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Jun 25, 2017 10:16 PM
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Bearchild92
Legit thought that was a little kid until he turned around.
bigbrothersbinary
On my uncles boat in a storm the boat crested a wave and fell faster than me. I landed on the stairs to the galley hard enough I broke them.
ItsMidnightSomewhere
My partner got a collapsed lung doing this. Weak spot on the lung + hard jolt at the wrong time = popped breathing aparatus.
Bblaedzz
That happened to me one time accept it was an anchor...i broke the floor.
olian04
Double jumping
itsanuglyplanetabugplanet
To double jump press o and on the highest point press o again
isjoaos
refugees skills
MikeMai84
I did something similar to this while halibut fishing. Except i didnt fly, Boat slammed and i sprained both ankles. RIP
BirdmanSucked
Annnnd hard right turn
lakedias
Thanks for the laugh
AmyWesterbank
You know how in dreams or that heart attack second where you don't quite touch the ground? This is a perfect video of that effect. I know...
lateksilassi
Zero gravity!
WeinerMobile
hoffbox
This is how my mom messed up her back.
johnnyratbastard
My knees hurt just watching that landing.
112864
do you leg day bru?
johnnyratbastard
Not as often as I should it seems bru.
MumblingSaint
InterGalacticPresidentSuperstarMcAwesomeville
Rotholia
carlijo
I'm just staring at the socks.
bilgetea
Looks like he's been scuba diving.
xOrangethunder
He even dabs at the end
SkeletonRecruiter
Yes, those leg bones are strong! You should consider a career in the Skeleton Army. Enlist today & receive a bonus of 5 gallons of milk!
JahNoodles
Did he just fly?
Munchman347
Cresting the 30 foot rollers out to Block Island would float anything not tied down, crew included!...
gooblegobbleoneofus
Like the Cape area Block island? Currently in the CG and we get some air sometimes going there
WayfindingGuy
AH, a fellow Puddle Pirate! Former BM3
shankycat
Cape area? That's Rhode Island, son. I know they're a little close but RI is too small to have any of our land co-opted.
YourUnderpantsIsCripsy
When did Kaepernick cut his hair ?
TexasBornTexasBread
Does he have half a scissor in his ass?
thisismybraintalking
Looks like.
MarslingOnEarth
You don't??
112864
or an opened back pocket
TexasBornTexasBread
Is that a euphemism?
112864
just some realism
NiklasSkur
sourcandy
My brain superimposed a sound to this gif.
paul289
All I can hear is the clouds and sun from The Holy Grail animation sequence: "Stayyyyy UP! Stayyyyy UP! Stayyyyy UP!"
jenileabedelia
I think it's the light reflecting on the inside of his leg. This is Miyazaki not Disney.
s3nd
Totoroooo
zanerbot
Physics is phun.
tastethefeeling
Until a small piece of metal slams in your face at 1324 meters per second
AOCsUnshavenChode
I was waiting for knee locking followed by a hyperextension
TheRealDeanWinchester
did u hurt your self when it came back down
SomewhatSarcastic
Imgur has spoiled us
hand2glandkombat
Bye bye ACL
TheePerfectComment
He could star in a kung fu movie
Rockageddon
This was probably the farthest long jump in history. speed + airtime + distance...
... = Long AF..
canicomethrough
After watching big boss and zombieland one weekend I dreamt hordes of zombies were surrounding me and I would just jump away like Bruce Lee
TheePerfectComment
canicomethrough
Now I'll probably have a nightmare that I'm hanging off the side of skyscraper while Bruce Lee tries to swat me off like a bug.
Vandaliam
Crouching jumper, hidden boatman.
soundmateyeah
Fucks sake haha
katsuemalibu
stuck the dismount.
vesuviusfurnace
In the navy, I once bench pressed 500 lbs on an upswell
akaHighway
I bet going back down was fun..
icelandicsealbear
How to crush your chest in ten seconds or less.
scuttleKrab
How'd you handle the down part
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
Ded
yzrocketman
Spotters
wafflesandpuppies
Gravity
vitfall
My guess is very suddenly.
GeneralBullshit
He is an amputee from the chest and down
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
Not so swell
BalfMalark
broken sternum
sirdieselny
very carefully
youkilledbutterstuff
he ded, ghost post
dovebair
Lololol ghost post
swoneill
Ghost post coast to coast
Truthfulbuttcheek
Space coast post to ghost
vesuviusfurnace
Chief told me I wasn't allowed to let it back down
scuttleKrab
Probably for the best
HurricaneShade
Did that on a Navy ship and landed 5 feet from where I started.
BanThisIfYouDare
So you won 3 feet in the process?
CHiLL562
Use to try to touch the overhead by the deck office up forward.
DanceFiendStrapS
Ouch!!!!
Gruntingsince1775
Anchor room?
rexjellis
Proof or it didn't happen.
Britich
I did that too and landed on my face.
VajrapaniP
that's really not that bad, you should check out long distance jumping. Those people clear like 13 feet easy.
SpeakerToMeat
I held on to dear life not to do that on a passenger ship on the thermal undercurrent waters near Grenada
ISenseAChallenger
To do the what on the what at the where now?
SonderingStrike
Thermal Undercurrent (Water moving a different direction under the surface, creates turbulence) near Granada (South Spain)
SpeakerToMeat
Grenada, a Caribbean island, but yeah. Undercurrent created by a volcanic island near Grenada generates lots of waves so ships bounce up
SpeakerToMeat
And down like crazy. I was above deck and holding like crazy not to bounce off ship
t0x1c1T
Did it on there ferry to Squim and fell off i actually thought i was going to die i was so scared man
t0x1c1T
That water was so cold
TickleMyPickleForANickel
BS man. Those waters are tame af.
t0x1c1T
It was the wake of a big taxi boat and the jump wasnt that big but for some reason i slipped (there was something on the deck) and 1/2
t0x1c1T
2/2 went under the rail of the ferry
TickleMyPickleForANickel
Apologies for my rudeness
Sordiy
Where you at a windy area because your moving at the same speed of the ship unless ta speeding up or the wind is fast I don't think it's pos
Rakint
Assuming he didn't jump forward or to the left or right on accident
schmooz
Really, -19 for this comment??
Thatsnothowthisworks
Air resistance + wind I'd assume
kgiraffe
Why would you continue to move forward at the same velocity as the ship?
johnson21
Ask Galileo.
swellfie
If you jump inside the aisle of a schoolbus, you won't land 5 seats back - you stay in place because you're also moving at that speed.
bugeyetex
Ever been on a plane?
Dannyzlot
Law of conservation of momentum
Starvegal
Well you're already moving as fast as the ship is, so unless there was a significant force slowing you, you'd keep moving that fast
BurgerSquid
Significant force implying wind/etc
TylerDunkleberger
The wind around you isnt moving at that speed so the moment his feet leave the ground hes slowing down compared to the movement of the ship.
Sordiy
Wow I got disliked into oblivion how come?
Rotmaster
Because you were right but people liked the lie more than the truth
Sordiy
I'm the truth imgur needs but it deserves lies!
eldorel
At 20+knots, there's a lot of "wind" just from the ship moving forward through the air. Add a headwind, and you can almost fly.
BurgerSquid
I would love that
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Yeah, doesn't sound terrifying at all.
Cooter961relaxitsakindofturtle
Good ole focsle jumping!!!!
judeseamus1972
Loved leaning into the wind coming over the bow on the flight deck.
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stickitinuryolo
You have gayslexia.
onegiantsizedshitbitchbear
Gaysexya
acertainjenesaisquoi
Isn't the flight deck usually back aft on a ship?
judeseamus1972
This is true for small combatant ships, but flight deck of an aircraft carrier covers everything from bow to stern and port to starboard.
acertainjenesaisquoi
Fair point, hadn't considered that onr.
TheSwedishCryptid
I did that once (just a regular ship ) I flew into the wall.
dandydust
you flew into the bulkhead*
TheSwedishCryptid
If there is a house-like building on the ship (Like the cruise boats) are they not called walls?
IFavouriteCuteStuff
How? Did you jump forwards?
TheSwedishCryptid
It was when I was a little kid and it was storm-classified wind and I had baggy clothes.