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Manatees need love too
It was a hot affair
Gutter rat
This gif
Walking the dogs
Weather is not a boring topic here in Florida
Well Goodness! People love Florida weirdness, that's for sure.
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Studoku
Florida man, Florida man, doing the things that Florida can.
irritabletom
To be fair, one of those was actually Florid Man. Way different than Florida Man.
NotFloridaManButAnAverageFloridian
My people , alright!
DaddyFritas
Florida native here. Orlando is a great city. It's one of our only selling points...
pete805
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/florida.gif
VBRVA
Comment from a friend in FL ...Don't be jealous . Remember that we live in America. And America is the Florida of the world.
ratfaceddog
I'm pretty sure that's Australia.
phunkygorilla
It makes sense why Dexter was so busy.
CaintheCannibal
You're welcome. Come visit!
swinglinered
#3 reminds me of IT
ChesterKopperpot
from belgium : wtf florida?
zeusdemigod131
What does a Manatee penis look like anyway?
ratfaceddog
Prepare your inbox...
wtfsude
What a manatease
HalfPint13
I feel sorry for Florida, anywhere can look bat shit crazy if you look hard enough. Case in point - http://imgur.com/uczJrAb.jpg
VindictiveRidge
... I honestly can't figure out why he'd be on a sex-offenders list for this.
alittletime
#1 Oh the Humanateee
LearnedCoward
Beat me to it
GadenKerensky
I smell bullshit on that first one...
delpharseven
Onion as I recall.
GadenKerensky
Makes sense.
tygerpsimatrix
Yeah, she's actually a brit who is sadly the largest teenager in the UK. Had to be cut out of her dwelling at one point.
GadenKerensky
... well, if that's not a sign she should slim the fuck down, I don't know what is.
tatualysse
It's on the internet.. it must be true!
GadenKerensky
Of course.
icamehereforthefreespaghetti
Yeah, she obviously can't swim
GadenKerensky
She could paddle and float.
talrnu
You might say it's pretty fishy. But you'd be wrong, mannatees are mammals. And the males are called bulls. So good job.
GadenKerensky
So, I'm still right.
Rengii
Are you calling Bob Flanagan a liar!???!?
GadenKerensky
Who?
DownvoteMeMore
DemonDuchess
This is my dream tho
tatualysse
He's living it.
kasikail
"Everyone" is what gets me.
hahalookatthat
There is some surprising poetry to the phrase "spate of goat rapes"
tatualysse
Hello sir who is on random. I also like to live dangerously.
GregusScottus
That's odd. I was always told that crazy people head west...
g5rover
I love my home state
tatualysse
I love mine as well
whythefuckamidoingthis
"They just came off"
ToxicNickname
As a former Floridian, I don't really see the big deal
tatualysse
As a current Floridian, I believe we become accustomed to it.
learn2dev
bendistraw
Judge only gave the manatee 2 months of probation. He's a good swimmer.
swedishmeatballz
This needs more points.
zseree
Best comment of the day.
ratfaceddog
Fantastic.
tatualysse
You win. You win all the internet points for today.
RelativeVelocity
Bruh...
Gungagin
You win Imgur today! Brilliant comment!
Thesinlesssinner
I see what you did there you terrible person, and I loved it +1
njullpointer
the rest of the manatees got away, only 1 got its mugshot taken.
redamancy
I wish I could favorite this comment
SparkleJBacontits
justaschmuck
Our morning radio station has a segment called "things are not right in Florida star of the day" with news like these.
Starnam
Ours is "Florida, not like the rest of us"
AdkMtnWats
In Buffalo we have a game where we hear a news report and guess if its Ohio, Texas, or Florida
Boonzo
I love Florida so damn much. What a beautiful disaster...
MountainYankee
106.9 in canton Ohio has a guy who reports one bad thing a day from florida.
stuffedcabbages
In Detroit on wrif, we have a segment titled, "floridas f'd up"
SombreroWieldingLawmaker
What's the station number?
stuffedcabbages
101.1 wrif Dave and chuck the freak in the mornings
JFazio24
93.3 WMMR has a show with a skit called the bizarre file, lot of the info is from Florida
beardedwolf
GERMANY OR FLORIDA!
TheMonocleRogue
My favorite radio segment about Florida man is titled "FloriDuh." 101.1 WJRR in Cocoa Beach, starts at 5:00pm.
ImmaHacker
Florida is a frequent flyer on "Red Neck News" here in LA on the Woody Show (Alt 98.7)
duckfacedguerillabear
Kat country 103.3 in california does a segment about florida, the song is funny.
TheIceMaiden
We have a "Headline Hoose" segment on our radio station. Most of them come from Florida.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Same. "It Happened in Florida" is my favorite segment. Also, "Craigs List Price is Right!" is great
TheIceMaiden
Our radio station also has a "Craigslist Freak of the Week." It's fascinating and disgusting all at the same time.
RickyMartinsVagina
And Woody's "awesome" games too
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Makes me want to drive off the road sometimes just to never hear it again
Vat1canCame0s
We do "Florida or not". Basically did ____ ( this crazy thing in headlines) happen in Florida or any of the 49 other states.
tatualysse
What station?
justaschmuck
102.5 kzok in seattle. Part of the Danny Bonoducci show.
tatualysse
Thanks!
ToeNaiil
We'll never know...
tatualysse
Sigh -_-
RickyMartinsVagina
We have "It happened in Florida" on the radio station here. 3 crazy true stories. One happened in Florida, callers try to guess which.
jimwormmaster
They have something like that on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on NPR, too.
DoubleTypicalChazz
Charlotte?
BaddaBingBaddaBoom
Yup
RickyMartinsVagina
Yep :-) hello neighbors!
CommanderWilliamTRiker
...Woody and Wilcox show?
RickyMartinsVagina
Fuck yeah lol love those guys
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Woody was down here in San Diego and was partneretd with BC. They were great together. Woody quit dramtically and went up north
BaddaBingBaddaBoom
They work together now in charlotte, NC
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
BC+Woody? Oh man. that's awesome. BC actually lives in Florida and broadcasts remotely. They had this song played "Gotta like boobs a lot"
cstrick
WTF Florida !!! Cool tornadoes though
tatualysse
Browsing on random?
delpharseven
Florida is so fucked. The state rests on porous limestone and has no elevation. As ocean levels rise there is nothing that can save it.
Ivanruskov
there was a time when a person could walk from miami all the way to key west. I guess those sea levels have been rising for a long time.
CaptainBergatron
I mean there was a time a person could walk from Russia to Alaska too...
rectalprolapse
There was a time when a person could see Russia from her house.
delpharseven
Well yeah, at the last glacial maximum ~20K years ago sea level was ~120m lower than present. Florida looked like this: 1/
delpharseven
http://academic.emporia.edu/aberjame/student/laird1/Floact2.jpg And here is what it will look like if levels continue to rise (dark blue 2/
delpharseven
current, med blue +5m, light blue +10m): http://eoimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/imagerecords/4000/4818/PIA06666_flood_lrg.jpg 3/3
BeerStoreGuy
The 7 year old in my says "At least it'll look cooler."
DidItForScience
But as Florida drowns, we'll at least have some really heated arguments about the sea rise being human influenced or not. That's good TV!
nostradumbass
not with that attitude
SteveMND
Not with that altitude.
tatualysse
*Chuckle*
HanSolo312
The 400 LB woman thing is a fake the same website with the article reports on nazi submarines in the great lakes
cameraman502
Well there is one on the shore of Lake Michigan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_submarine_U-505
HanSolo312
... Well I'll be damned but the 400LB woman thing is still fake
esperx
Being from Florida myself, this is all accurate.
unit2209
Super happy I live here. Our open government laws provide a lot of meat for the journalists to dig into. Sadly it makes us seem more crazy.
esperx
I consider us the Australia of the United States. Crazy people and animals that will kill you.
Thisaccountwillbethedeathofmysociallife
Spent the first 10 years of my life in Florida. I usually just tell people I'm from the South and leave out the details
esperx
That's a smart move.
vurcease
Yep. Orlando here. Can confirm, shit's fucked up.
GIFxTED
+1 Just another day in the sunshine state.
esperx
Seriously when people flip out about this stuff I'm just over here like,"It's not that big of a deal..."
TylerTheAnarchist
My cousin just moved to Florida should I expect to see him on the news in the near future?
esperx
Just tell him to walk around the alligators and avoid being stabbed with porcelain squirrels.
tatualysse
Isn't it though. Hello fellow Floridian!
esperx
*waves stupidly like Forrest Gump* Also you're a year older than me.
tatualysse
Fuck yeah 30's! *waves*
VeeTheGee
esperx
You've been here long enough to know how crazy we are.
MissParadoxLife
Zetor
I have driven around in Florida. It is weird. Like a game designer who just used copypastepastepastepastepastepaste everywhere.
missmayhem098
Along with all the construction that never gets done, and the million tolls we have to pay for
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplain
Little boxes on the hillside.....
SplashesinPuddles
Depends on what part of Florida but yes there are areas of southern florida that are like that.
WorkerLurker
My home town doesn't allow chain stores in the downtown area
MostlyCloudyMorningNight
What a great way to put it!
Javertoldfriend
I passed over a bridge lined to the brim with bra's once through Florida. There were small and overly granny sized ones all over.
Dsoir
You didn't drive a lot there then. north, central, south, and keys are nothing alike. Each has its own flavor of craziness.
swinglinered
the keys are alright
Dsoir
nothing wrong with each part of Florida, each one has its bad things and each one has its charm.
swinglinered
Twas a play on words my friend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kids_Are_Alright_%28song%29
Dsoir
I know the song. thanks for the pointing out the pun. I had a mental black out. Total eclipse of the mind.
LearnedCoward
I'm from Ohio. I know the feeling
JacaByte
Cookie cutter houses, that's why one of my professors painted his house light blue, so he could have the only blue house on the block
tatualysse
Da ba dee da ba die
MisterHead
Have you not played OutRun? That's where they got the design for Florida.
NotTheWolverine
Arizona is the same way. Same damn Monopoly houses everywhere...
PandraPierva
and 50 walgreens on ever corner
mt77932
Northern suburbs of Chicago. Entire blocks of the same style house.
mallywanders
You obviously have only been in the suburbs. Try going to the older parts of phoenix. Not Maryvale, though. That's just 1
mallywanders
An ancient subdivision of the cheapest houses possible (I'm talking 10-15k when they were built-insanely cheap even then)2
mallywanders
Try the border of Phoenix and glendale away from the highway. My old house was 100 years old and no house around it was the same.
ConfusedGpig
Little boxes.....
moraismeep
...on the hillside
ConfusedGpig
Little boxes....
illegalacorn
made of ticky-tacky
Rekkora
THANK YOU, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
Rockageddon
I lived in a gated community there for a month. I called it "A caged community", it kept all the pompous assholes from the regular popula1/2
ratfaceddog
I don't think it works that way.
Rockageddon
Oh? So that part of my life I was simply locked in some warp-time of space itself. It makes more sense then the deplorable americans.
Rockageddon
tion.Also,they built it across the road from a destitute community they'd get all their servants from.They looked down on people so hard 2+
Rockageddon
So I never saw the crazies and whackos. Just the assholes, over privileged, and disgusting excuses for humans of Coconut Creek.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Most of America is the same Best Buy next to the same tgifridays across from the same target and Applebee's
lazerhosen
We're talking everything down here: stripmall styrofoam facade architecture, every 3rd house in the subdivision, flaky people.
ijustthrewupinmymouth
Red Robins and Longhorn Steakhouse is what's next to our Best Buy.
p3culiar15
I miss Longhorn Steakhouse. No Longhorn in CA ????
LoserBoozer
You guys are lucky, we don't even have a best buy
mileskeller1
Commercialism! :D
Drase333
Over here, the best buy is next to target, and across from various restaurants.
HuevosConCarnage
I dream of a tgifridays within that close of a proximity. We have a Wal-Mart instead.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Why do you hate your mouth or something?
Vectorman2
My hometown is different, we have a Panera Bread next to the Best Buy
ChristYarmolyu
The best buy I worked at was next to a home goods which was next to a panera !
Willis1magillis2
Are you, by chance, a Wisconsinite?
MooblyDooblyWoobly
The fuck? Do we live in the same town?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
No I do not live in a place like that.
tatualysse
Haha I like that analogy
rugmiem
Uuuuuh! I love that too, baby. Blink. Blink
rubbarz
Im in Orlando. I think my survival skills have reached its peak to graduate to Australia level.
BeerStoreGuy
5 minutes after landing in Aus
vurcease
Hey fellow Orlando... Orlandonian - Orlandite? Whatever. Hope you're well. :)
rubbarz
Isnt this city going through some shit this week lol
tatualysse
Major shit.
Mandabar
it's been an interesting time to be alive here I'm going to say.
vurcease
It's been kind of surreal.