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Sep 29, 2017 7:22 PM
TheGreatAndPowerfulTurtle
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SlightlyDodgy
You need to add a weapon, perhaps a blood stained axe handle (soak part in cow or pig blood). And wrap it in part in an old rug or mat. ????
snaek
Favourited so I can link this when I'm browsing imgur as a grandpa and some guy is posting about this
Munchman347
Leave it exposed, dress it in tattered black pants, white shirt and black tie, then tuck a bible under one arm. Might slow the pests...
IveSeenYourButthole
I'm doing this from now on.
TexasBaconMan
Put clothes on it
Tomatotomatoface
News: “ local man finds bones of Jimmy Hoffa under his porch! Still waiting on DNA results.” At 11
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
That isn't the original caption...
chillFlamingo
Wait hold on... we're doing that with fake plastic skeletons? Why didn't anybody tell me that before... shit
shrimpsnacker
swoman1023
That's a wonderful idea!! Let us know how that turns out. We'll be right here...waiting patiently
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
wandergeist
Ooh, I'm about to get the water heater in my crawspace replaced. Now I know what I'll put behind it to greet the workers.
GoingToTheCountry
I in construction and I think I might start doing this when I build enclosed covered up places
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Go to a university or something, buy a real one.
Contundo
It's only like 5k
hardytardigrade
"Where do you find skeletons at the dollar store?" There's usually at least one behind the register
Conservativenightmare13
Good idea, but the gravestones give it away and ruin it.
Vladimirtod1
I hope this man is 100% okay with having his door kicked in in the future
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Probably realize it is fake before doors are kicked
TheGrunk
AtsaMattaForYou
https://imgur.com/n4BSmOC
cuddlydingo
Not all heros wear capes. +1, good sir
PirateDentist
I bought big skeleton on clearance last year. The time approaches for him to don his aviators and ride shotgun in my car all month.
MotokoKusinagi
From last week. Headline: "The last porch lasted 90 years, so will have to wait until 2107 for this to pay off." Still good though.
kniveschow
Totally read that as 2017. Was confused as fuck for a good minute...
MotokoKusinagi
Ah! You are also a fellow sufferer of what I like to call "Selective Dyslexia." It sure is funny sometimes. Other times, it's trouble.
MotokoKusinagi
And actually, you made me second guess myself - I had to look at my comment 2 or 3 times to make sure I didn't type it as 2017. You ass ;-p
IRuinTheWorld
Add some raggy clothes on it maybe break some bones. Go for some authenticity people!
CaptainMiffles
it's made of plastic
semicircle
Plot twist: there's a real body buried under the fake skeleton.
TheVampireDante
Further twist: Store bought one's a real Skeleton too, it's the former owner of the store.
Haldark
I have a filled-in well under my back deck... I now want to do this but have it "trying" to claw it's way out. That and add a busted cell.
CapitalNick
If the dollar store plastic doesn't deteriorate first.
EmmyHearts
It's plastic
BuffCookie
You'd be shocked at how long buried plastic can last.
Djkb6718
The war of bones approaches, prepare thine selves
theIndianaJonesofRandomMode
What's the matter Andy!? Don't you wanna have some fun!?
bloodtypeinfinity
MmmNO!
ChucklePuss
MrPredator
Doot, Doot, motherfucker...
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Thebaelish
Repost of a reddit post. rip
WTFstockphotos
It goes deeper than reddit ... https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/71usxd/my_old_front_porch_floor_lasted_97_years_by_my/dndv6kw/
rocketturttle
this started as a facebook post, actually
OpieWinstonliveson
as is tradition
CracksisT
so it is
jinxedchaos
And then the murders began.
Banananutmuffins
See when I left my house, I left An old stash of playboys in a hidden bathroom compartment. As is tradition in the men's restroom.
pptninja
What a wonderful day for Canada and therefore the world
JeepersMedia
Left under new rug for next owners to find
Counterfit
I hope that wasn't red paint, because that will fool nobody
internallyscreamingforever
Could put some smudges on the underside of the rug
yomancs
As the princess scrapes the pudding
stabbert3
and the Prince pulls her arm from its socket...as is tradition
Vlaatu
And now... Yes, yes! He's shoving it up his own ass!
Ekibwurm
so the prophecy fortold
SovereignPhantasmia
In this economy?
ThePornhubTitle
And then the murders began
SolKargin
Great. Now my coworkers are looking me for laughing at this
skooksies
You tell them to give you back your preposition this instant
JeepersMedia
Skrap85
Sounds like you need a new deck with the old co-workers to be discovered in 30 years
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Pro tip: dig a hole 8 feet deep, place bodies of co-workers in, fill in 2 feet, add large dead dog, fill in rest.
ThrottleJesus
This has been spread around so much that if I ever unearth a dead dog, I'm digging another 6 feet.
WinstonChurchmountain
And then you'll be on what could very well be the wrong e d of a police investigation.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Expert tip: place large section of pipe with electrical warning between dog and co workers
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Professional Tip: don't post suggestions on covering up hypothetical murders on a imgur, it's just sloppy trail of evidence.