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My roommate had a heart attack a few days ago, caused by a heart graft failure. He's an awesome guy and a great roommate. I'm worried about him. He's waiting for emergency heart surgery. He occasionally browses Imgur and I'd love it if he came across this post and saw some love he got from the Imgur community while he recovers!
meandmycrap
All the best
YaHeardTurdFerguson
I may never meet you, but I love you. And I hope you pull through.
Harryurhandsrfreezing
Surprise! You're on Imgur! Get well soon!
metalfoto
Well its kinda extreme way to reach fp! Sure, get well. Just asking, its ur roommate allowed to drink bear after heart attack?
SteelePig
You can dooo eet!! -A. Schwarzenegger
ladyhornwinkle
When he comes out of surgery, I'll send him nudes
sundaymondayhippyday
JSteady331
Get well soon!
ThisIsMyNewUsernameLol
That’s a shitty hand to be dealt. Sorry to hear this and I’ll keep him in my thoughts. Wishing for a speedy recovery!
Kopar
There's a good joke in here somewhere about favoriting this post or not. I'm too tired for it. Just upvote and laugh
kenfl127
Good luck to you!
bartman2014
No wanking allowed, sends the heart monitors crazy, puts a funny look on your face when the drs rush in with crash carts too
Mavgurian
Is that a viable career path? Hospital masturbation observer in cardiology?
ultraronbun
Turn that frown upside down, roommate. But I get it.
HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere
Sending healthy-heart vibes his way.
melshot
Lol what is that from??
HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere
I think Hercules? Kevin Sorbo....?
Rookthebaggins
JaclynV
Get better!
AStrongFemaleCharacter
Lumari
Stay strong!! You got this!!!
SteakForPresident
Be strong dog. You got this
DChrisSmith
Hang in there buddy!
sahdad
Sausage and beans.
HitachiMagicWand
You're 100× better than any roommate I ever had. Good luck to you both.
43rdpresident
Godspeed with a healthy recovery.
heebiejeepie
It sucks to be sick but you're young and strong.
Eppie0216
Praying for you brother..!! Stay strong and positive.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
"Hey man... so, about the rent..."
squirrelkng
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Maybe a sodium filled sprite isn't the best for a heart attack victim???
SeattleStreet
Agreed! Plus why aren't there more monitors hooked up to this guy?
werbetjr
Could be OP's sprite.
azarza
Two sprites..
SeattleStreet
Not only that, but there are zero comment replies from op. Fake news.
DaPreacher
I hope you have a hearty recovery!
zootch
patakunkku
This pun strikes straight to my heart
shimmComputerWrecker
die
DaPreacher
I love you too. :)
pookieeatworld
It is my privilege to extend a Laurel and hearty handshake to our new... ni----.....
nyerguds
I always upvote Mel Brooks movie quotes.
Affray
UsernameAttempted
CatsandDnD
I remember seeing the video about this. That is just too uncomfortably close... *shudders*
overjay
Aw shit, son, I watched it twice before I noticed where did he pulled that thing out
UsernameAttempted
LOL Me too.
legolasmyeggolas
Hearty har har
SatoriAnne
Mockingbirb
*sigh* +1
DidItForScience
How hearty? Like coming back with four functional hearts hearty? Healthy as a horse hearty? Maybe grandma's family stew recipe hearty?
BernieMittens
ISenseAChallenger
Doombot1
Get out.
43rdpresident
Get off imgur Dad.
Phenome
Who is this "Imgur Dad" and why should i get off him?
nvsfg
As a Dad myself I must condemn your comment.
Mockingbirb
*granddad
PiedEsquilax
Most elaborate plan to put off washing his goddamned dishes in the sink I've ever heard of. I admire his commitment. Feel better soon though
MatamanOrKrungle
TheGuyWhoStoppedLurking
Im dead bro
pyrrhlis
He almost was too
Mockingbirb
+1 for username
pyrrhlis
Greyeyes1973
Don't jerk off connected to the heart monitor!
Beegottani101
I hope he sees this
ggp06
Speaking from past experience?
DictatorGui
Or do jerk it and record the response. Then it's classified as science
UsernameAttempted
I did. I went into the restroom. Nurse came and asked if I was okay. I finished. .
Boatsntoes
They don't care if you warn the nurse first.
Communik8
This is a thing...it looks like v-tach
puppysmuggler
V-tach kicked in yo!!!
Monka42
I wear a holter pretty much constantly....it just looks like you're running or something, not like a fucked up heart.
GamestopDorito
Why would it look like vtach? Do the P waves get stuck in the boner?
Ellliottt
QRS having a threesome.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Favorite comment of the day.
FuckMeFuckYou
He's waiting for emergency heart surgery. I think jerkin' it is the last thing on his mind. Maybe not the last but def not the 1st or 2nd.
TheJazzJackrabbit
Now list the things on my mind!
KomodoKill
Not the last def
Steelballsofstill
1. Vagina 2. Tits 3. How to remove heart monitor
narsbee
The only time I saw this in my 9 yr nurse career was w a pt after a heart attack. Only hours after his heart cath too -- awkward as F
DarkSock
You don't know him
Reconcephelafacon
Am tele tech, can confirm the nurse and i will bust in on you. Ive seen it three times so far
Syrupdrizzler
Did anyone finish?
Reconcephelafacon
Nah, when we see a heartrate go from about 70 to 140 in 90 seconds we tend to get in there pretty quick
Daemon7777
That sounds like a challenge to me!
screamingshits
did you point and laugh or lecture them or what?
Reconcephelafacon
I wouldnt because im sure its embarassing but i make a point to tell them i noticed a huge spike in hr. They do it in shower after that
YerDadSellsAvon
but what if I want to get caught
Reconcephelafacon
We will know when we see you. Please just dont continue when we get there
YerDadSellsAvon
maintain eye contact, assert dominance
VincintheG
Risky. I like it!
shibbytothelibby
I did this in the shower. In my defense I was admitted for weeks. When I got out a nurse was waiting with a disappointed glare on her face.
Beegottani101
At least she didn't have to change your cum sheets
shibbytothelibby
"You OK?" "S-sure" "Your heart rate was 180" "Oh really? Wow odd".
Mavgurian
Disappointed because you did not ask for her help?
shibbytothelibby
Probably! Damn, why can I never pick up on things like that. Smh
fuzzymcbutterball
Quick while he is in the hospital eat his leftovers in the fridge!
noReallyIamPrincessBob
No, no, clean the fridge out. That shit is two years old!
KyrosXIII
I feel like this crossed over with that one post about people eating hospice food...
PaulHolioTheGreat
And shag his girlfriend
Beegottani101
Omgosh calm down
Trubador
I think you mean comfort his girlfriend......with your penis
Harryurhandsrfreezing
Savage
skorpz
50% chance he wont be coming back for them anyways...
JSBM
I definitively don't want you to be my doctor.
Draxedz
Amen to that
pwnnubz6
Look who doesn't get invited to parties.
FrontPageWorthyMate
2 times the glory
skorpz
Ha two times negative makes it positive. Guess who got tons of party invitations because of this mistake.
pwnnubz6
Look who doesn't get invited to parties.
FrontPageWorthyMate
2 times the glory
skorpz
Ha two times negative makes it positive. Guess who got tons of party invitations because of this mistake.
Primaltiguere
And drink his beer.
SnartHelg
also fuck his sister
samsonguy920
Didn't Bill Pullman do that with Sandra Bullock?
NZSheeps
It's a nice romantic comedy. There was no shagging actual or implied, thank you very much you one balled, bastard!
SnartHelg
go big or go home
NZSheeps
That's what his sister said