Jan 2, 2017 9:28 PM
StudentOfInternationalRelations
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mattdubois
Do you have to squeeze out the pancake batter or does mashing till I got bored count?
secretoaster
My ex-gf's... I mean, it was mutual. She started it.
That's how
hot*
whereisthecakeiwastoldtherewouldbecake
Nice try NSA
Cheomesh
My wife and I help each other get ourselves off.
kaptnredbeard
Me and my 4th grade homies would steal pops porn and jerk off on the roof together. No homo.
Nobody7713
Man, I didn't even know what jacking off was in 4th grade. I was like, 7th grade before then.
d0cstrang3
Twice today, thrice tomorrow.
AlbanB
i did , but she was sleeping :)
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Which other person, though
SprinklesMckitten
Wife liked it and took pictures
YerAGrizzardArry
An ex wanted to know what it looked like. It was surprisingly fun, would recommend.
gingerminge
Yeah but he's my husband, I think it's allowed
WelcometotheDesertofthereal
holterizer
It's my fetish
TheTower52
Just last week....a few times
IBruisedMyGooch
On purpose???
On anything
RedBeard747
And now you know why im not allowed within 500 ft of a school.
EM3YER09
Or a Chuck E Cheese for that matter.
PureTechnicality
*another (and, yes)
Sorry. I'm not a native English speaker. I was hesitating between another/other and made a wrong choice.
OliverKlozov
Opvoted.
BrownMagic4200
foolhollow
"In front of other person."
Helpp
Yes? Many times and n purpose
electricbugalooii
to the front page
139mod70
Does a guided handjob count?
Yes!
SlickChicken
So many times. I'm such an exhibitionist.
ImMrbulldops
Doesn't everyone do it to some degree with their significant other?
TheeKingsWit
Does it count if they weren't awake at the time? Asking for a friend.
[deleted]
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
So did you delete your post?
wow really? they don't like incest? lol
It counts ;)
ForrestIndustries
Depends, is it your sister-in-law?
iliektrains
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
jayol
Was that friend the one that was asleep?
TedTheMan
Tell your friend yes.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
YOU'RE NOT MY MASTURBATION SUPERVISER
rolfmonster
yeah, well you're not hannah
ahoney002
5700
SUPERVISOR
DinoHunter56
YOURE NOT MY SPELLING SUPERVITSAR
beefcurtain
YOURE NOT MY SPOTTED VELOCIRAPTOR
SpaghettiBetty
I'm in a long distance relationship, so ummm yeah.
Vegainthemirror
Ha! I know right?
I mean how else.
Yeah, that's what I meant as well
Don't mind my snooping, but i saw you have a lil girl together. How do you do it? I..we just started talking end game plans.
I don't mind, I don't see a reason to hide it. What do you wanna know? I knew she had a little one before we started dating. I fell in>>
MyOtherShipIsAPython
I've never been in front of anyone long enough. So I guess that means no upvote for you, mister.
I have a vagina but thanks.
So have you masterbated in front of anyone?
That's a secret
I apologize, Mister Lady OP
Apology accepted :)
nowgith.jpg
mattdubois
Do you have to squeeze out the pancake batter or does mashing till I got bored count?
secretoaster
My ex-gf's... I mean, it was mutual. She started it.
StudentOfInternationalRelations
That's how
StudentOfInternationalRelations
hot*
whereisthecakeiwastoldtherewouldbecake
Nice try NSA
Cheomesh
My wife and I help each other get ourselves off.
kaptnredbeard
Me and my 4th grade homies would steal pops porn and jerk off on the roof together. No homo.
Nobody7713
Man, I didn't even know what jacking off was in 4th grade. I was like, 7th grade before then.
d0cstrang3
Twice today, thrice tomorrow.
AlbanB
i did , but she was sleeping :)
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Which other person, though
SprinklesMckitten
Wife liked it and took pictures
YerAGrizzardArry
An ex wanted to know what it looked like. It was surprisingly fun, would recommend.
gingerminge
Yeah but he's my husband, I think it's allowed
WelcometotheDesertofthereal
holterizer
It's my fetish
TheTower52
Just last week....a few times
IBruisedMyGooch
On purpose???
StudentOfInternationalRelations
On anything
RedBeard747
And now you know why im not allowed within 500 ft of a school.
EM3YER09
Or a Chuck E Cheese for that matter.
PureTechnicality
*another (and, yes)
StudentOfInternationalRelations
Sorry. I'm not a native English speaker. I was hesitating between another/other and made a wrong choice.
OliverKlozov
Opvoted.
BrownMagic4200
foolhollow
"In front of other person."
Helpp
Yes? Many times and n purpose
electricbugalooii
to the front page
139mod70
Does a guided handjob count?
StudentOfInternationalRelations
Yes!
SlickChicken
So many times. I'm such an exhibitionist.
ImMrbulldops
Doesn't everyone do it to some degree with their significant other?
TheeKingsWit
Does it count if they weren't awake at the time? Asking for a friend.
[deleted]
[deleted]
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
So did you delete your post?
[deleted]
[deleted]
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
wow really? they don't like incest? lol
StudentOfInternationalRelations
It counts ;)
ForrestIndustries
Depends, is it your sister-in-law?
iliektrains
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
jayol
Was that friend the one that was asleep?
TedTheMan
Tell your friend yes.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
YOU'RE NOT MY MASTURBATION SUPERVISER
rolfmonster
yeah, well you're not hannah
ahoney002
5700
SUPERVISOR
DinoHunter56
YOURE NOT MY SPELLING SUPERVITSAR
beefcurtain
YOURE NOT MY SPOTTED VELOCIRAPTOR
SpaghettiBetty
I'm in a long distance relationship, so ummm yeah.
Vegainthemirror
Ha! I know right?
SpaghettiBetty
I mean how else.
Vegainthemirror
Yeah, that's what I meant as well
SpaghettiBetty
Don't mind my snooping, but i saw you have a lil girl together. How do you do it? I..we just started talking end game plans.
Vegainthemirror
I don't mind, I don't see a reason to hide it. What do you wanna know? I knew she had a little one before we started dating. I fell in>>
MyOtherShipIsAPython
I've never been in front of anyone long enough. So I guess that means no upvote for you, mister.
StudentOfInternationalRelations
I have a vagina but thanks.
TedTheMan
So have you masterbated in front of anyone?
StudentOfInternationalRelations
That's a secret
MyOtherShipIsAPython
I apologize, Mister Lady OP
StudentOfInternationalRelations
Apology accepted :)
Nobody7713
nowgith.jpg
MyOtherShipIsAPython