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One year ago, this man, also known as @kylecorn ...
posted this image to imgur ...
which made the november 23rd a day we will never forget.
SassyMcMuffin
IM LATE TO THE PARTY BUT IM CURRENTLY HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH @kylecorn ON TWITTER BE JEALOUS
freegiant
Don't forget, it's winter, so be sure to tap the wheel wells of your vehicle before driving to scare off any @kylecorn trying to stay warm
duckshooter
Yeah.. I am here from that post too.
RerunAway
It's been a wild ride, guys. Happy @kylecorn day!
DanNeedsLoveToo
Thought it was gonna say he died as one of our fellow imgurian, glad it had a plot twist
ivoryashes
Top 3 reasons why I like this: 1) Classic Imgur 2) Provides context for people who weren't there 3) There isn't enough space for more than 3
MordinSolustheScienceVolus
I was scared he was dead for a second. Oh thank ye gods he's not. (Also, he looks kinda yummy... ;3)
Kazzack
I've heard he's great at fingering
MordinSolustheScienceVolus
Me too...
Mamazamalopolous
My wife's in labor, hopefully she'll hold off 1.5 more hours so my son's birthday won't be kylecorn day.
BlessYourBeautifulHide
This made my day.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I laughed.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
Did she make it?
Mamazamalopolous
Yes sirs! 7am 11/24/14 *phew*
dullawolf
LOL, congrats on the birth and congrats on not having your kid born on @kylecorn day
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
4 days late, but congratulations!
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
I'm four years late, so you can feel a bit better about it
pussyfarts
it's been 3 hours... did she make it? We need to know.
dnaadept
No response.....It looks like it happened guys.
MrSaturday
Comment above yours says they made it, at seven in the morning.
wilhelmsen
Browsing imgur when wife's in labour... Don't know whether to cry or applaud
BuggerMeWithAFishFork
Well that's shitty... We will never forget, trust me when I say this.
EatsWithHerElbowsOnTheTable
As a VA nurse- I've heard worse from a marine.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Yeah this is pretty tame compared to what I saw guys do in the Corps, lol.
somethingprofound
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcx48yAUVq1ryjwc0.gif
Rlykylecorn
HEY HEY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ONE OF THESE MOMENTS
HardhatBambi
Based OFF that top photo, kylecorn seems hot
hornyninja
I stalked his facebook, he is one gorgeous man.
HardhatBambi
No... that's not creepy..
Oklusion
@neverforgetkylecorn
neverforgetkylecorn
This post brought tears to my eyes! you guys leave me proud
cranberi
Holy shit its been a year??! Hows the finger doing ?
ArcaneM37
I know right? I must have another cake day coming up sometime soon if I've been here that long.
TallAndPowerful
Ayyyyyyyyy
Hexofin
Bit of a sticky situation.
swaggersaurus
...Some say it's still up there.
fksponges
Damn that was funny
thraxFX
Shitty
buttholepirates
That was amazing...bravo
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Clever bastard!
MetalJesus
Eyyy!
ShoppingPenguin
ayyyy lmao
maybeaforestheartambassador
its funny because 23 of november is my birthday :P
Nephylisse
Happy birthday ! :D
trevorpeeters
Hope you had a great day and a year to match!
MarkBlackBelicus
oh my god, me too!! only 8 more days to go dude!
BaronVonRhett
Mine is the 24th!
BerntheVote2020
Happy @Kylecorn Day Ya'll :)
rhilterbrant
Wait wait wait... Kylecorn day is my cakeday? Nice.
OfficialSkynet
@kylecorn this is now a thing
DishonorOnYouDishonorOnYourCow
TIL that I share a birthday with an imgur holiday and I am perfectly fine with this.
maybeaforestheartambassador
I too share my birthday, happy day fellow imgurian
DishonorOnYouDishonorOnYourCow
Sweet! Happy birthday to you too!
ohdaerling
Happy Birthday!
DishonorOnYouDishonorOnYourCow
Thanks! :)
gammaraycharles
And Chris Hardwick.
Dumbstatz
Happy birthday!!!
DishonorOnYouDishonorOnYourCow
Thank ya! :)
fealtytowels
It's funny 'cause this is also my sister's birthday...
BurntRamen
Remember, in order to celebrate we must follow in his uh.. footsteps or something.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Is this going to be another Edward Macaroni Fork? Because I'm fine if it is.
captain5
It's also my birthday today not sure I wanted to know today was also fingering my butt day
TheFlyingFart
Betcha didn't expect a reply did you?
BerntheVote2020
Weedies617
theshinobi23
CoySwimmingKoi
Damn, I'm getting married today, too
Weedies617
How's the marriage going? Was the wedding fun?
CoySwimmingKoi
Lmao this didn’t age well, I submitted divorce paperwork this week
Weedies617
I was rooting for ya! Good luck moving forward
CoySwimmingKoi
Will do! Thanks!
benejoshbene
I'm glad kylecorn isn't dead. I got my feels bucket ready just in case, but then laughed so hard I threw up in it.
iforgotthepasswordsofmyotheraccounts
Hello I'm from the future and I'm here to tell you that kylecorn is dead ironic...
benejoshbene
How do you know? Sorry to be skeptical, I'm just curious of your source.
iforgotthepasswordsofmyotheraccounts
He deleted his account..
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
You might want to see a doctor about that, it's not normal.
UpvotesForCalicos
God, no shit. Phrasing, OP!!
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
No shit? Did you even read the post?
UpvotesForCalicos
The title startled a few people. Relax.
resipsaloquitor
(its a joke about the finger thing)
vailthor
Great kylecorn day is my cake day ( ´_ゝ`)
SophieAiyana
My cake day as well!
eliotsmodernlife
Lets be cake day bros(Its mine too)!
clkilburg
It's my cake day too!! ^u^
tzendere
TIL @kylecorn is a Marine
albertkaholic
Happy A-stank Day, Sir.
apathist
I genuinely didn't know this about kylecorn until today
Shmeadicus
Maybe you just forgot.
sirlurksaSPACElot
Do you even imgur?
BearAttack
You must be new.
Tibeardius
Happy NFKC day!
LoneDirewolf
AnonymouZero
i'm a n00b to the site and i approve of this gif
whofreakinfarted
@kylecorn
graehall
hahaha. I love doing that.
BrassKicker
Let's not forget the imgur staff even included this as one of the generatable comments for the April 1st event.
fancyismyname
So, @kylecorn is LAR?
nickschreibs
Lieutenant Kernel Corn
MaxCafe
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
promote him to Colonel
papasmurf1118
I laughed at this comment longer than I care to admit. Good on you good citizen
ecugavin23
Colonel Corn
fuckyourandy
p-pls be catch 22 reference
EatTheSheep
I would put a bet on it being Lance Corporal Kylecorn.
E7018
Terminal Kylecorn
MaverickEsq
*Senior Lance Corporal Kylecorn.
TohruRokuno
Terminal Lance Cpl. Kylecorn
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Colonel Kyle Corn
silverfang1992
Lieutenant Popcorn. No? I'll leave...
LandOfChipotleAndTacos
Catch-22?
BigF0ig
BerntheVote2020
dullawolf
Only one year? You still wake with the stank finger?
Unkaroo
@kylecorn for real tho
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
Holy balls... can't believe it's already been a year ._. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!?!?!?!
itoldyouiwasfreaky
Is @kylecorn married? Is he otherwise committed in some kind of long-term relationship? At what point in the relationship does one (cont)
itoldyouiwasfreaky
(cont) explain his Internet fame and why he is Internet-famous?
BrannDailor
because he shoved his finger in his ass while sleeping..
ChicksDigTrucks
+1 for the military truck. I love those things! Mine is named Cupcake. http://imgur.com/zRCqnGy
JayneCobb207
Goddamn I want a duce and a half so bad. One day...
UncleWashy
Greetings fellow Steel Soldier! Mine was a bobbed 1970. Her name was Maggie.
ChicksDigTrucks
Was? :(
UncleWashy
Fear not, Maggie is still her name, but I had to give her away. She's now in the caring hands of an old flight instructor of mine.
ChicksDigTrucks
Ah, re-homed. Good. I was afraid she'd been put down.
GroundUpMoonRocksArePurePoison
I was going to buy one a few years back. They make great off roaders.
dieselfuelonly
I don't have a name for my Deuce...
Cessepool
Evangeline?
JustCallMeBean
It's name shall be "What"..."What" the Deuce.
ChicksDigTrucks
Nice!
TheManTheMythTheJeff
you can buy those?
SomeCallMeTimTheEnchanter
With enough money and research, surplus vehicles like this are actually fairly common. a gentleman in my town drives a WW2 Willys jeep.
mamadoom
Is his name Tom? Cause my friend Tom drives a Willys. It's amazing.
ChicksDigTrucks
You sure can, and for much less than you'd probably think.
SeasickBunyon
How much do new tires for that cost?
ChicksDigTrucks
http://www.oshkoshequipment.com/products/detail/21/837/14.00R20-Michelin-XZL-Tire
SeasickBunyon
It's alot but really not as expensive as I was expecting
ExconHD
You can find them on Ebay from $3,000-10,000
TacticalSpoon
That model is actually pretty cheap these days. They were mostly replaced some years back with newer trucks, so there are a ton of them.
noforeplay
I'd say there's at least two and a half tons of them
TacticalSpoon
Hahaaaaaa....... That's a 5 ton.
noforeplay