say? http://imgur.com/ggNoP3g

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

@adamsavage

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Macho Man Randy Savage

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I do believe this is Bond dear sir.

9 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 14

I think you're right, thish ish Bond dear shir

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Original bond is best bond. My mom is obsessed with pierce brosnam though

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Daniel Craig is like Star Trek Next Generation. In many ways superior, but will never be as recognized as the original.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

bronhom forever

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 26, 2017 12:59 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Best I can do is tree fiddy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Have any more info to back that up?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I've got a friend who's an expert in Sean Connery photos signed by Roger Moore. Can you stick around and we'll see what he says?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I heard it was worth about tree fiddy...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

IMO Daniel Craig is the best bond. Followed closely by Sean Connery.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Downvoted for an opinion smh. I would switch the two tho. Craig brings his own flair to the series that is unique in a great way, however.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here in the US, we say "post bail", not "post bond". http://imgur.com/VUc5H38

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In most circumstances, bail may be posted in Cash or Bond. http://imgur.com/AEtZFZ8

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here in the US, the sign on their door says "Bail/Bondsman" so I think the post was hilarious … and correct.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a place next to my mom's called James Bond Bail Bond.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's their phone number? I gotta hear what they say when they answer the phone... 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure but it's in Houston. If you google James Bond bail bond it's the first thing to pop up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ames bond, James bond bail bond , bond

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get it... can anybody explain

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're serious, It's a play on words. Son asks dad to "post bond" meaning pay the bail money. Dad instead makes a post about James Bond.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tnx, I didn't know what "post bond" meant, and was too lazy too google it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll post Bale.

9 years ago | Likes 910 Dislikes 1

the hero we deserve!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Got to pay the Bill somehow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't Bale be out instead of in?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamnit

9 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 1

You're awesome

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the appropriate fucking response right here +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like a true christian.

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I'm an atheist, and I vape

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Still a better love story that twilight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You Vape? OMG! You punched your ticket to HELL!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I do CrossFit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clearly you're not vegan.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ha ha ha. So good!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1434 Dislikes 2

Mr anderson...?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That scarf! +1

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Mr. Pussy

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's that relevant? Asking for a friend...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Older bond films had the villain turn melodramatically in a swivel chair

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a doge parody of a scene in an older Bond movie

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you never seen a Bond movie?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I've seen a few. I find all of them boring, even though I enjoy other spy / secret agent movies.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fair enough, but this gif is mocking an incredibly iconic reoccuring scene in old James Bond movies that's famous way beyond the Bond movies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP at home

9 years ago | Likes 526 Dislikes 1

I need this reversed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck! Tilda Swinton never wore the same FACE twice! That women is uncanny!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tilda Swinton could play Roger in a live action version of American Dad!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am madly in love with both David Bowie and Tilda Swinton

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me three

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a good music video

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's the bald chick from Dr Strange

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Tilda Swinton:)

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The most simultaneously ugly and beautiful person in the world.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Right next to Uma Thurman

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tilda Swinton is also in Trainwreck, better with hair I think?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Davi Bowie?

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

Were you really not sure?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No it's David Bowie.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No it's Becky

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Indeed with Tilda Swinton in his music video for "The Stars (Are Out Tonight)" It's almost been a year without our Starman . . .

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

I just realized this morning that he died. Like, what?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's okay - he is waiting in the sky.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Fuck. Your comment makes me want to cry...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1