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Sep 25, 2018 10:15 PM
ZombieBorscht
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TibetanTerror
Anyone else bothered by the terrible Photoshop job?
bs13690
Jesus came in me. At least, that's what Father McShamus told me.
mtbelley
Ok, so only the mom's who adopt get to go first. Ok got it.
cheesymouth
Make whatever life choices you want, but don't expect the world to cater to you because of them.
Gagjdjd2
This needs more upvotes
cheesymouth
I got downvoted because my wifi sucks and it accidentally posted 3 times. Oh well.
nestoo
Looking at Pip Boy's giving the thumb down is terrifying.
justdusty
Every single one of you were little a-holes at some point and yer mom was on the frontline. Wonder if this flawed logic applies to Vets too!
justdusty
Do me a favor and show this to your Mom and tell her why she doesn’t deserve to be special.
palmo
Am I the only person that thinks her original post is too perfectly obtuse to be anything but satire?
MeezerStandardTime
No.
Livingstone98
I'm not even convinced that the women is anything but a stock image. The whole 'never put writing on the internet' comes to mind.
TheChaosPath
You clearly haven't seen the level of entitlement some people experience over nothing more than squeezing out yet another god damed human
palmo
No I have. But it's too by the book, the hair, the glasses, the look, it just feels like satire
worldsokayestspeler
Thats all fine and dandy, but whats happening with vault boy's hand in the first one is anotomically impossible
DamnumAbsqueInjuria
I mean, how anatomically correct does a person with just three fingers a thumb have to be?
Groznek
I kinda figured the top one was mean to be a joke an y'all are taking it way too personally.
remko
Oh my god imgur, shut up about this already.
KRicci
Olan!
Beast260
I was lucky to get 5 hrs sleep when i was 22... hell i only get that now at 32...
MeezerStandardTime
Imgur has such a hard-on for this image right now. I'm pretty sure that SAHMs like my SIL are not actually cutting in line at Starbucks guys
OrangeFlavours
Remember the saying "stop making stupid people famous"? Well, fucking that.
remko
Indeed. "people being dumb on Twitter? Better give them as much attention as possible"
MissFitz77
Downvotes because I'm so fucking sick of seeing Imgur whine about this.
NonOffensiveAlias
What bothers me as well is that its "mom". I'm a single father and have to stay up with my kid and of course I will wait in line NP
tuxedobob
You know the top half is just a joke, right? Like nobody *actually* expects that to be a thing, even though you’re sure *someone* does?
KrytenKoro
And the response is a joke too
coachh11
If you shouldn’t get special treatment for actions you do.... should you get special treatment for things that you had no choice in...race?
playstation360
Can't tell if you're for or against either of those.
rockinsessions
The infinitroll
marsgoose
I'm not sure what your point is but I will disagree with it regardless. You are wrong! SHAME SHAME SHAME
NakoSunao
Nini530
I giggled at this...does that mean I'm going to heck?
allysuzumiya
Pretty frickin darned to heck yeah
evilspock
You people need to call your mothers. They miss you.
Krogs322
Not mine; her aim's been getting a lot better recently.
Comet260
My mother could be on fire and I would not spare her a drop of piss.
jd2061
Brutal.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
I tried. She texted me back saying she was stuck in line at Starbuck's
whatupcorgibutt
I dunno if someone cums in you it can feel pretty special
iCantImager
Being a Mom is not the hardest job in the world. -Bill Burr
Gradwin
Being a mom isnt even a fuckin' job, its just a natural... thing. It's like saying being a human is a job, or being alive is a job. wtf lol
pprmach3t3
As a non mom I'd say it's one of the more thankless ones
iCantImager
Its incredibly important. But being a Navy Seal seems a bit more challenging.
Felman
Jesus Christ, talk about taking a joke way too seriously.
maincarrot
Does that mean light-hearted racism is okay? DOES IT? No! Ergo, not taking these jokes seriously leads to someone thinking she has a point!
maincarrot
GATTA NIP 'EM IN THE BUD! We gotta stop these tongue in cheek jokes! REAL COMEDY ONLY!
maincarrot
BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
purdhapley
My wife let’s me cum inside her, I still race her to get in line first. #feminism
6Oh4
Cunty face with a cup of Tim's. We have our douches in Canada too.
PrefectDreyfus
My friend in Maine says people from Quebec go down to Old Orchard Beach and all the men wear banana hammocks. Locals hate those frenchies.
sourcandy
Don't worry we hate them too.
Nikitaai
Yessssss.
underscoreneckbeard
A cup of me eh? Sounds delicious.
stealthyrpg24
Nah thats just a female goose.
whatupcorgibutt
Tim Hortons is in the Midwest too. But we’re like the Canadians of America anyways
nthensome
No you're not.
whatupcorgibutt
Considering that the Midwest is the most polite of all the regions and shares similar food franchises, and some accents I’d say so
nthensome
No, son. Just no.
whatupcorgibutt
You’ve probably never been to America, I’ll cut you some slack
RodStrongo
Michigander can confirm
whatupcorgibutt
Michigan
ColoniaCroisant
True story, as a kid I'd visit my aunt outside Chicago and had no idea she wasn't Canadian like the rest of my family
justdusty
Raise kids then talk. Ask your mom what she feels about this. Remember your mom kept you alive. Give her some coffee so she is alert
boobiesalad
Oh fuck off
PieAndPunch
My dad raised me and he waited in line like everyone else
IntoxicatedUnity
There is a difference between being a Mom and just the contributor of genetic material. Don’t taint the work of a good parent.
IntoxicatedUnity
Relevant because the statement degraded motherhood to the same status as a cum sock. Being a responsible part of society does not entitle
IntoxicatedUnity
One person over another.
tinytimbeckybright
Irrelevant in this argument
FishstickPizza
TBH. I want moms will small kids to go to the front of the line. Not because I want to give the moms a free pass. I just dislike small
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
penises.
RantMannequin
Moms
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i hate moms in line at coffee shops. too fucking slow. i know you've dropped off the kids at school and have fuck all else left to do
CongratsYouAreHereNow
but i'm on 6 hours of sleep, hungover, and have to get to work. get out of the way
NeverPosting616
have fuck else to do?!?!?
CongratsYouAreHereNow
fall all else = nothing else
FishstickPizza
kids and want them gone sooner.
LaronX
Sorry I disagree. While annoying you shouldn't enable parents that suck for a moment of relive. Those kids grow up to be assholes like her.
TurnDalForWhat
It will backfire. All those kids will want a Frappuccino, and what you thought was one drink will be more. You best just get yours and go
mtbelley
Unless they are the quiet ones. Then I could care less.
DavosTheOnionKnight
Couldn't care less. COULD NOT CARE LESS.
KurtHamster
You mean you couldn’t care less?
ThatOneSchmuk
Nah, just means theres a possibility for less care.
KurtHamster
So, What does it mean?
megaZwatcher
stores should have cages like bus station lockers only sound proof and require small children be left there while shopping
ThelmaTidwell
The kids would prefer that, too. Then around 12 years old, you could let the girls out to explore the surroundings.
Comet260
Dude, I HATE when moms let the larvae order! They taking fucking forever! Ummm...ummmm...ummm...JUST PICK SOMETHING, CROTCH GOBLIN!
nero4ty2
Teaching them proper etiquette from a young age helps them to not be the adult in front of you dong the same thing
BlackTabbie
Yeah, but don't do it when there's a line.
nero4ty2
If there’s a line you’re already waiting for your coffee, an extra 20 seconds ordering means you get it faster on the other side
Pyrohawk
Being a parent isn't special or aw-worthy. It is literally one of the most common experiences/jobs in all of life. And a choice.
Pyrohawk
Sorry, I'm 29 and I have a lot of new mothers on my Facebook...
Krogs322
That's why I stopped using facebook. "What do you mean, these guys I went to high school with are parents now?!"
DreadPierateRoberts
We have a biological need to breed. That you like 100 billlon or so people choose to continue this is not special nor is choosing not to
Krogs322
It's a matter of "oh god how old am I if these children I was friends with are old enough to get married and be responsible parents?"
Krogs322
You know? "Wait, does this mean I'm an adult now? Jesus, I'm not responsible enough to be an adult!"
zoidburgerandfries
Managing kids is hard, and while you don’t care to believe it, we need people to have kids. Your parents made tons of sacrifices to have 1/2
Gagjdjd2
My parents made tons of mistakes you mean?
KrytenKoro
That is a shitfuck of an assumption. Just because someone had kids doesn't mean they put effort into parenting. Fuck off.
zoidburgerandfries
You and if sometimes you help out someone having a rough day managing their kids, maybe by letting them get a coffee easier, why not do it?
zoidburgerandfries
But ya know.. no one should expect it. But lay off parents please imgur.
sweetsasymolasy1234
This. This exactly. If you care so much about coffee you need to re-examine your life. Let’s all be nice to people, m’kay?
GirlsSolesAreMyThing
Completelt understand that raising kids is a pain in the ass but anyone who uses it to their advantage for anything is a jabroni
MeezerStandardTime
No one except the most flaming self-centered person would expect this, and they would think that regardless of parental status.
Krogs322
I can appreciate and agree with the sentiment, but I'm petty enough not to go through with it if the parent acts entitled to it.
OwlFarm
We are overpopulated as is, no one needs to have kids. The planet as a whole could benefit greatly from there being far fewer humans.
sweetsasymolasy1234
Good point dude. You should either kill yourself or shut tf up and go back to studying for that history midterm.[
molotovb
I applaud your selfless devotion to the planet and impending self removal?
OwlFarm
An exponential growth rate isn't sustainable. Maintaining the current population size is irresponsible. Decrease leads to greater longevity.
GirlsSolesAreMyThing
I think you completely avoided their statement
OwlFarm
I try not to waste resources so that future generations may have them. And I'm glad to see molotovb recycling jokes from the stone age.
TheBretters
Aren't we getting a bit hung up on this? I think this is the tenth time I've seen this woman now. We get it she's a stuck up bitch...
mathknight
First time I've seen it on the front page. /shrug
TheBretters
I just meant on the whole site in general
mathknight
Oh.
MeezerStandardTime
Been back on for the last two evenings and have seen it three times.
ghsdkgb
Honestly she's probably not even serious about it; it clearly reads like an obvious joke but imgur seems to have taken it personally
TheBretters
The whole picture reads like a joke.
MeezerStandardTime
Right, like this woman actually stepped in front of them at the coffee shop and said "sorry but mommy needs her frapuchino!" Its a mom joke.
cyanide4u
I guess some people have no other venue where to vent. Gotta say when I read your quote I immediately envisioned one of my wife’s...
cyanide4u
...ultra self-important friends saying it...and I was a little triggered. Then again ALL my wife’s friends are recently divorced...
cyanide4u
...ultra self-important self-promoting self-centred selfish bitches. One even faked a business appointment so I could take in her dock...
TheBretters
but what does that make us for complaining about for the last two weeks
jhanked
Misogynists who leap at any opportunity to call a woman a cunt? (Downvote away, y'all know that a good portion of Imgur is like this.)
toasteheh
The male majority here is sexually frustrated. They are not misogynist but upset that they are being ignored/dismissed by the opposite sex.
jhanked
If you're upset at ALL women for being ignored and dismissed, and don't see that YOU are the problem, that's...that's misogyny, bud.
jhanked
Like, if we're just talking straight women, who have shown interest in men, and none show interest in you, that's not about the women.
TheBretters
Imgur is weird for the fact that you can't pin down the community. Like you know what you're getting with Tumblr or 4chan.
Livingstone98
Nah man, take a step back and you'll see the type of community Imgur is. It's Reddit's little brother, and it sure as hell acts like it.
TheBretters
Isn't Reddit kinda sporadic though?
Comet260
This woman IS BEING a cunt.
Qualtagh
Or she was making a joke for an exclusively mom audience who would chuckle and ignore it?
jhanked
There we go!
jhanked
(do...do people not get that I'm saying I found the guy leaping at the opportunity to call a woman a cunt? this isn't approval lol.)
VargFallon
10 hours? HAH!
Midlands1234
So you’re 22? Jealous
DustyGryffon
I was just thinking that... must be some well-adjusted 20 something y/o to be getting that much sleep.
LeutAldoRaine
As a 33 year old parent with a toddler and a newborn, I get more sleep than my 22yo self.
ElectricMoccasin
Right? I can do at least 12.
remix96
That’s like 3 whole sleeps
ImIntoSomeWeirdStuff
Im doing around 12 Hours a day...
noneofyourbussiness
24, I get about 2 hours of sleep a night... ever since I got my cranial radiation sleep has become elusive
TheMershedPerderder
Why would anyone need coffee if they slept that long?
DeadlyFood
I drink energy drinks, its somewhat a dependence now that I need to ease myself off of
Morkboosic
I just got 4 hours last night. Or day. Third shift sucks
Remmikins
Look at lord moneybags over here getting four hours to themselves.
ChickenFingerFingers
I know. When I was 22 I was in school full time, had an afternoon-evening job and then a late evening-morning job. That year sucked.
Velexis
I am currently 22, and I have 12 hours a week of work.. But I'm also on very severe disability, and can barely sleep
tflorio19500
Me too! I was in school at 22. It was hard getting out of the 12th grade! I didn’t actually graduate. I got an honorary degree and told 2/2
tflorio19500
not to come back.
ChickenFingerFingers
But did you go back?
VulgarBear
Asking the real questions here.
tflorio19500
Had to. Spent so much time going to classes and detention my parents thought I had moved out so they rented my room. No place else to go!