Cleaning out phone dump 2

Apr 16, 2017 4:41 AM

Cuntycunterson

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Too smart to get knocked up

mouseyroxy1

Happy meal toys don't have to be boys v girls. Just fucking choose whatever toy you like even if it's angled towards the other gender. Jeez

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tempcore

Bitch if you tell us not to picture you naked, our brain is going to do exactly that. You are the problem!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keairan

It seems sweet, but I don't do well with extra light, so no thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

TlNYshark

#17 Was CURE in the Dead Rising games.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

edskcservices11

#2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bigwhitespats

I didn't laugh through the whole dump until "always salt your pasta while boiling it." Upvote for that

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

HairytheSheep

#15 for real though, i cant stand that McDonalds asks that. My girl wants the god damn Hot Wheel!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Willyum46

I laughed so hard at some of these. "always salt your pasta when boiling water" lmao

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

radieon

I will add this to my collection

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ShadyC

#25 This one was going well, until Ms. Tumblr Mascot at the bottom decided to explain the joke to nobody in particular.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Nomulus

She has clearly never read the Rules of Comedy.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

howuuuuudoin

Teach women not to set people on fire

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WoodlandCritters

The "My anaconda don't" one is great

9 years ago | Likes 812 Dislikes 15

Jiehfeng

Funny, but it's obviously fake sadly...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

IndyAndyJones

I didn't even notice her name until the end

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

movethebongos

Ja, man vill ju inte vara Steve i korken. Hahaha! Skicka Brian till vänster! Hahaha!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 39

sandvargen

Hur full är du?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

RealCommanderShepard

Va??

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

ElbowDeepInARat

Lol all these pissed of swedes.. come at me with some more downvotes since you're so butthurt already :*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

ElbowDeepInARat

Speak english you stupid swede

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 49

HeraklesG

I didn't get it :( could you explain it, please?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tasha07

In case you're serious: "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun" from the song Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HeraklesG

ty. and yes, I was too dumb to figure that out by myself... hehe

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Efreeti

I. Hate.That they're basing the 'joke' on that Nicki Minaj travesty.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

GlassCanon

Here comes Dr Tran!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GodDamLochNessMonster

3,2,1! DR TRAN!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whyisthisusernametaken

I DONT UNDERSTOOD

9 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 3

Ben1045

...Say her name out loud.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

marcusyoyo

Im going to go, by

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

LincolnSiixEcho

Y u say my nayme?!

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Jackeea

MARTHA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0