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People at work keep stealing my food so today I made a sandwich with a handful of homegrown Carolina Reaper pepper and ghost pepper flakes and waiting for the screams of pain. (Carolina Reaper is the hottest pepper in the world, over twice as hot as a ghost chili)
holyHamWallet
What happened!
OfMiceAndMenus
*Uneatable
NWeasley21
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boringfool
*An edible
HeHeHebieJeebies
Hahahah - thats assault!!! hah.. lets hope Jerry doesn't have a nickel of common sense cause he can easily sue you down to your dryer lint.
butterfingerist
...aaaaaand??
MonkeyBirdBlues
I made exlax cookies for some food bandits. Nobody ate them so I brought them home and ate them. Worth it.
vlsidorenko
las3rschw3rt
canadianreserve
I pissed in my jug of juice once that someone was drinking from at work. When I put up a note later revealing it, one guy freaked right out
Eanikran
Just make sure if no one eats it that you don't forget it's sabotaged
yomancs
my work got cameras to catch those douche's
time2waste
Alex I will take Lies for 800 please!
holmestrix
Someone will be dead in your office tomorrow and then they will stop stealing your food.
Smwillis
I need to know how it turns out
michaelladawn
Very nice. Someone where I used to work, would bring nutella sandwiches, but they were getting stolen, I made her some exlax nutella,
michaelladawn
no more sandwich thefts after that, I made it from pure exlax and home ground hazlenuts and butter, worked like a charm.
fuzznubbin
bladderinfection
I would totally dig that sandwich. Also, I am not an asshat and would ask you to please make me said sandwich and not steal it.
DrJeremyStone
Update?
Sigge1981
You should have put laxatives in it, too.
matyles
I got arrested at 14 for knowing about someone putting laxatives in food and got booked for attempted murder. Got dropped to assault though
bpnoy3
Pics or gtfo
Leviohsaur
Thats just awful
Crobbins3307
Bullshit. You got baby balls. Tiny squirrel nuts.... you wanted to do that but not so much
Enohpoxas
I want a follow up on this!
Refunjo
Pix or didn't happen.
NickBlacksHumor
People were stealing my food at work so I made my sandwich illegible
NickBlacksHumor
Just wrote dog poop on a bag works every time
Pixie0422
I remember this story from last year.
ShmewdiePie
Did it work? I'm very curious.
glorificateur
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thatsjustawful
Yes, Jerry is the ultimate fuck and must pay
Kilsim1v
OP is in jail.
edmac23
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GTASanAndreasQuotes
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bootymen
Update: they ded
EighthSin666
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UnderMaintenance
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UsuallyComments
I ate half of one and I thought the pain wasnt going to leave. It comes in three stages: Mouth, Stomach and butt.
Sugarblade
"Mouth, Stomach, Butt"? That's the title of my "gettin bizay" playlist.
ThisUsernameIsStillAvailable
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Seanspeed
I pretty much treat every Imgur 'story' post as a complete lie unless there's actual proof attached.
RLTNY
waiting for the pain
electricbugalooii
it would have had to actually happen for it to work.
MX526
I too am curious
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
He forgot and ate the 'dwich.
ItsThoseZanyGermans
Now tell us what you're doing with all the free time, that not typing "san" afforded you...
idiotn00b
The 'Dwich Horror
EggMarbles
The "D" is silent.
FatBoobsDontCount
I'm twice as curious, also known as Bi-Curious
LionOfRome
I'm 50% more curious, I'm tri-curious
Hedgehoglet
Hah! Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
HopefulRealist
Nah! It means you can be curious like a man or woman.
pugofstardock
Ohhh women are 12x as curious as men, so that's 6.5 curious.
thatsjustawful
Update: turns out it was my buddy Jerry that fuck, I still have a ziplock of ghost pepper flakes, gunna give him a beer full of that
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thatsjustawful
Fuckin Jerry
SharpKitty
What the fuck Larry?!
FragileReality
Jeez, Gary!
Geracht
*sigh* Jerry.
Luluk89
Revenge is best served spicy :D
thatsjustawful
I'll make sure to videotape that
stopbeingsensitive
wtf Jerry
BlainesMagmar
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Dolphinsaurus
It's been 3 years.... did it go well?
Ekibwurm
almost 8 years.... jerry's dead and op's still in jail?
IDontPostForYourEnjoyment
It's been two months... Where is this video????
OddOod
"Hey Jerry! I'll bet 20$ you can't beat me in a chugging contest"
DanGessnercomedy
OddOod
browsing random?
Liyone
Yes.