Better give these guys a few test clicks

Jan 4, 2019 9:57 AM

Yay new tongs! It's the small things in life #bbq
Front page edit: yay!! Please send nudes! Hooray for boobies!

Are those hearts on the bbq?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those steaks disappoint me.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't hear the "click-click" wth

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That grilled tinfoil looks pretty good but you may want to give it a flip before it dries out

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can they pinch your fingers near the spring?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got new wipers for my truck. Happy as fuck right now!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are bad ass

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give em the clamps

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you want i should clamp him up a little?

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Always try it on my wife’s behind...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spent more on the tongs than the steaks

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought they were hair straighteners. i'm female I should know better.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Hi guys! In today's video I'm gonna be talkin' 'bout 10 new creative ways to use hair straighteners. Number one. Summer is getting near..."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alternatively, if your tongs break, get your wife's hair straightener! It even heats up to keep the meat hot during transition to the plate!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd need a really long cord. They have trouble having even a decent length cord.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'v seen people toast wraps and bread with them wouldn't do it myself.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could've sworn I heard the clicks. I even put my phone up to my ear to check..

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I HEAR it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not hook the lid on the side of the grill instead of on the ground?

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

My old Weber hath no hook to hooketh

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, he’s a fucking poet!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love Weber grills

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see says the blind man, excellent new tongs.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

to the deaf man, who just nodded

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for following proper tong protocol.

7 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 1

Actually, they’re Matador tongs, they should be held like castanets

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also don’t forget to say “that tong ta-tong-tong-tong”

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mmm...grilled foil.

7 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

I understand that it's melted butter but there are so many OTHER ways to do that...

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

How can you tell it’s melted butter?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Foil at 2:00 and 4:00 have melted butter in them. Reasonable and educated assumption based on previous knowledge and observation. Lol

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well it could be oil, urine or mountain dew as well. I guess butter is more likely.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can see it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good call. I had my brightness turned right down.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When your tinfoil moves like that, it means that they're done

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those tongs are beefier than the steaks on that grill.

7 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 2

Steaks for ants

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Those look like hearts.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for pun damage

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

It was a critical hit

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

More than 3 and you’re playing with it. F*ck it...you deserve it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And also film the test. Of course. Standard procedure.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The reason everyone does it is to gauge their own grip and adjust, rather than potentially drop the food.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Dads do it out of instinct

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha perhaps you sayeth the truth, but my woof lives for the dropeth morsels of heaven

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just about to say this. It's not irrational.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad someone mentioned it. I'm pretty sure it's just a subconscious thing we do.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds so disappointingly reasonable.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, I do it for the clicks

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha! I knew I clicked for a reason. Wife asked why I did that every time I turned stuff. Told her it was just something I did.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's so you know how much pressure you need to apply. Without testing, you could accidentally crush the meat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or drop it. Which is also terrible.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks over priced.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was a present and they are cheap at Bunnings!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

BUNNIIIIIIIIIINGS. Did you get a snag while you were there? It's our national dish afterall.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bunnings? you aussie or kiwi?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be either Aussie or kiwi if you know of the institution that is bunnings!

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Hahaha Aussie!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No audio? I'm disappointed a little!

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alottle

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Can't you hear it in your head?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tick tick... Tick tick... ... ... Tick tick... Tick tick

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That’s exactly what I thought lol

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That'll do... It's in my head already.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah same I'm not convinced they work properly either now

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Same

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I prefer my porn muted so this is perfect

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m disappointed a lot.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, how can we know they really work?!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard it. What's wrong with you that you didn't?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can hear it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I uploaded with audio!! Why you no work ?! Argh!!

7 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

Curses, foiled again.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Theres a little speaker icon in the corner when you upload the clip that you have to unmute to enable sound.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hi there. What's in the foil?

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Looks like butter in prep for that corn. grill it a little, toss it in that foil w\butter salt\pepper... continue to grill.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Corn was wrapped in buttery goodness, then give them a bit of char on the grill and then back to the buttery goodness they return

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hansen brothers

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Butter for when he puts the corn in the foil so it boils in butter

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They are just there to prevent them from reading your food thoughts

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More foil

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You need to soak your foil in more foil

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Oh great

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