MrJwinkyface
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Jun 7, 2020 3:09 AM
MrJwinkyface
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FubarJunkie
It is just simple divide and conquer. Playing on the people fears and insecurities
rcraigsmith9000
And so it began!!
shelworth
The problem is that they convince the torch people to take the pitchforks away from the pitchfork people...
Ikindawantsoup
Divide the people to control the people
Dares
The 'elite' love racial divisions, as it keeps the working class worried the other guy is against them.
getyourp00pinagroup
except sometimes, the torch people really do want to take away the pitchfork people’s pitchforks
putcleverusernamehere
The two party system at work
Rob0Llama
Come thee, and retrieve it
Dares
IDownvoteAllPoliticalPosts
It's a different story when the torches actively say they want to take the pitchforks away
SometimesIFeelLikeAGenius
What if I have both?
ParticleMan37
They want to stop the ones who want a rock to wind a string around
theMANHATTANreject
The took our forks!!
Wankathon
It's funny how the left suddenly supports the 2nd ammendment
rdubsquared
This post is so true think of the guns rights votes that always go red when they align somewhere in the middle
shinagami091
Sounds like the absurd claim that democrats want to take away Republicans guns.
MrJwinkyface
No one needs armor piercing, 8 pronged pitchforks for “farming”
DarwinsWeasel
MATA - Make America Toolist Again!
aleardie
That would be terrifying on a hat given the context
DarwinsWeasel
The context allows me subtleties the reality does not.
aleardie
Damn babe I was not prepared for that response.
YourHem0rrhoid
Make America Have Lots of Pitchforks Again!
rcraigsmith9000
Torches I say torches!!!
MrJwinkyface
Torches to see that change
LiveAnotherDave
#MAHLOPA
DirtyImmaturePottymouthedSmartass
Polearms, a welcome addition to any riot!
NaughtButOne
It's absolutely infuriating how few people realize this is what drives every major division in society.
Mikae84
And the ones who do are being attacked because "they are not on our side" claims.
Hybris51129
This is missing the part where the poor demand the rich give them a cookie and the rich give the poor the middles cookie.
coffeebot9000
They want to take my pitchtorch away!?!?
darkbluegeneswilderhorses
"They're coming for your second amendment!" - literally Trump on Twitter
secretoaster
Wow fuck those guys
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
"Pitchtorch"? Now that's some Terraria-tier shit. Dont even have to give up a helmet slot and set bonus for that stupid miner's hat.
coffeebot9000
Lol, I’m just glad someone noticed. +1
Retromorphic
Yeah because you're going to take our torches you bastards!
nothingelsetodo
Typical torch behavior. They’re all the same.
Paoloc0mments
The founding fathers didn’t consider you might have a fully automatic, high precision, superdeath pitchfork in the future.
arijamygoddess
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Fucking torch people, always making the area dirty with their smoke.
Kleinstlebewesen
https://imgur.com/GFeGh4C
Kleinstlebewesen
https://imgur.com/0uzxcBL
Grimmrog
they wanna make torchforks of course.
Frigididator
"Hell ya we want to take your pitchfork!" Robert Francis O'ye-olde-village
hellsgunslinger
They took er jerbs!!!!
MrJwinkyface
Pitchfork control now!
BreenW
No-one needs a 4 prong pitchfork
Markieh
-----= come at me!
EuphCat
----ㅌ more spike the better
Markieh
----E wider spike setup for more efficiency
Bubbertubs
A good guy with a torch can stop a bad guy with a pitchfork.
DarwinsWeasel
Pitchforks don't kill people...
3lv3n
Yeah its the liberal use of torches!
peruvianfightingmidgets
Screw you! Dont take my torch!
obsoleteattribute
Then both sides realized they were protected under the 2nd amendment and voted the liberals out.
AlaskanX
Most of the liberals Donny told you to hate like guns too, we just don’t see the need to take them to the grocery store with us.
MrJwinkyface
And then rioters get torches
obsoleteattribute
Awwwww, how cute....you'll grow up one of these days.
Xaldyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwSts2s4ba4
MrJwinkyface
I’m an old man, I stopped growing a long time ago
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Only up, side to side is another matter.
obsoleteattribute
You stopped growing a long time ago? That explains a lot.
MrJwinkyface
Once I hit 6” she could not take anymore.....
DarwinsWeasel
Old men get wise from experience, they don't need to grow their penis's.
darthstormer
Until both sides come together, and strap torches to the pitchforks. Not sure if it makes them any more dangerous, but scarier at least.
manhands
What’s powerful about that is coming together.
muhahailaughed
And even more realizing we're one.
icyanddicey
"Until both sides come together" Each side reads this "Until those unreasonable fucks decide to drop their shitty ideas and accept ours"
WhoHim
Unless they can find a 3rd to focus on... at least for a while.
FourLegsGood
BLM are already turning on socialists. Despite MLK being both.
eg842000
What does major league kickball have to do with the Bureau of land management???