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Dec 23, 2016 11:56 PM
TheGoodStuffx100
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LKolby
You're blind cousin is Johny Depp?
FloppyTheFighter
He looks stoned af
tdawgcatfish
That puppy looks really content.
TheRagingDuelist
That's just kinda mean though lol...
waddjasay
thas adorable
possumK
I'm relevant! Most of them are basically weird looking dogs anyhow.
thewhifflingtit
The land mammal with the most teeth in North America! 50 teeth. To compare, humans have 32, dogs have 42.
TheVakarian
I think your rat has autism.
bomboy23
Is his name "the force"?
AdorableTinyKitties
Tbh they're actually kinda cute.
SarahKercz
It's so cute
Karluuu
When did Johnny Depp go blind???
TheFullLength
And how is he OP's cousin?!
stabaracadabara
I want one. So fucking badly.
alphatranny
Which one is your cousin?
sundaymondayhippyday
AdrianDunne
I'd be fine with them if they didn't have the bare tail.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Used to have a pet possum named Gladys. Was actually a pretty good pet, but we raised it from a baby so's it wasn't as hissy and bitey.
Bukuroshi
HatLord
Good show
ifuckinlovemycat
This scene had me in tears
HippopAnonymous
I just watched this episode an hour ago!!
HypocriticalBastard
I need to watch this show
VLCisacone
Yes...you do. It gets better with each and every season
iSellTeenyTinyFireEngineRedBabyCoffins
Andy Samberg is so fucking amazing
psychopsychopsychologist
Anyone know where it can be found?
cataleap
It's on Hulu. Show is Brooklyn 99. It's a comedic police show. Amazing.
DavidRoland
I used to have a possum
PavlovianProgramming
What's it like to have one as a pet?
DavidRoland
not much different from having a cat, honestly. easier to litter train
deadinsidesince1832
He looks so happy to have a 'dog'
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
That adorable little furball is even better than a dog! <3
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Is that banana that they can't seem to chew?
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Yis
TheQuinton
Pretty bird. Pretty bird.
ZleepyKiwi
Are you sure he just doesn't think dogs are too main stream?
FrankiesGirl
Possums smell pretty funky. I work with a wildlife rescue and they are truly little stinkers (I still think they are cute as hell tho).
Janusha
Thats not a... oooh.
imlookingformydad
Has he seen my dad?
MightyZephyr
What kind of dog is that?
ElbowdeepinElmo
It's a Carcharodon carcharias which is still very rare. Nearly extinct in 2009 but today numbers are rising again.
UnculturedPotato
I think it has autism
TheGoodStuffx100
An Oreo cookie
SilverKytten
It's a trash puppy.
billburrwalderama
Source: FP
sundaymondayhippyday
jet73
Pretty bird.
njullpointer
oh god, I understood that reference. not sure if that makes me old or hella old.
everythingsgoingdownmillhouse
Our pet's heads are falling off, we gotta get outta here loyd.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
LargeVarge
I just thought he was really quiet.
CatPianist
I actually think they are cute.
EarElephant
I actually think your parents dropped you as a child
Rightmeowok
They creep me out, remind me of those big creepy things from The Princess Bride
NoOne428
Australian possums are cuter
Veinyp3n15
They don't think you are.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Pretty mild in my experience.
HtownFreethinker
Many years ago I actually had a friend who looked like a opossum!
0hmymymy
I have one who looks like a hammerhead shark. You sorta have to choose which eye to look at.
HtownFreethinker
Wow really, is he like my friend? He was funny looking and short, but man he could get the girls!
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
That thing is not cute. A true possum is cute:
RosesareredvioletsareblueIseenippleyoudoto
Found the Aussie
TheDejectedEntourage
Nah mate our possums are way different, much more placid in nature and to look at
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
America called, they want their possums back.
HypocriticalBastard
They're an ugly cute.
Aerogers
Had one longer than 3 feet in a tree outside my house it winked
SamSquanch148
I think they're cute cute. Their faces are so pudgy.
hillbillyal
Like this?
HypocriticalBastard
Exactly
InboxMeYourBeards
They're adorable babies
StStingray
Mean as hell though.
dex2775
The Australian ones, yeah. The American ones, not so much, nah.
dragonracer76
They're cute until they grow up and get bitey and stink to high Hell.
peridotite
They're not so cute when you find one stuck under your porch at 5 am. Sounded like a damn puma.
BlastedSand
I was walking to my old apartment's mailboxes one night and as I strolled past a retaining wall I heard the hiss of a small demon 1/?
BlastedSand
Right next to my god damn head. Looked over and there was a fucking possum laying in a god damn eye level bush six inches from me 2/3
BlastedSand
snarling with it's terrifying little teeth. I nearly shot the fucking thing. 3/3
SpitefulRed
They're harmless though- plus they act as nature's garbage men, cleaning up rotten fruit, insects, other dead things and whatnot
BH5432
They are cute so long as they are well maintained and taken care of. Its the wild ones that are malnourished n shit that are scary AF.
parryblockandrepost
I pulled one out of a lady's undercarriage one time
Lavatoryman
Kinky
CoughCoughItsOnlyTB
Why is my dog hissing and nocturnal...?
JohnnieTheShrubber
Name of your first sex tape.
mtoso
Wow that just made me wonder if blind people have a circadian rhythm?
GerberLegalTeam
Why does it bite so hard?
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Autism obviously.
goodjobmyfellowman
Vaccine injury
justicecracker
How do you know its Night, blind cousin?
mishalala
.... with a naked tail?
Reignkinge
The night time is *all* the time for blind people so...everything is nocturnal ;)
ImSorryFriend
Show me a blind person who agrees with that and I'll show you someone who has never had sunburn.
justicecracker
Any ginger?
Reignkinge
Ha ! That sir / ma'am is an excellent and logical response. Of course...to show you a blind person's response Imgur needs to be in Braille.