Admit it

Jan 2, 2017 9:28 PM

Do you have to squeeze out the pancake batter or does mashing till I got bored count?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex-gf's... I mean, it was mutual. She started it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's how

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hot*

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Nice try NSA

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My wife and I help each other get ourselves off.

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Me and my 4th grade homies would steal pops porn and jerk off on the roof together. No homo.

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Man, I didn't even know what jacking off was in 4th grade. I was like, 7th grade before then.

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Twice today, thrice tomorrow.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i did , but she was sleeping :)

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Which other person, though

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Wife liked it and took pictures

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An ex wanted to know what it looked like. It was surprisingly fun, would recommend.

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Yeah but he's my husband, I think it's allowed

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It's my fetish

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Just last week....a few times

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On purpose???

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On anything

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And now you know why im not allowed within 500 ft of a school.

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Or a Chuck E Cheese for that matter.

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*another (and, yes)

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Sorry. I'm not a native English speaker. I was hesitating between another/other and made a wrong choice.

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Opvoted.

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"In front of other person."

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Yes? Many times and n purpose

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to the front page

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Does a guided handjob count?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes!

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So many times. I'm such an exhibitionist.

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Doesn't everyone do it to some degree with their significant other?

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Does it count if they weren't awake at the time? Asking for a friend.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 10, 2018 5:16 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

So did you delete your post?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 10, 2018 5:16 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

wow really? they don't like incest? lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It counts ;)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends, is it your sister-in-law?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was that friend the one that was asleep?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell your friend yes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YOU'RE NOT MY MASTURBATION SUPERVISER

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yeah, well you're not hannah

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SUPERVISOR

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YOURE NOT MY SPELLING SUPERVITSAR

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YOURE NOT MY SPOTTED VELOCIRAPTOR

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I'm in a long distance relationship, so ummm yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Ha! I know right?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean how else.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's what I meant as well

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't mind my snooping, but i saw you have a lil girl together. How do you do it? I..we just started talking end game plans.

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I don't mind, I don't see a reason to hide it. What do you wanna know? I knew she had a little one before we started dating. I fell in>>

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never been in front of anyone long enough. So I guess that means no upvote for you, mister.

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I have a vagina but thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So have you masterbated in front of anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a secret

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I apologize, Mister Lady OP

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Apology accepted :)

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