Poisoned my coworkers with peppers of satan's asshole

Dec 15, 2016 3:32 AM

thatsjustawful

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People at work keep stealing my food so today I made a sandwich with a handful of homegrown Carolina Reaper pepper and ghost pepper flakes and waiting for the screams of pain. (Carolina Reaper is the hottest pepper in the world, over twice as hot as a ghost chili)

What happened!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Uneatable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*An edible

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahah - thats assault!!! hah.. lets hope Jerry doesn't have a nickel of common sense cause he can easily sue you down to your dryer lint.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...aaaaaand??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made exlax cookies for some food bandits. Nobody ate them so I brought them home and ate them. Worth it.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pissed in my jug of juice once that someone was drinking from at work. When I put up a note later revealing it, one guy freaked right out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just make sure if no one eats it that you don't forget it's sabotaged

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my work got cameras to catch those douche's

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alex I will take Lies for 800 please!

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 5

Someone will be dead in your office tomorrow and then they will stop stealing your food.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I need to know how it turns out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very nice. Someone where I used to work, would bring nutella sandwiches, but they were getting stolen, I made her some exlax nutella,

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no more sandwich thefts after that, I made it from pure exlax and home ground hazlenuts and butter, worked like a charm.

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I would totally dig that sandwich. Also, I am not an asshat and would ask you to please make me said sandwich and not steal it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Update?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should have put laxatives in it, too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got arrested at 14 for knowing about someone putting laxatives in food and got booked for attempted murder. Got dropped to assault though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Pics or gtfo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats just awful

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bullshit. You got baby balls. Tiny squirrel nuts.... you wanted to do that but not so much

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want a follow up on this!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pix or didn't happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People were stealing my food at work so I made my sandwich illegible

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just wrote dog poop on a bag works every time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember this story from last year.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did it work? I'm very curious.

9 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 4

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, Jerry is the ultimate fuck and must pay

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

OP is in jail.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Update: they ded

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I ate half of one and I thought the pain wasnt going to leave. It comes in three stages: Mouth, Stomach and butt.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Mouth, Stomach, Butt"? That's the title of my "gettin bizay" playlist.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I pretty much treat every Imgur 'story' post as a complete lie unless there's actual proof attached.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

waiting for the pain

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it would have had to actually happen for it to work.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I too am curious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He forgot and ate the 'dwich.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Now tell us what you're doing with all the free time, that not typing "san" afforded you...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The 'Dwich Horror

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The "D" is silent.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm twice as curious, also known as Bi-Curious

9 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 5

I'm 50% more curious, I'm tri-curious

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hah! Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah! It means you can be curious like a man or woman.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Ohhh women are 12x as curious as men, so that's 6.5 curious.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Update: turns out it was my buddy Jerry that fuck, I still have a ziplock of ghost pepper flakes, gunna give him a beer full of that

9 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 4

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Fuckin Jerry

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What the fuck Larry?!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jeez, Gary!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*sigh* Jerry.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Revenge is best served spicy :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll make sure to videotape that

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wtf Jerry

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.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been 3 years.... did it go well?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

almost 8 years.... jerry's dead and op's still in jail?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been two months... Where is this video????

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Hey Jerry! I'll bet 20$ you can't beat me in a chugging contest"

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browsing random?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes.

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