What a time to be alive!

Nov 28, 2016 7:14 PM

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Shut up and take my money

I'll take Things No One Actually Needs for 400, Trebek!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have too many things bothering me already. What if I pooped and gained weight? I might expire on the spot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person who uses a regular scale for this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take twenty!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why fuck do you need to know how much shit weighs? You would also have to lift your feet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

So it only works if you keep both feet off the ground?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Technically if you dont move your feet, it will still display an accurate change.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You underestimate how much weight shifting I need to do to poo

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You also can't change how much pressure you put on your feet. And you legs are used to carrying your whole weight 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and one turd is like 1% of that. So that pressure is probably pretty difficult to maintain at a constant level.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0