HarryPotterandtheReallyLongUsername
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Mar 28, 2018 12:09 PM
HarryPotterandtheReallyLongUsername
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Munchman347
'Yo, we was told you has treats, would be a shame if something happened to this nice garden you got!'...
goflyblind
ThemanknownasBehm
Does he live in Pawnee? I hear the parks department there takes care of stuff like that.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior: Rocket?
ireallyliketoads
Badda bing!
IunoJ
Sauce?
vulturedoors
Don't feed raccoons, idiot.
DoctorWhoandDallasCowboys
This is literally my worst nightmare.
plutoisstillaplanetinmyheart
crunchb3rry
Throws a trash bag on the porch. "Bone app the teeth."
Ellipseses
Stop feeding them dumb ass!
BestUserNameInTheHistoryOfUserNames
They were there to worship their God; Masked Snoopy, the Destroyer of Worlds.
Pokegeologist
How do they just not rush inside as soon as the door slides open? Is there a screen door I can't see? Invisible force field?
railheater
Momma just used to sweep them off the porch with a broom.
deathclamfive
He must live in Pawnee, Indiana
Punificent1
Where's the red eyes.. that's what I see when I interrupte their dumpster driving. Lol
theuberkevlar
There are motorized dumpsters?
Punificent1
ItsBeginningToFeelALotLikeFistmas
Give those little bandits some linguini
MrDirtyEars
I can't believe he's offering them a baby to eat!
MrDirtyEars
I mean, racoons wouldn't even know how to properly cook a baby.
MooseWithANoose
Plus, no way just one baby would be enough for all them raccoons.
Upvoteall
Is he a Disney princess?
DianNaoChong
Maybe of rabies.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Trash can princess?
usernamepolice
Panda*
SharkOfAwesome
dp487
Of course. Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, and Tony from Long Island.
Tigersterne
*Lawn Guyland
remembertogrush
More likley someones been feeding them
OmgWhyAmILikeThis
It's amazing what raccoons will do for dog food.
Pronak
Oh, really? *unzipps pants*
AngryOtters
I can hear the Italian accent.
DrDresDog
New Jersey? Staten Island?
AngryOtters
Brooklyn I was thinking.
girouxsniper
of course, my love of spaghetti-Os and smoking on the toilet
drbaker
Agreed! You can just tell he probably lives on Staten Island.
redindian3922718
Not Alberta
km9v
Those raccoons don't look Italian.
FrankieValleyAndTheFourKindgoms
You gotta check dis ouwt
aufkurs
*Joisey accent
dp487
"So I says to these rodents, I says, 'Eeyyyy fuhgeddaboutit.'"
MyLeftNutHangsLower
I can smell the calzones
ctrl93
I hope they are clean
Tyokiz
yo tony!
XEB8
American Italian*
robotnixon13
Tbh, I was imagining a Philly accent myself
Findingabetterway
I was thinking Boston accent.
kchase
So true
davebeastly
"Italian"
amareis
There's nothing Italian about American people, born in America, speaking English.
AngryOtters
Thanks buzzkill, it's a fucking joke.
MLUdrea
He's a goo guy
ukzoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWuHsvdg9-8
limenode
Coooons are everywheah
AngryOtters
WOW it is true!! Thank you thank you thank you!!
xrayx
I gotta ask.. https://youtu.be/ZVDDqLj0Cnw
SpaceTimer8032
Ba da bing ba da boom
lexielaughs
Jersey.
NotAHugeSpider
KillingTlme
I can smell his accent
ImgurRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8
Named Toni.
TheAmazingSpiderDad
I hear a more bubbly Joey Diaz
KingZullu
So there's good reception in the FBI van parked down the street.
NotAHugeSpider
Hipcatjack
Fun fact, I never knew I had one of those accents, until I joined the army and went to Basic
XorKaya
That word... "fun"... I do not think it means what you think it means.
Hipcatjack
You mean it DOESN'T mean "banal" in a sarcastic way? Inconceivable!!
OverpricedCrayon
yeah...im not having much fun reading that.
ItsBeginningToFeelALotLikeFistmas
Such a good laugh, thank you
AngryOtters
:-)
OverzealousDude
fuhgettaboutit !!
BastardMan1977
Well don't feed them. That's why there are so many
Spaceygirl84
He doesn’t seem to be complaining
AmelieHidingNearTheSpindle
He literally offered them his baby.
captainjugwash
Feed them some poison, will sort the rats out
MinorityRetort
Yep guarantee he's feeding them.
mikeatc
Probably one of his kids LOL
Coolbacca
I mean he asks them if they are hungry, that is a pretty good indication...
Tok36
Maybe he was asking them if they were hungry for lead?
Coolbacca
Or maybe....for justice #WhoIsTheCoon?
Vedar
Are they a pest? We don't have them here. I'd feed them all.
BastardMan1977
They get in trash cans and carry rabies most of the time. I don't know why people like them, yuck
QueenCousland
Yep. They're fucking adorable and it's fun to feed them, but it's a bad idea.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodferalcat
They usually get into people's trash cans
ShiftingPattern
They're kind of cute, but they're still very much wild animals. They attack dogs pretty regularly. https://i.imgur.com/NvGPP87
Euronyme
what the
LAWidgeon
Enjoy your rabies.
MiroDerChort
This.
ThePotatoBandit
I was thinking more along the lines of the opening scene from Jurassic Park 2
ISaidSarcastically
OverMyDadBody
not a raccoon!
CyberAkuma
Depends if that's from the UK
lagomorpha
why? Do the ones there not have rabies? Or do they have MORE rabies?
Juzcress
We also have no wild raccoons in the UK.
CyberAkuma
IIRC, there is no rabies in the UK