Isbjorn
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Feb 23, 2018 12:44 AM
Isbjorn
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deanvaliant
Man that Duck had some long coversations
DodderingCommandant97
More like “stolen dreams”
ImCrappinYouNegative
Mostly excellent. Mostly.
sonnyballz
The last one is the best.. only because I can’t remember the other ones
Konnee
I have the book #1 is from
thePawnMower
Dog doesn't need to go the vet, he's just a little board.
FoxyEllie
#8 does it have to be a part I already have? There's lots of answers for parts I don't already have.
discollama
What is this? FRESH NEW MEMES?? Is such a thing even possible?!
EroticZombiePants
Grow the heart. You can sell it for hundreds of thousands of dollar to the donation system.
Snuggletummy
Looks like this dump had a good ass phone conversation.
Undroid19
I'd grow a prehensile tail.
silverDistortioN
I'm playing this game where I pick a random word to see how long it takes to pop up. You used my word! 2 days.
Maldraek
Solid dump
Maldraek
I appreciate its brevity
fairybug
#1 I see what Jew did there.
thegoodmorningburger
Looks like that duck had a good ass phone conversation
BringInTheJake
Looks like that duck had a good ass phone conversation.
daURLfieldcanonlycontainlettersandnumbers
Looks like it had 2 good ass phone conversations
quetzman
#22 hits hard, bro
BlackavarLion
It is almost like they would rather see dead children than to do anything meaningful.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
You could be like me and just not give a shit about the children. Or people in general. But dogs are cool.
Zcarsnarl
Except children are not good places to seek advice on policy and law. You can be sympathetic to what they survived but understand that.
daURLfieldcanonlycontainlettersandnumbers
Yes, better look for advice on private corporations that just look for their profit and don't care about your well being
owlest
#2 this picture was literally just put up by the artist like yesterday
OPMCGEE
#1 is the Brazen Bull. https://youtu.be/C7B3DrxH8rA
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OPMCGEE
That’s for the correction.. but not downvoting.
Hound0602
The 2nd image here has been my wallpaper on my pc for years..
AxelBeingCivil
Going to Africa to build homes is actually not a good idea unless you're a trained builder. You're better off donating to a good charity.
MacClay
Generally when you go to Africa to build homes, you are just doing the grunt work for an actual trained builder.
AxelBeingCivil
It's still better to send money, since they can then hire locals, putting money into the local economy.
MacClay
I agree. Assuming it's a real, honest charity, obviously.
AxelBeingCivil
That's why you do your research ahead of time. There's a bunch of good ones out there. Microloan groups are great too.
doctormlem
#2 Where can i find the original?
Hiws
Hiws
Flipped -
Nuclearss1
I had the same question. Alas, I have found: https://wlop.deviantart.com/art/Guard-578845362
FirePrinceZuzu
alas (interj.) Used to express sorrow, regret, grief, compassion, or apprehension of danger or evil.
ImJustAPanda
Looks like that duck had a good as phone conversation.
zaboomy1
#3 proposing with a cock ring.
Playmaker101
With #8 I would still go with the extra heart, because then I’m a Time Lord bitch
DBSOempathy
#2 that’s not how that works.
Kaitou
Shh. Let him BELIEVE!
KhalFrodo
I doubt the creator thinks it is, pretty sure it’s just a play off of the surveillance meme.
Nuclearss1
The creator: https://wlop.deviantart.com/art/Guard-578845362
addledPunster
Every time I see that piece of art, I think "They're probably mad at her because she outlawed bread again."
sendmeshirtlesskylorenmemes
that's the joke
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Make that a VPN and I'm more inclined to believe it.
ChuckWeiss
The only person that incognito mode will hide your browsing habits from is yourself.
newsguycraigevans
Let people believe
Eilonwyy
I use incognito mode to read WaPo articles without paying for them, lol.
DoctorWh0m
I recently realized this trick too but for NYT
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Excellent
AcornHero
sonic the hedgehog is an echidna.
lordbullvine
Image #2 is fantastic
sarzaya
I don’t get #13 . The creepy, super smiley guy.
undead4life
It's a photoshoped image of Guy Fieri.
TheRealCrimesJohnson
I think it’s Guy Fieri, clean shaven with normal hair. A creepy super smiley Guy.
undead4life
It's a photoshop
PirateFroglet
I saw the 'original' the other day, someone photoshopped Fieri to look more wholesome and it broke tumblr/
SuperTacticalSandwich
That last one is brilliant
SpreadEagleSmeagol
herpesfreesince93
I did the same thing, except I've never had a girlfriend. It just makes me feel better.
illegalacorn
#26
Downvote4Love
Woah, thanks. You saved me SO much scrollinh
JabberMoxie
She'll be finding an excuse to call him in no time. That's just super villain level thinking.
SuperTacticalSandwich
Elon Musk level thinking
PompatusOfLove
Or, you can move on and don't give a fuck anymore about your ex?
epicosity
Downvote... no one wants to hear that! Although it is the best advice.
SuperTacticalSandwich
Sometimes its fun to throw a little torture back at them
Wilth
And miss a chance to be extremely petty... I know what Captain Planet would do
undead4life
Somebody has a severe misunderstanding of what "incognito mode" actually does...
Isbjorn
I bet you're fun at parties.
undead4life
How does pointing out that incognito mode doesn't shield your history from ISPs & government agencies, make me a prude in your eyes?
Isbjorn
undead4life
No, see; jokes are funny. Example: You are an awful lot like a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.
Isbjorn
Cool story bro
undead4life
Also, I'm only kinda fun at parties. Typically I'm a lot more entertaining afterwards.
Greymalum
That last one.. I finally signed out all devices and changed passwords, to hell with that vindictive cunt.
Enoan
My roommate gave me her ex boyfriends parents Netflix account.
callmethelizardqueen
You kids, upset cause the ex uses your Netflix. I had an ex use my long distance card to call his new gf: from DC to LA. Daily. Got my phn
Greymalum
I likely older than you.
callmethelizardqueen
Bill and freaked.
McKavian
did you get any money back or did you have to eat it?
OliverClothesoff70
No idea what she did to deserve that, but you do sound a teensy bit vindictive yourself.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
How about not log off his account and get her own? This shit ain't free.
Greymalum
A-fucking-men. Like why we gotta pay for you to chill with your bf. Let him pay for that shit, assholes.
jesterjay
Tell that to the ice cream man.
Some1OnceToldMe
Right? When did "cunt" become a reasonable insult for a woman that the commenter knowns literally 0% about?
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Always has been.
Greymalum
If you want to meet her to decide, be my guest. To see what I mean, best to see her upset in a restaurant or retail setting, or her parents
McKavian
I think I'll take you for your words, buddy.
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
The guy that said "cunt" was referring to his own ex.
Greymalum
Yes, and I stand by my choice of words.
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
He's the one that knew the woman. He wasn't blindly calling someone a cunt. I won't say I agree but I think he might have his reasons.
trolzilalol
Don't be the kind of person who thinks cunt is wrong to say but dick is perfectly fine.....
Greymalum
Exactly. Australia pretty much dubs you cunt on entry of the country, so there are worse words.