I shouldn't be alive

May 10, 2018 10:53 PM

3KidsInATrenchcoat

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Little kitten viciously attacks hand

That was close!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should cry out in pain, howl and then "die" so the cat feels like his/her hunting skills are working.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I . . . . *tooth* you! I put my tooth right ON you! rawr

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

N'awww, that is so much like my black cat, Jet, when he was a kitten, all feisty and sparky. Now 4 years he still like to show who is boss.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss when my cat was a kitten, now the little fecker just eats poops and sleep

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

aahhh.. those foot kicks are most lethal!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The black death

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cute wittle house panther with extra sharp murder mittens!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fierce mauling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ferocious beasty

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Fearsome hunter! Just like my babycat :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why little black kitties always gotta be like "KILL, DESTROY, DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR"?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Savage attack, someone's lucky to be alive.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Witness de strength of de Bleck Pentha!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I, like everyone else who has read this, did it in T'challa voice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Such an adorable lil' pocket panther!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man, you let them play with your hand like that now, be ready for scratches when they get big.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

And the vet and everyone who handles your cat in the future will thank you for teaching the cat this...not good animal husbandry

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rescued one, almost a year ago... sweetest boy ever... black cats are awesome

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have had a few in our house. They've all had lovely personalities. They are wonderful. ????

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't even pretend to be tough, I know that hurts like a mf

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't let your evil creature bite you, just saiyan

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The killer face of that little shit is adorable!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't do that. You're training it to bite and scratch your hand. You'll get problems when it grows bigger

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean it's reaaaally adorable but you're totally right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

while adorable if you let her do that she will continue doing that when she is bigger..

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8 years ago | Likes 329 Dislikes 0

er-REEyya

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

This needs to be dubbed over with Godzilla's roar!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wakanda forever!

8 years ago | Likes 329 Dislikes 9

Yibambe! Yibambe! Yibambe! Yibambe! *in tiny letters*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wakanda Furever!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who else always reads this in the Wakandin accent? Haha

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

HUH!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SPOILER ALERT

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Literally just watched the movie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Get that man a band-aid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Enough with that shit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

House panther attac

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Here we see the vampire kitty draining the life from its victim. Death will be slow and painful.

8 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 2

I barely escaped by reversing to a kitty snuggle hold.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Geez, Imgur needs to censor stuff like this. I wasn't ready to witness such a violent attack.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And delicious. For the kitty.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But adorable.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought they did that by sitting on your chest and sucking your soul out of your body

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

TETSUOOOOOOOO!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When that cat is full grown you're gonna wish you didn't teach it to do that.

8 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 11

There's only been two cats I've ever been unwilling to hold or pet and both of them were raised by owners who didn't touch them as kittens.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So true, speaking from experience.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Debatable. My cat is full grown and play attacks my hands/fingers all the time. She never bites/claws for real.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Yup my cat ended up being a killer, so i took on me an bled everytime i played with him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always rough housed with cats. Its a scratch, not a knife wound. If you play with a bull, be prepared to get the horns.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I always think this when I see gifs like this.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Seconded. I speak from experience.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat does this all the time and never hard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The key is just to have callused hands. My cat plays like this as an adult and pulls no punches, but never leaves more than superficial cuts

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call that fighty bitey time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine playfights like this, but doesn't use claws or bite down hard. I think their instinct is to play, not hurt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cats have always play attacked my hands and never once scratched or drawn blood

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you teach bite inhibition to cats like you can to dogs? It could grow up to do this gently for play.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Yes. They can learn when they bite too hard, but still rough play. Kittens do it with their siblings anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

My cats know the limit of what is play and what's too much.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I did my first cat. He was a little shit at night attacking anything that moved under the sheets. Used to hold him down just to get to sleep

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes! Tap the kitten just above their eyes with your fingertip and pause followed by a soft pet. Never let them bite or grab your hand.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But..... The CLAW!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did this, NOT my first cat. He still plays like this, like a kitten, and never bites hard enough to even dent the skin. Tho I've seen (1)

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

him puncture a mouse skull with a fang before. He's my good little prince. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Heh. I've seen Tiger bring home 2 birds in 20 minutes. He my bad little muthafucka.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0