Pic not related

I am so scared that my secret Santa is going to be disappointed in my gifts. Being a crafty person I wanted to give them something homemade. Being a realistic person I knew I had no time to make and ship something in time for Christmas. I've been seeing all of these awesome posts and I feel like a bad Santa.
The pic is unrelated. I antique a lot and at a local auction there was a butt load (HA) of taxidermy. I had my eye on this piece.
Yes, that is a mounted deer butt with a glass eye in its asshole.