His & Hers

Apr 15, 2018 9:56 PM

iwasdoingfinelurking

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His & Hers

How do old people kiss? They put their dental prosthesis in the same jar.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Black Hole Sun, won't you come, and wash away the raaaiiiiin?"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

do men and women have different teeth?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have that label maker. I label everything. I love labels.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah whatever it's like a toothbrush once you've had eachothers bits in eachothers mouths who gives a fuck

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Ahhhww

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My face when I see a cute spider, but I'm also afraid of spiders.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cyriak! I had completely forgot about him. Thank you for reminding me.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, thats horrifying

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My messed up self was expecting her to poison him... like what?

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Me as well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

omg me too

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was expecting dark, and was surprised by cute and clever. It was a good surprise.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First I was expecting poison. Then when he went in for the kiss I was expecting sloppy makeout and sex. Maybe I should go outside

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking maybe she slipped a viagra in his drink. Grandma likes her strange.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I thought it was only called strange when you didn't know the person.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With Alzheimers it's always strange.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 5

Welp at least I know what my nightmare tonight will be about.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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That went off the rails real fast.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She went full Joker.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

anime mouth

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Please never do that again.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

while her hair is whipping around does any of it get caught in the laser and burn off?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don’t think it can fly into it, it’s heat and it’s just pushing everything away

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SuperHair, laser-resistant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Likely also scissor proof

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0