Seriously. Fuck you

Bear with with me this is a rant... MANY CURSE WORDS AHEAD

To the pussy fucking assholes that cased out our house in your shitty fucking green suv from like the fucking 90s and waited for my roommate and my boyfriend ('the boys' as you so fucking eloquently put it) to leave before proceeding to try and come through my basement window as I was doing makeup and watching KOSDFF trolling videos. Were you frightened to see my face in the basement window? Sure fucking looked like it when you ran back to that same shitty suv and took off down the alley.

Took you a bit to decide to come back didn't it? I could tell you were too fucking scared to come back to fight this defenseless girl when your bumpy baby faced friend came through the front door and downstairs with that shiny intimidation technique you threatened to shoot me with. Who the fuck is stupid enough to rob a house with a fucking rifle at 1 in the afternoon in Canada. You little fucking bitches destroy the pride I have being Canadian by going against everything it means to be one.

As I got ushered into the living room by the wannabe 'Madchild' looking motherfucker I was again greeted by your sunken ugly face, and the can of bearmace you had. Obviously they don't trust you with a gun, fuck if I was your boss I wouldn't want you holding anything actually dangerous either. I can't believe you took the piece of shit xbox one, 360, laptop, my projector, my FUCKING BROKE ASS SCREEN SAMSUNG S 3 (thats how i could tell you were fucking idiots) and my goddamn empty grinder. I haven't even been able to smoke pot in a week, and I sure as fuck can't buy more smokes. Which you also took, for fuck knows what reason. It was no name smokes off the reserve that cost 40 a fucking carton since I'm already strapped for cash and now I'm not going to be able to even buy food and i still havent been able to eat since the incident.

Let's not mention the shit you stole from my roommates, since everything I list off will just make you seem more fucking idiotic.

I still don't know exactly what the fuck you wanted but I know you're a piece of shit. I've talked to the cops, I got your plate (and found out it didn't match the vehicle) but I have a photographic memory from working in retail and liquor stores so I know how to identify a bitch to a tee. Didn't wear gloves? Trust me I KNOW and even police have taken in everything you touched for prints. We have serial numbers for most shit you stole so at the very least it's all USELESS to you :)

It took years for me and my boyfriend to aquire every bit of technology you stole. Hard work, something you obviously don't understand.

I just can't wait til at least one of the ways I imagined gutting you gets carried out because you decide to piss off your boss or someone that can actually defend themselves since you decided you needed 4 guys and a gun to take on one defenseless half dressed female.

There's so much heat on my house right now you could have a fucking barbecue. Good luck bitches.

Fuck you very much.

tl;dr
Got robbed on a sunny afternoon by 4 guys with bear mace and a rifle. Took everything. Waited til my boyfriend was at work and my roommates were gone. Fuck...