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Source: http://om-nom-berries.tumblr.com/post/164650994937/porg-punt-my-theory-on-why-luke-dislikes-porgs
Oct 10, 2017 4:43 PM
chewbeccar
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Source: http://om-nom-berries.tumblr.com/post/164650994937/porg-punt-my-theory-on-why-luke-dislikes-porgs
metaspy
They are the power luke was talking about - he was referencing ewoks when he said he wasn't afraid before
PmMeGifsForSauce
Funny no ones crying about spoilers yet. Ive seen this image everywhere for the past few days, and I didn't even know the movie was out yet.
disodiumbenzoate
i'd guess they are like many critters that try to steal shiny things, and luke has one fairly shiny hand
pleonidas
Damn that was quick.
FalloutWanderer1
Force Punt!
jdavis1186
https://youtu.be/zkcNLtn2gtk
Awesoman66theCactusLord
livingcheeseburger
Sheldonian
MzPaige
https://m.popkey.co/0767ef/3G5Kk.gif
Astro4545
Thank you for making me laugh, it's brightened my day considerably.
ShaolinWill
So thats why she turns to the dark side
Buck39
fuck the little things and disney's marketing!
neogothic
Beta of the new Angry Jedi game app
HappyEngineer
They already did a couple of Angry Birds: Star Wars games
TheVampireDante
First Order troops building bases and you (as Luke) force throw Porgs at them. Kick happens when you are down to the last Porg that round.
ChildOfThanatos13
Jesus that was fast...
ThisIsNotMyTrueName
Luke's right hand should be robot
DRFUZY
I already hate the porgs.
EarlQuortington
I see he's taking after Boa Hancock.
LuckyTed
My feelings exactly.
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Hutchy01
Not unless a Welsh guy turns up
LuckyTed
My friend doesn’t understand. Could you explain it to him?
Hutchy01
In the UK it's an old joke that the Welsh will have sex with anything on four legs. And rogering is a British euphemism for sex
LuckyTed
Ahhhh my friend knew the part about rogering, not about the Welsh furry fetish though. Thank ya!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Fucking swear 50% of the star wars fandom is always excited the other 50% is bitching
joeyjojosharknado
*Of every fandom*
chewbeccar
I just think it’s a funny comic. And porgs are everywhere where I am. Can’t wait for the film actually!
butteredtoast789
much, much less than 50% bitching but much much more isnt bothering to retort; vocal minority.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I love all the films so idc
BeesechurgerProductions
I've liked everything Star Wars I've ever seen, and I will defend that with my dying breath.
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Yeah baby! Jar Jar: irritating as hell. Darth Maul: fucking badass. Episode 1: good overall
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Same.
Dispari
So everyone's talking about it? Mission accomplished.
TheVampireDante
Then to the fandom, balance, there is.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Ha
TheUpvoteGuyy
Gianttesticlemonster
usersubbordercontrol
What is this, Chewbacca turd?
LegendMasterX
The cgi looks so out of place
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
I don’t like these things they were invented to sell Star Wars merch to kids
OneTrueSaviour
So... everything after a new hope....
Dispari
Like ewoks?
Anthroposapien
That little shit is gonna get them so much money in merch. Well played.
radicalcat
That was exactly what I thought after I got over my initial “SQUEEEEE! so cute”
filthystink
the franchise is already a license to print money . . . why don't they take it seriously?
MrAgnosticman
I'll put money down that this will be the new Jar Jar Binks. A useless character that will somehow matter in story for a ridiculous reason.
chilachinchila
More like ewoks. Characters made to make money.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
I...I like Jar Jar.
ChronicD
It's okay. You're allowed to have bad taste in characters. :)
SneakEFoxxe
Everybody's talking about the merch, and here I am thinking about all the potential this has as a reaction gif
TapMagic
Yeah but it's selling like a good church.....
TapMagic
God* f you auto correct
TheUpvoteGuyy
pantsaflame
Have you seen the fucking mugs
sarahPumpkinPoster
OMG I need this.
thesolamnus
Thats amazing though. Time to get all the merch
cranialpleasure
I am less than pleased one of those things will be around the entire movie
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
It's the new jar jar
LeaderBeans
I can already hear that little kid laugh in the theater, where they basically just scream "HA HA HA HA HA!"
Thisusernameisalreadyinusefuckyou
Everybody bitched about B B 8 in the force awakens trailers and it turned out great. Have some faith.
Habbadax
And here was me thinking I couldn't get any less enthusiastic about the way Disney's handling the franchise
RetroPCS
I'd say better than a gizka but at least you can play peek a boo with them. What fun
AxelordX
I am ashamed to admit that it's ducking aforable.
cranialpleasure
It IS dont get me wrong, its just everytime I see them on screen I expect "BUY THE EXCLUSIVE PLUSHIE NOW!" to pop up on screen
cranialpleasure
That and my pathological hatred for adorable animal sidekicks
Hutchy01
"Don't listen to him Chewie"
CorneliusCornwall
It's this generations ewok
torhs
As long as they don't band together to drive away the First Order, i'm fine with them.
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin
#newjarjar
FaeryVixen
#NOjarjar
Idontwanttomakeanotherusername
It's the character created to be cute to sell cut merch so Disney makes more money.
TacoPrime
Well Jar Jar fail so they need to go back down to small and cute
CorneliusCornwall
Jar jar was supposed to be cute?
wilkins1952
At least he was less creepy than the Ewoks https://imgur.com/ABOems6
DeviousLuxray
He was supposed to be the Anti Yoda.
AxelordX
But it's cuute
CorneliusCornwall
Exactly, it's so damn adorable. I hate it and love it
JohnQPubic
we already have BB-8 hitting that cute quota
AxelordX
Fuck BB-8 he's just a beach ball with a head. This thing is like a hummingbird and a rabbit combined and it's amazing!